Patrick Stewart Has A Wonderful Story About His Penis And Other News

Norman Reedus is definitely banging Diane Kruger. [Lainey Gossip]

Ryan Murphy will not make us relive the 2016 election. [Dlisted]

RIP, Judge Wapner. [TMZ]

Our president is a giant pussy. [Newser]

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The AT&T Girl’s Giant Boobs Are The Crap We Missed

The AT&T girl’s boobs, the Meryl Streep wax figure that needs to be melted now, and a Mad Men reunion that’s going great for Jon Hamm. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Justin Trudeau’s Bubble Butt, Anyone? It’s Coming In Hot

Justin Trudeau’s butt, AH AH! It’ll save everyone of us! More »


Daniel Craig Is Probably Still James Bond If Anyone Gives A Shit

Daniel Craig is the greatest salary negotiator of all time is how I’m interpreting this. More »


Let’s Take A Breather With Kate Bock’s Swimsuit Video

Kate Bock is here to make it all better. For at least two minutes. More »


Nice Job Endorsing Trump, Caitlyn Jenner, How’s That Working Out?

You’ve done enough, Caitlyn Jenner. Go sit down. More »


Eddie Winslow Tried To Boil A Baby, Jesus Christ

Ready to enjoy the weekend? Forget that, because everything in the world is awful. More »


Nobody Tell Kim Kardashian Sauna Suits Are Bullshit, Shut Up

Kim Kardashian just needs to lose, like, seven pounds, you guys. It’s totally safe. (Don’t ruin this. Don’t you ruin this.) More »


Matt Reeves Will Direct ‘The Batman’ And There’s A Nightwing Movie Now

Matt Reeves will direct The Batman after all, and there’s going to be a Nightwing movie because people actually think Justice League won’t torpedo everything. More »


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