The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.3.15

Photo Boy / August 3, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s cartoon tits, Willem Dafoe’s horrifying chest, and Blake Lively celebrating the waste of tons of perfectly good food. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Amy Schumer Advocates For Gun Control, This Should Go Over Well

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Amy Schumer makes a public plea for common sense gun laws after a mass shooting during a showing of Trainwreck that left three people dead and nine injured. More »

Britney Spears Conservatorship Will ‘Last A Lifetime’

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Britney Spears’ conservatorship is forever. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Bombed

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Nobody bought Kim Kardashian’s book of selfies. Maybe you’re not so bad, Internet. Maybe you’re not so bad… More »

Cool Guys Fill Children’s Hospital Facebook Page With Ghostbusters Hate

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

This is about ethics in proton pack reporting. More »

Jared Fogle Allegedly Sent Texts Bragging About Sex With 16-Year-Old

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Jared Fogle allegedly sent texts bragging about having sex with a 16-year-old while trying to arrange a threesome with another underage girl. More »

Good Morning, Death With Boobs, And Other News

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Katy Perry didn’t stop fucking John Mayer. [Lainey Gossip]

Thor is apparently too big for a stunt dick. [Dlisted]

A psychic talked to Cecil The Lion. He’s cool. [The Frisky]

Don’t come at Bill Nye with your bitch-ass tweets. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »

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