Olivia Munn Left Aaron Rodgers? No Shit, He Made Her Live In Wisconsin

Eeeeewwwww, Wisconsin! Yuck! More »


J-Lo and A-Rod Are Already Talking Marriage

Their relationship is escalating faster than Shia Lebeouf at a bowling alley. More »


Katy Perry Looks Haircut and Got A High… High Haircut… She Looks High

Bust out the 311 and Cypress Hill, Katy Perry got a haircut and looks high as fuk. More »


Three Models Frolic On A Beach For World Peace

Great job, ladies! You make the world a better place! Oh… and Caroline Vreeland has a penthouse-level tramp stamp. More »


You Can Now LITERALLY Rest A Cup On Kim Kardashian’s Ass In Your Own (Expensive) Home

For those of us who aren’t already drowning in ass, there’s people crapping out $100 for this weird looking dinner roll/floating scrotum with a twistie tie/chef hat with poop stains. More »


Good Morning! Fanny Neguesha Got Sand In Her Clam and Brazil Has A “Best Butt” Competition

There are so many butts in this post that it’s making my keyboard smell weird. More »


Sly and Arnold Back Out of New Expendables Movie Because They’re Besties

“Eyyo, Arn- you’re my fuckin’ BFF you know that, but you’re way too close alright…”

“I will do nathing without you, Sly… NATHING!” More »


This Water Bottle Thought Rachel McCord Was A Bad Actress So It Threw Up On Her

Hoooly shit, I found a trailer to an indie flick she was in and it made me want to eat a cactus… More »


David Schwimmer And Zoe Buckman’s Daughter Just Scored Two Christmases

Ross is totally breaking up with Zoe to get back at Rachel… as if we needed another reason to drink this morning. More »


Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want to Pepper Spray Myself

*Cop swigs Pepsi* “As soon as this song is over we’re still bear-macing this crowd, right?” More »


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