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Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick Gets Hacked

February 20th, 2005 // 1 Comment

20050220paris.jpgLooks like 510 people are going to be having to change their phone numbers and email addresses, seeing as how Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick got hacked over the weekend and now her entire phone book and camera phone pictures are plastered all over the internet. I think it’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan’s voice mail is filled with all sorts of derogatory garbage left by dumb folks like me. Although I personally don’t think “Hey Lindsay you’re stupid and have big boobs” is derogatory. Then again, I’m an asshole. Other notable numbers include Christina Aguilera, Ashley Olsen, Fred Durst, and Eminem just to name a few. If you’ve ever wanted to get in touch with these people’s voice messages, now’s your opportunity. And if you’ve ever wanted to see low resolution camera phone pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some random girl, this is your opportunity as well. Looks like a pretty big day for celebrity stalkers everywhere.

View Paris Hilton’s Address Book [Mirror]
View Paris Hilton’s Notes
View Paris Hilton’s Camera Phone Photos (nsfw) [Mirror]

*Update: The unidentified girl that Paris is making out has been identified as Nicole Lenz Eglantina Zingg of Playboy Latin America’s MTV fame . Whee!

Britney Spears Balcony Fake

February 7th, 2005 // 1 Comment

Remember that oh so stupid picture of Britney Spears’ nipple on the balcony? Well turns out it’s not a wart and it’s not her thumb and it’s not anything else that might resemble a nipple. Instead, it’s just your everyday piece of Photoshopped action. Here’s the original picture, and you’ll notice the Photoshoppers even altered the hair to make it look more believable in the series. Oh those crazy Photoshoppers. When will they learn that the only fakes I’m interested in are the ones that put penises on celebrities’ noses? (nsfw?)

The Superficial Sponsors

January 25th, 2005 // Leave a Comment

superficial.jpgThanks to the oh so saucy people that keep me from having to eat cardboard for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. Check out our advertising info page if you’d like to contribute to the “Keep Us Off The Street” fund. It’s not nearly as heroic as donating to Tsunami relief, but it sure looks good on your resume.

Busted Tees – Jokes you can wear!

Pajiba – Untamed by the Hollywood PR Machine

CatsMob – The coolest pics on the net (nsfw)

Katie Price (Jordan) CKM Photoshoot

November 2nd, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041101_jordan.jpgPolish Magazine CKM has a photoshoot featuring everybody’s favorite big breasted Briton (look at the alliteration!). I know I’m going to hate myself later for saying this, but Jordan’s breasts are out of control. I’m all for the big breasts, but she’s like a damn cartoon character. And not the sexy kind like Jessica Rabbit, but more the weird freakish kind like uh…big breasted Jordan? The point is that once the novelty of having giant watermelon breasts wears off, you’re left with a woman that’s going to look incredibly horrifying at age 60. Can you imagine the sag that those things are going to acquire? Well I can, and let me tell you it isn’t pretty. It isn’t pretty at all. *shudder*

(warning: nsfw)

Michelle Trachtenberg

September 30th, 2004 // 10 Comments

20040930_michelle1.jpgRemember in Eurotrip when Michelle got wasted on absinthe and started making out with her twin brother? That was good times, man. I guess when you’re running out of ideas for a story, you can just throw in a little incest action and call it a day. Anyways, the only thing Eurotrip was missing (besides hardcore incestuous sex) was Michelle’s nipples. Unfortunately for her, real life isn’t as editable as film so here’s a fun little glimpse of her nipple popping out. I never know whether to consider pictures like these nudity or not so I’ll just throw in a ‘nsfw’ and let you decide for yourself.

View Michelle Trachtenberg Nipple Slip (nsfw)

Elle Macpherson

September 14th, 2004 // 1 Comment

20040914_elle.jpgThere’s been a lot of controversy surrounding Elle Macpherson’s latest ads for her new lingerie line, including protesting prudes and, on a more serious note, a concerned mother whose daughter was murdered by a knife-wielding necrophiliac. As much as I’d like to make the connection between modeling lingerie and necrophiliac homicide, I’m going to have to side with Elle on this one. Not just because she’s probably way hotter and is willing to bare her naked breasts, but because the freedom to prance around naked in a lingerie ad should not be trounced by some woman’s horrible experience with a perverted lunatic. If that happens, then the terrorists have truly won. Or something. Whatever, you’re fat.

Read Article [Supermodel Elle's lingerie ads spark protest]
Read Article [Calls for Elle Macpherson Intimates TV ad to be banned]

View Official Site (with video – some NSFW)

Agent Provocateur

September 9th, 2004 // 1 Comment

20040909_agentp.jpgAgent Provocateur’s latest ad features the President of the United States (or rather, a poorly cast actor) participating in some sexual bondage. Don’t know if this is your cup of tea or not, but I found the whole thing to be incredibly unsexy. There’s just something about a freak in a black latex suit that really ruins the mood for me. I’m also not a huge fan of the whole ‘nipple tassel’ thing. Either show me the nipples or don’t, but whatever you do don’t attach black tassels to them. That’s just plain ugly.

View Video (nsfw .wmv) — thanks Tian
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Salma Hayek

June 3rd, 2004 // Leave a Comment

I’m not sure what this Saddam Hussein lookalike is doing to Salma Hayek, but it doesn’t look comfortable. Then again, maybe Miss Hayek enjoys the occasional bending in half, in which case there’s an empty motel room and packet of condoms that require her immediate attention. Sure, that sounded distasteful, but it wasn’t really. If you read closely, you’ll notice that I never once implied having crazy motel sex with Salma. Oh wait, nevermind.

View Picture – Salma Hayek Getting Bent
View Gallery - More Salma Hayek Pictures

*note: Because of the nature of this site, I will no longer post NSFW (Not Safe For Work) warnings. It is redundant, and everything on this site should be assumed NSFW.