Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

November 20th, 2014 // 10 Comments

- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper]

- Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted]

- Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE]

- Anna Wintour‘s backhanded reason for putting Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. [The Frisky]

- Molly Shannon got breast implants. These are words I actually just wrote. [WWTDD]

- Julien Blanc, the pick-up artist jackass who chokes women, got shut down by the UK now. [Death and Taxes]

- Scarlet Johansson has a new mom hairdo. [Popoholic]

- Victoria’s Secret Casting Is The Best Thing Ever [Hollywood Tuna]

- What’s up, Brooke Perry? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

November 19th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a shit-stain of dumb, as well as Kelly Clarkson who I’m not fat shaming at all. I’m just saying this is Kelly Clarkson now.

I’m leaving that there and I’m positive you guys will have nothing but nice things to say,

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Bill Cosby’s Lawyer: ‘Janice Dickinson Is A Liar’

November 19th, 2014 // 72 Comments
Janice Dickinson
Why Didn't You Bite The Dick?
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Bill Cosby‘s lawyer already had to remove one statement denying rape allegations about his client, so let’s how well his response to Janice Dickinson‘s accusation that she was raped by Cosby in 1982 holds up. Via NBC 10 Philadelphia:

“The only story she gave 12 years ago in her autobiography as well as her interview with the media was that she refused to sleep with Mr. Cosby and he blew her off,” he said. “You can confirm with Harper Collins that she never claimed Mr. Cosby raped her, that no attorney representing Bill Cosby tried to kill the story (since there was no such story) and no one tried to prevent anything she wanted to say about Bill Cosby in her book.”

I’m not a big city attorney, but let’s see if I can make sense of this: According to Janice Dickinson, Harper Collins caved to pressure from Bill Cosby’s lawyers and wasn’t allowed to include her rape allegations against him in her book. She was, however, allowed to keep in an anecdote about him getting pissed that she wouldn’t consensually fuck him because, at the end of the day, that’s still way better than rape. And now Bill Cosby’s lawyer is basically daring people to ask Harper Collins – who’s noticeably been keeping their head down – what really happened because a huge multi-million dollar publisher is going to just roll right over in the middle of this shitstorm and say, “Yup, we totally made a woman not write about being raped because money. You got us.” On top of that, Bill Cosby still hasn’t sued a single one of these women for defamation of character because then he’d have to face these allegations in court when instead he can just make run-around denials and count on people to reliably go, “Eh, whores lie, and they could’ve just bit him in the dick.” (Zup, Don Lemon?)

UPDATE: And Variety reports NBC just cancelled Bill Cosby’s new show. Seems like that’d be a large financial loss you’d sue a certain model over if you have “documentary proof” she’s lying. But again, not a lawyer.

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Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

November 19th, 2014 // 13 Comments

Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ:

Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual domestic restraining order.
We’re told the judge determined Tuesday Taryn violated the restraining order by threatening to kill Jeanine via text and social media. According to court docs, Taryn’s threatening messages included: “I will kill you, bitch” … “Go f**k yourself and die” … “What’s taking so long? Shouldn’t you be dead by now?”
Taryn was not in court, so the judge cited her for contempt and police then arrested her.

Am I the only one who laughed at “What’s taking so long? Shouldn’t you be dead by now?” because that’s some classic Hollywood entitlement. “Bitch, I hope you die! But I’m too busy to do it myself, so I’ll periodically check in to see if someone else did it. Or maybe you could just do it for me. OMG, that would be so amaze. BYEESSS!”

And now these four year old bikini photos I had lying around because, again, I have everybody. Literally everybody. That can’t be healthy.

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Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

November 19th, 2014 // 41 Comments

It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let’s just kick our feet up and look at Miss Bum Bum finalist Claudia Alende recreating Kim Kardashian‘s naked photo shoot. And if that’s not your thing, below is Conan taking Jordan Schlansky coffee-tasting which is hilarious if you enjoy watching a replicant spectacularly fail to blend in with normal humans:

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Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

November 19th, 2014 // 16 Comments

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Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who’s very namesake would indicate it represents our most fundamental interests, publishes their signature feature that basically says, “That one! We like that purty one bester!!” So, congratulations Chris’ abs, pecs and butt, you are now officially sanctioned masturbatory fodder as well as the subject of great contention, because it totally should have been Channing Tatum again. (Attention terrorists: Start with the midwest and south, then work your way out. By the time you reach the coasts, the rest of us who’ve been eyeing up Denmark for years will already be gone.)

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Don Lemon To Bill Cosby Accuser: ‘Did You Try Not Getting Raped?’

November 19th, 2014 // 149 Comments
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Bill Cosby Raped Me
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Seen here letting Bill Cosby know that he’s ready for him and without being drugged (Unless that ruins it. In which case, why yes, he would like a drink…) CNN anchor Don Lemon demonstrated why so many of these women – and rape victims in general – waited for decades to come forward, and it’s because even in the year 2014, male news reporters will ask you on national television why you didn’t just bite a powerful Hollywood actor in the dick after he pretended to be your mentor then drugged you at 19 years old so he could rape you. “Allegedly.” Via Gawker: More »