Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
Just to give you an idea of how rough it's going to be over the next few days, Jessica Simpson's legs are a top story right now. A human woman possessing two lower limbs. That's the news right now. Not the fact that Jessica Simpson's letting everyone know she's … More »

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
Because she's the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they're up to three now, and … More »

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow's into Tantra now. [Lainey Gossip] - Scott Disick seems really, really awesome to be the person you can't stop having kids with. [Fishwrapper] - Elton John and Lance Bass had competing weddings. I'll let an expert handle this. [Dlisted] - The Strong And Flexible Caitlin Rice … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.33

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and possibly the last one for the year unless you fuckers bring it over the holiday like you did this week which I'm not at all ruling out. On that note, huge thanks for one of the best assortments we've … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.19.14

By: Photo Boy / December 19, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection not only for a Friday, but the LAST SHOPPING FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!1 *runs naked into mall, punches Santa* Am I handling holiday stress correctly? Anyway, today's TCWM is mostly just all the boobies from last night's People Magazine Awards which I … More »

Marissa Mayer Wouldn’t Hire Gwyneth Paltrow Without A College Degree

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014
While this story is ultimately one of many piss-poor business decisions that will eventually drive Yahoo! into the ground, it does involve Gwyneth Paltrow being deemed "less than," so my pants are already off. This is happening, people. Just embrace it. The New York Times reports: Even though the actress Gwyneth … More »

Charli XCX’s Breasts Are Back

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014
I still don't know who or what a Charli XCX is, or why her name is a Bratz doll, but I do know you people will click the hell out of her breasts, so here they are at the Jingle Ball in Chicago last night because I show you … More »

Stephen Collins: ‘I’m Not A Pedophile’

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014
To most people, when you force three young girls roughly ten years of age to pleasure you sexually, that's basically the exact definition of a pedophile. But if you're Stephen Collins, flawed human being who's been forgiven by the love of Christ, that doesn't count. You're merely a person who gave into "distortion … More »

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