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Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

October 9th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he’s been fixin’ to get? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater]

- Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Heidi Klum has NOT birthed a future German sexpot yet. [Just Jared]

- R. Kelly admits he’s illiterate but also the “Greatest Writer of All Time.” Why not? [Celebslam]

- Reggie Bush looks so thrilled to be back with Kim Kardashian. So thrilled. [PopSugar]

- David Letterman used to take his mistress/assistant on family vacations. Now those are some balls. [The Blemish]

- Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy which proves the Kardashian sisters have to have a penis in them at all times. Least surprising fact ever. I know. [ICYDK]

Photos: Splash News

Lily Allen’s monthly nipple flash

October 9th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Because what’s a month without seeing Lily Allen’s nipples, here she is out in London last night giving the paps a show. At this point, I’m pretty sure I could draw Lily’s nipples blindfolded. And by draw I mean touch myself because I’ll assume I’m alone in a dark room. “What’s all that crying? And did I just hear a woman jump out a window? Must’ve been the wind.”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that redefine the term “monthly visitor.”

Photos: Flynet

Lily Allen’s monthly nipple flash

October 9th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

Because what’s a month without seeing Lily Allen’s nipples, here she is out in London last night giving the paps a show. At this point, I’m pretty sure I could draw Lily’s nipples blindfolded. And by draw I mean touch myself because I’ll assume I’m alone in a dark room. “What’s all that crying? And did I just hear a woman jump out a window? Must’ve been the wind.”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that redefine the term “monthly visitor.”

Photos: Flynet

Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news

October 8th, 2009 // 24 Comments

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]

- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]

- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]

- Naomi Watts is somehow the “Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood.” [PopSugar]

- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]

- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]

Photos: Splash News

Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news

October 8th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]

- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]

- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]

- Naomi Watts is somehow the “Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood.” [PopSugar]

- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]

- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]

Photos: Splash News

Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

October 7th, 2009 // 50 Comments

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez is “Lola” now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley’s which totally ruins everyone’s plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley’s! [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]

- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation’s most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]

Photos: Fame, WENN

Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

October 7th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez is “Lola” now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley’s which totally ruins everyone’s plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley’s! [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]

- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation’s most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]

Photos: Fame, WENN