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And Maria Menounos just made them commit suicide.

As the New England Patriots try to figure out how the hell they lost another Super Bowl to the Giants, perhaps they should look into how a team of grown men are apparently delicate flowers who can’t handle one stick-thin supermodel making a legitimate statement. Just seems like a good place to start. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ, the teammates are “disappointed” Gisele decided to air her grievances after the game last night — when she said, “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
According to sources, Tom’s teammates feel betrayed by Gisele’s behavior — the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele’s pot shot violated the code — which is basically … win as a team, lose as a team.
As one source put it, “It’s like knocking someone when they are down.”

See? Look what you did, Gisele Bundchen, you big bully. Kicking a poor defenseless team of muscular athletes when they’re already feeling self-conscious. Some of them could’ve been on their period! But, no, you didn’t think about that, did you? It’s all about Gisele and how Gisele’s feeling. Well, there’s a code, lady. “No hurting fee-fees after game day.” Now hand over your Patriot seat-warmer. We earn things on this team.

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