- Jennifer Lawrence looked like this last night. [Lainey Gossip]
- Angela Lansbury will choke a bitch. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems support the troops. [theCHIVE]
- Lady GaGa wants kids now. [Fishwrapper]
- Uma Thurman is the 2014 Campari calendar. [tooFab]
- White Supremacist Finds Out He’s Part Black [BuzzFeed]
- What’s up, Bregje Heinen in lingerie? [Popoholic]
- Goddamn, Nina Agdal… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Winona Ryder poses for V magazine. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Real lesbians react to sex scenes in Blue Is The Warmest Color. [FilmDrunk]
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“Nooooooooooooooooo!!” – Michael Douglas
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which by far has the single greatest Prince Charles pic I’ve found since that time he shat himself in this fighter jet. I can’t even begin to guess what’s going on in that pic, but I’m sure you guys will and it will somehow involve fucking an animal. *tousles your hair* My little scamps. We’ve also got Janice Dickinson and the reason antibiotics don’t work anymore, Sarah Palin posing with some soldiers because she truly cares about Labor Day, and finally, the heartbreaking realization about the miscasting of Wolverine. Oh what could have been.
“What do they call you, Wheels? I will not go quietly into the night!” throws Randy Quaid into Magneto’s face,
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Justin Bieber just released his latest single “All Bad” which apparently is an entire song aimed at Taylor Swift for encouraging Selena Gomez not to bang him anymore. So here’s Hollywood Life while I figure out how to nominate Taylor for a Congressional Medal of Honor. This is a day for honoring heroes, dammit.
… neither of them have ever really blatantly come out and made their true feelings known. Until Nov. 11, when Justin retweeted a fan tweet that his new song, “All Bad,” was a diss track written about Taylor.
And so the feud rolls on! Justin’s “All Bad” lyrics were transparent enough, but the song’s suspected meaning was all but confirmed by Justin co-signing this tweet:
“I think Justin was shading Taylor in #AllBad”
That’s probably about as close to an actual confirmation as we’re going to get. Especially because Justin pulled his retweet moments later.
In Justin’s defense, clearly it’s Taylor Swift’s fault that Selena Gomez won’t come near him, and not the fact he bangs hookers, pisses in mop buckets, spits on people, disgraces historical figures and cheated on her constantly whenever the opportunity presented itself and/or required French fries. Girls love that stuff. Or in the words of the young minstrel, “WildKidz romance yo’ pants, bitch!” (I want this world to die in a fire.)
Justin Bieber ‘All Bad’ After The Jump
Adam Driver‘s already had to pretend to bang a tattooed sack of potatoes on HBO which, in my book, is all the experience a man needs to play an older version of Batman’s boy sidekick. “In this scene, The Joker has you held hostage, so try to think about all those times Lena Dunham was naked and, good, perfect, you’re already screaming in terror. ACTION!” TheWrap reports:
“Girls” star Adam Driver has emerged as the frontrunner to play Batman’s crime-fighting partner Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing (formerly Robin), in Zack Snyder’s superhero sequel “Batman vs. Superman,” two individuals familiar with the project have told TheWrap.
Warner Bros. had no comment.
Driver boasts a unique look that fits the rumored description of Nightwing — Grayson’s post-Robin alter-ego — as a “young John Hawkes,” as first reported by Latino Review. At 6’3″, Driver could hold his own against 6’4″ Ben Affleck, who will play an older and world-weary Batman.
“You’re either with me or against me, Robin, which is it?”
“It’s Nightwing, and I jerk off on girls’ tits now.”
“Pfft. I was doing that with Catwoman while you were still in the circus.”
“No, you weren’t.”
“No, I wasn’t. Hey, want to go to an orphanage?”
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My Dearest Mabel,
I know not when I’ll return from these cold, harsh front lines of Germany, but if I do, I swear to make an honest woman out of you. I know our time apart has been long which is why I write to you this night to reinforce my hope for the future should we win this damnable war. For you see, I fight for a free world where tyranny and oppression will think twice before rearing their ugly heads. A world where a Polish woman can move to America and use her dynamite figure to marry a wealthy businessman as her scantily clad body is repeatedly photographed then transmitted across a vast interglobal network where men’s peckers will be, well, they’ll just be straight rigid, Mabel. It is a silly dream, but it is my dream. Also, I should probably disclose that French hookers are lousy with syphilis, just lousy with it. I replaced my whole platoon’s sidearms with bananas the other day. The ones who survived agreed it was most riotous. Although, they, too, have syphilis.
Stay a virgin,
The Unknown Soldier (I call myself that now. The boys think it’s tops.)
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When we last left the debacle over Charlie Sheen‘s twins that Denise Richards has been raising because their mother Brooke Mueller is a crack addict and their father is Charlie Sheen, Denise was refusing to continue temporary custody of the boys unless Brooke agreed to let them receive psychiatric counseling. A fair request considering they were already actively and openly trying to murder Denise’s dogs, and at one point they were inside Charlie Sheen’s Coke Palace and Porn Star Emporium. A request that Brooke denied which has now resulted in her brother having temporary guardianship of the boys while moving them into a house he’ll share with Brooke. Which naturally pissed off Charlie Sheen who had already been warned by a judge not to talk about the case again after basically threatening to light the Department of Children and Family Services on fire and tweeting Brooke Mueller a picture of a cake with a grenade it. Fortunately, for everyone in my profession, Charlie Sheen’s brain is nothing but a coked-out hamster masturbating in a wheel, so he went off on the judge on Twitter: More »