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Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I’m showing you right now

January 13th, 2009 // 112 Comments

Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she’s on vacation in South Beach:

“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn’t as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit — not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view…very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”

And it’s a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I’m so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I’ve got feelings too, you know? Just… Just… leave me alone, meanie.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!

Photos: National Photo Group, Flynet

Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I’m showing you right now

January 13th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she’s on vacation in South Beach:

“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn’t as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit — not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view…very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”

And it’s a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I’m so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I’ve got feelings too, you know? Just… Just… leave me alone, meanie.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!

Photos: National Photo Group, Flynet

Amy Winehouse wears bikini for new boyfriend who miraculously keeps living

January 2nd, 2009 // 125 Comments

These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let’s just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he’s gonna be.). But even then I still don’t get it. Maybe Amy’s digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.

Photos: Splash News

Amy Winehouse wears bikini for new boyfriend who miraculously keeps living

January 2nd, 2009 // Leave a Comment

These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let’s just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he’s gonna be.). But even then I still don’t get it. Maybe Amy’s digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.

Photos: Splash News

Amy Winehouse topless photos (Not a good idea if you’re eating.)

December 22nd, 2008 // 149 Comments

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pics of Amy Winehouse topless in the Caribbean, but I’m pretty sure I need at least two exorcists and a visit from Mel Gibson. Mostly so he can slap me around and call me “Sugartits” until I agree to never do this again. In the meantime, it appears my testicles have retreated back into my body. Anyone seen my crowbar?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. I hope your affairs are in order.

Amy Winehouse topless photos (Not a good idea if you’re eating.)

December 22nd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pics of Amy Winehouse topless in the Caribbean, but I’m pretty sure I need at least two exorcists and a visit from Mel Gibson. Mostly so he can slap me around and call me “Sugartits” until I agree to never do this again. In the meantime, it appears my testicles have retreated back into my body. Anyone seen my crowbar?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. I hope your affairs are in order.

Halle Berry knows how to win Oscars

December 19th, 2008 // 112 Comments

Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:

Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.

So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets that time your cousin brought his new black girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, and your grandfather said “Hey, look a colored person!” Which you silently laughed at in your head, while out loud saying “Alright, who stole his meds again?”

They should use that on the poster.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are not screen grabs from Rocks: The Whitney Houston Story.