Scarlett Johansson Is Defending Woody Allen Now

March 17th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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While promoting Captain America: The Winter Soldier last week, Scarlett Johansson made it a point to bar reporters from asking about her pregnancy. A caveat that apparently didn’t extend to being asked about Woody Allen and his alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow because here she is defending him to The Guardian before her publicist shut the conversation down then kicked the writer out when her follow-up question was about SodaStream:

Scarlett Johansson Defends Woody Allen After The Jump

Good Morning, Karina Jelinek, And Other News

March 17th, 2014 // 16 Comments

- Lupita Nyong’o has a boyfriend, and it isn’t Jared Leto. I’m sorry, Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Seyfried took down Malaysian Flight 370. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- George Lopez really appreciates that kidney his ex-wife gave him. [Fishwrapper]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: 6 Rules For A Successful F**k Buddy Relationship [The Frisky]

- Apparently Lady GaGa should’ve included a trigger warning for Demi Lovato. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Lisalla Montenegro… [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber got a Banksy tattoo. Of course. [IDLYITW]

- Kimberley Garner is leggy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rob Kardashian is fat shaming himself from not attending Kim’s wedding. [Celebslam]

- Terry Richardson will defend himself now. And have a vagina on his head. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Fred Phelps Is Dying

March 17th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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According to Gawker, former Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps is dying in Topeka, Kansas. And considering those words just filled your heart with a sliver of hope and joy for the future, I really don’t have anything else to say here. You’re welcome.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

March 15th, 2014 // 56 Comments

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning these out. – so you’ll find another one of those below. Will I keep doing this every week? Who knows? It’s a mystery. Much like what I do at night when the lights go down, and the city becomes a cesspool of crime. Perhaps you noticed the masked man who suddenly appeared on the rooftops only to immediately after he hit his ankle on a drain pipe, his cries of “Ow my leggy!” and “Fuck this!” echoing for all to hear. Because that definitely wasn’t me. I was home, uh, masturbating. That’s it. Master catering… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.14.14

March 14th, 2014 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to Comcast taking a shit on my face, is coming at you from Starbucks — a place I thought was just a nice spot to get an overprice cup of sugar, but turns out is actually Satan’s asshole. Who knew? In a moment, I’ll get this nice ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY WHO FOR SOME REASON IS IN STARBUCKS ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON and speaking at max volume in Spanish right beside me to translate this for our ESL readers, but first I need to collect myself with this Elton John pic. This should put me in a calm, meditative state.

*waits, inhales deeply* Nope, still gonna steam burn everyone in this place to death. *leaps onto table, points green straw* BARISTA, EN GUARD!!

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There’s Video of Lady GaGa Getting Puked On

March 14th, 2014 // 31 Comments
Lady GaGa Puked On SXSW

Earlier today I linked to pics of Lady GaGa getting puked on at SXSW (deliberately in the tit), and now there’s video of her “Swine” performance which will really promote a culture of tolerance and acceptance for the homosexual community, so I take back everything I said about her non-profit. I was a fool. A DAMN FOOL.

Lady GaGa Getting Puked On During SXSW Performance After The Jump

Lindsay Lohan Was A Pain In The Ass Filming ’2 Broke Girls,’ I Don’t Believe It

March 14th, 2014 // 31 Comments
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When we last left Lindsay Lohan, she was selling InTouch a handwritten list of celebrities she banged because she’ll do anything for money except be a reliable actress who isn’t a goddamn nightmare to work with. Which is exactly what happened on the set of 2 Broke Girls even though we’re all supposed to believe Oprah cured her with her Oprah magic. Via Crazy Days and Nights:

Lindsay Lohan ’2 Broke Girls’ Set Report After The Jump