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UPDATE: Pauly Shore gets knocked out

December 13th, 2006 // 141 Comments

Pauly Shore got into a heated exchange with some hecklers during a standup gig over the weekend in Odessa, Texas. During the incident one of the men walks on stage and Pauly Shore tries to diffuse the situation by apologizing and saying, “Please, stop, stop.” Then the crowd of intellectuals start shouting “Hit him!” and Mr. Cowboy figures this is time to shine. The guy is quickly escorted away by police and Pauly Shore storms off saying, “Fuck all you fuckin’ white trash.”

There’s some NSFW language, but if you watch the clip you can really feel the intelligence emanating from the room. As if they managed to cram every member of Mensa into that little comedy club. If they all concentrated really hard they could probably lift the entire building with just the power of their minds.

Thanks to Mike for the tip, who I hear can curl a car with one arm.

UPDATE: Turns out the whole thing was staged. The Odessa Police Department says an officer “had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.”

Paris Hilton gets drunk, slips nipple

November 17th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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A super duper drunk Paris Hilton and a super duper drunk Stavros Niarchos were seen stumbling into Paris Hilton’s home together last night. And it just wouldn’t be Paris Hilton without her drunkenly exposing her nipple. Which has become so common it’s not even worth mentioning anymore. It’d be like pointing out everytime Michael Jackson does something weird or Gary Coleman has to beg for rent money. Or everytime I nail a supermodel. Just assume it’s happening three times a night and move on.

You can click the above shot for the NSFW version, but it’s nothing you haven’t already seen.

Britney Spears may or may not have a sex tape

November 8th, 2006 // 106 Comments

has posted a 19-second clip off PornoTube that’s allegedly from a Britney Spears sex tape featuring her in dark hair giving Kevin Federline a blowjob. I’m not an expert on Britney Spears’ face or K-Fed’s penis so I can’t make any claims to its validity, but you can check out the 100% NSFW clip and judge for yourself. Although be warned, because if it is real then after seeing it you will never again in your life be able to honestly say you haven’t seen Kevin Federline’s naked penis.

UPDATE: A ton of readers reached into their encyclopedic knowledge of porn and wrote in saying this isn’t Britney, but just some random amateur girl from a super long time ago. Yay for perverts!

Nicky Hilton enjoys standing next to penises

October 19th, 2006 // 123 Comments
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In case there was any doubt in your mind that Nicky Hilton’s new Miami hotel Nicky O isn’t going to be a complete joke, check out this photoshoot she had for it featuring a bunch of naked people. I know the Hilton family education consists of Saturday morning cartoons, but this is the sort of marketing campaign you’d use for beer, condoms, or homoerotic cruises where you question your own sexuality. The only hotels that should be marketed this way charge by the hour and have women on the first floor walking around with price tags on them.

Don’t click any of the NSFW pictures if you’re offended by male genitalia or the female buttocks, because there’s plenty of both all around. Thanks to Mark for the tip, and for reminding me why I don’t scour the internet looking for naked pictures of men.

Amber Tamblyn slips her nipple

October 9th, 2006 // 44 Comments
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I was debating whether or not I should post this because some of you might not know who Amber Tamblyn is. I looked her up on IMDB and I still don’t even know who she is. She’s appeared in a few TV shows and is in The Grudge 2, and I figure if she’s famous enough to be photographed that means her nipple is famous enough to be seen. Although it’ll never be as famous as my nipple. I paint a little mustache on him and take him on tours in Mexico. They call him Senior Guapo and he’s huge there.

Click the picture for the uncensored NSFW version.

Lindsay Lohan shows off her very shaved vagina again

September 13th, 2006 // 194 Comments
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I don’t know when it happened (actually I know exactly when it happened) but somewhere along the line Lindsay Lohan decided to just completely give up on underwear. This shot was taken outside of London’s Kabaret club, and once again features Lindsay Lohan and her totally NSFW vagina. There was so much controversy over her first attempt to offend my eyes she thought she’d give it another go. Only this time she’s not leaving any doubt as to its authenticity. If you’re easily offended by beat-up looking vaginas, I highly recommend you not click the above image. Because this one looks like it went ten rounds with a boxing kangaroo.

Mischa Barton can’t keep track of her nipples

July 17th, 2006 // 67 Comments
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Mischa Barton was spotted at the Serpentine Gallery’s Summer Party falling out of her top. Which is to be expected when you have no breasts and your clothes are designed assuming you do. I don’t put on fat people pants and expect them to stay on. That’s why they invented the belt. And double sided tape. And, if necessary, the stapler. The pictures are NSFW so I wouldn’t suggest clicking them unless you really hate your job.

OJ Simpson still juicing

May 16th, 2006 // 41 Comments

In case you needed visual proof that OJ Simpson’s prank DVD Juiced was real, here’s a NSFW clip featuring OJ rapping to what I can only assume is the intro. And yes, it’s every bit as depressing as it sounds. For those of you who were worried the DVD wouldn’t be a classy affair, rest easy. Because there’s plenty of gratuitous nudity to prove otherwise, with OJ dressed in a variety of silly costumes and surrounded by a group of half naked strippers. Throw in a guy with a monocle and this could very well be the classiest DVD to ever be released in the history of motion picture.