Ever since Lindsay Lohan started posting selfies to Instagram, people have been paying attention to her, so here she is following up her crotch shot with a topless selfie of her saggy side boob because that’s all really anyone cares about anymore. We just want to check in on her breasts then go about our day. If only there was some way she could make money from that. Some way at all…
Full Lindsay Lohan Topless Picture After The Jump
- Adam Levine is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive. [Lainey Gossip]
- Robin Thicke banged Britney Spears. [Dlisted]
- The Newly Single Chivettes Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]
- Kaley Cuoco is taking Jennifer Love Hewitt-ing to another level. [Fishwrapper]
- Courtney Stodden is a true feminist, you guys. [tooFab]
- John Oliver is getting his own show on HBO. [BuzzFeed]
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in yoga pants. [Popoholic]
- Sarah Palin thinks The Pope is too liberal now. The Pope. [The Daily Banter]
- Goddamn, Karlie Kloss… [IDLYITW]
- Nina Agdal topless, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Living with Avril Lavigne is even more annoying than you think. [Celebslam]
- Kate Moss does Playboy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- LeAnn Rimes is eating her insecurities now. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Jaden Smith has the cure for world hunger. [FilmDrunk]
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When we last left Alec Baldwin, he was beating the shit out of the paparazzi, so you’ll be glad to know he’s evolved as a person and now just screams hate speech in their faces. TMZ reports:
Alec Baldwin is a sore winner … chasing down and threatening a photographer outside his Manhattan apartment … just hours after a courtroom victory this morning in his stalker case … and the whole thing was captured on video.
The video shows Baldwin — who was with his wife and baby — taking off in angry pursuit after the pap (not ours) … yelling, cursing and calling him a “cocksucking fag.”
Of course, Alec Baldwin has a talk show on a MSNBC to protect, so he’s claiming he only said “cocksucking fathead” which is so natural, it just rolls right off the tongue:
Further, Alec is threatening to sue TMZ for even suggesting that he used the homophobic slur.
Baldwin wrote, “Acoustic analysis proves the word is fathead. Fathead … Anti-gay slurs are wrong. They not only offend, but threaten hard fought tolerance of LGBT rights.”
Alec then added, “Isn’t it funny that Harvey Levin is accusing me, a liberal host on MSNBC, of hate speech when everyone knows Jews start all the world’s wars and suck the blood of infants? And I’m the intolerant one, ha! Smell my breath, Harvey, not a drop of baby on it. I’ll see you in court when I force your own people to destroy you for gold coins on the dollar. #NOH8″
UPDATE: It gets better.
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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let’s see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Cameron Diaz reacting to a man guessing she’s younger than 52, Mike Tyson pointing out the scary man who keeps eating his pigeons and Mel Gibson placed into a situation that’s like putting a starving wolf next to an injured deer, or a maniacal bigot next a possibly homosexual minority.
Last one’s a little on the nose, huh? I don’t care, it’s funny because he murdered that man. That man’s dead now,
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Here’s Allie Teilz the for realz girlfriend of Joaquin Phoenix who’s supposedly 19 or 20, but also has a history of lying about her age to score DJ gigs. I’ll ready the Chris Hansen signal. Via Bullet Media:
When I was younger I used to work production for arena shows in Vegas and Palm Springs, and I did artist relations for pop stars. On Thursdays after school I would go from school to the airport, fly to Vegas, work the shows from 6am Friday until Sunday at 2am, before school. I had a complete double life and lied about my age, obviously, but I was really getting involved in the music world and starting to meet people. It wasn’t a good world for me being as young as I was.
Of course, if you do the math, Joaquin Phoenix is only six years older than me, and Allie is (theoretically) two years younger than Selena Gomez, so I’m not sure if I have a leg to stand on here. Except I do, and it’s this chick looks 12. She’s a fucking 12-year-old. *shines CH symbol into the sky* Make that bastard take that seat, coiffed avenger. Make him take that seat right over there.
Yesterday, someone bemoaned the presence of Courtney Stodden in light of a stark absence of Jennifer Lawrence. So to prove your cries do not fall upon the deaf ears of a cold, handsome Internet God, here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s side boob at the Rome Film Festival press conference for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire this morning for your needs are my needs, my children. Now who wants to get pregnant and tell people it’s a magic baby? Don’t all speak at once.
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