Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Was On TV!

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
A major American film studio completely caved to North Korea-sponsored hackers essentially putting unprecedented power into the hands of anyone who can access rich people's emails, but that was 10 minutes ago. Now it's all about Nicki Minaj's nipple slip provided you count 1/4th of an areola as a … More »

Sony Cancelled ‘The Interview’ Because of North Korea or Something

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
If you somehow haven't heard by now, Sony Pictures cancelled The Interview, an upcoming comedy where James Franco and Seth Rogen assassinate Kim Jong-un, after a bunch of hackers called the "Guardians of The Galaxy" or some bullshit said the words 9/11 which naturally caused every theater … More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd... [Lainey Gossip] - Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper] - The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted] - Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE] … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.17.14

By: Photo Boy / December 17, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which you will notice is getting lighter and lighter as we get forcibly dragged deeper into the holday hole. (No Collins.) But we still have some good shit for you, like Cuba Gooding Jr. going full Tom Cruise-on-Oprah, what I'm pretty sure is the first … More »

Bertney & The Amazing Computer Magicked Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly A Positive Reinforcement Reader It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa. "Well, Mr. Spears," the judge said from his very tall wooden seat. "After watching the surveillance … More »

A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
In case you can't tell we're circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here's Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it's 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) … More »

Bill Cosby’s Daughter Thinks Rape Accusers Should Go To Jail. Yup.

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Now that we've seen two videos of dancing breasts (here and here), let's find out what stupid shit Bill Cosby's defenders are saying today. This time around it's his daughter Evin Cosby who has been increasingly using her Facebook page to support her father and in the … More »

And Now Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Video

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
While Emily Ratajkowski's LOVE Advent 2014 video awakened me on a spiritual and emotional level by making me realize that, yes, I absolutely would have a threeway with a panda, Lindsay Lohan's is a sad, depressing look at the futility of life. Her breasts were so big, and yet everything about … More »

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