Bertney & The Amazing Computer Magicked Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly A Positive Reinforcement Reader It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa. "Well, Mr. Spears," the judge said from his very tall wooden seat. "After watching the surveillance … More »

A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
In case you can't tell we're circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here's Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it's 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) … More »

Bill Cosby’s Daughter Thinks Rape Accusers Should Go To Jail. Yup.

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Now that we've seen two videos of dancing breasts (here and here), let's find out what stupid shit Bill Cosby's defenders are saying today. This time around it's his daughter Evin Cosby who has been increasingly using her Facebook page to support her father and in the … More »

And Now Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Video

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
While Emily Ratajkowski's LOVE Advent 2014 video awakened me on a spiritual and emotional level by making me realize that, yes, I absolutely would have a threeway with a panda, Lindsay Lohan's is a sad, depressing look at the futility of life. Her breasts were so big, and yet everything about … More »

Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Here's Emily Ratajkowski's video for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there's literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated … More »

Stephen Collins Confesses To Molesting Three Underage Girls

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Despite audio recordings of him admitting he's a child molester being leaked to the press, Stephen Collins had the benefit of everybody forgetting all of this even happened thanks to Bill Cosby and a large swath of assholes believing his wife made the whole thing up to get more … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip] - James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey's music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper] - Scary Spice's husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted] - Nothing Beats A Woman's POV [theCHIVE] - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.16.14

By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014
Welcome to Tuesdays The Crap We Missed, lead by Kylie Jenner's butt because sharing a cell with you guys doesn't sound that bad. (Fish makes a delightful toilet sangria.) We've also got Mariah Carey giving the first ever case of adult on-set scoliosis, Lance Burton unveiling his newest trick, 'The Sandusky,' … More »

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