Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman‘s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicken pot pie eating contest.
*Disclaimer* Corey Feldman‘s hooker may or may not be an actual hooker. The views, opinions and/or hilarious jabs in the comment section about said alleged hooker do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Superficial or any of their respective affiliates or employees (Yes, that refers to our action figures and cats.),
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Here’s Courtney Stodden fulfilling her purpose in life, and no, I’m not talking about starring on reality television. I’m talking about being a mannequin in a store window again. I don’t know who made the wish that made her rill, but they need to cut that shit out. Or give me the magic words for safekeeping. It’s what’s best for everybody.
“How’s the raping today, Mr. and Mrs. Sandusky?”
“Oh, it’s fine. Just fine. Looks like rain today.”
Because denial is a hell of a drug, Dottie Sandusky showed her face on TODAY where she not only claimed Jerry Sandusky is innocent of the 45 charges of child molestation he was found guilty of, but blamed the victims for being greedy little bastards. She was flanked by “journalist” John Ziegler who’s managed to take his obsession with clearing Joe Paterno‘s name all the way to believing Dottie that Jerry Sandusky is innocent because she just seems so certain. What more do you need? More »
Dare seems to be a recurrent theme dat Selena Gomez will one day roll on my boy B-Bare bringin’ down his criminal empire when he ain’t even begun to rule dis world like iron-fisted gangsta he was born to be. Except nuny’all are takin’ into account that my boy called her an elegant princess. ELEGANT. PRINCESS. Her panties done squirted to the moon, and she is now his foreva. Bonded together by da most bootiful words ever spoken by one one man to one woman in da heat of passion. Bitch done hopped on a plane and flew right to his dick not even a day later. Mothafucka’s like a pussy hypnotist which is why dese lawyers and judges are out of dare minds if they think B-Bare’s princess will ever stop riding dat throne: More »
Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled) list of celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept with that includes, and I’m leaving out the ones people already know, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, Joaquin Phoenix, Jamie Dornan, Colin Farrell, Evan Peters, Lukas Haas (Now you know why Leo keeps him around.), Garrett Hedlund and Guy Berryman. There’s also a bunch of blurred out names which means those people promptly paid Dina‘s silence fee that also offers broken bottle of gin to the dick protection so it practically pays for itself.
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- Rihanna and Drake are banging all over London. [Lainey Gossip]
- Target has no idea how vaginas work. Which is probably why I shop there because neither do I. [Dlisted]
- In Life There’s Underboob And Then There’s Everything Else [theCHIVE]
- Mindy Kaling ain’t having this shit. [Fishwrapper]
- Michelle Bachman can’t understand why gays won’t quietly be subjugated. [The Frisky]
- Seth Rogen and Jimmy Kimmel audition for True Detective season two. [tooFab]
- Krysten Ritter is still hot as hell. [Popoholic]
- Lorde and Taylor Swift are lesbians now. Or not, who’s to say? [IDLYITW]
- Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo understand marketing. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kim Kardashian gets paid for every year she’s with Kanye. [Celebslam]
- Holy shit, Eva Green‘s topless breasts in 300: Rise of An Empire. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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After releasing a photo of the mask last month, DC Comics officially unveiled the new costume for The CW The Flash show starring Grant Gustin. And while the promotional image actually looked kind of badass, it’s now pretty obvious that was a preemptive strike against today’s set photos which look.. not as badass. In fact, they look like Ben Affleck‘s Daredevil‘s gay little brother Speedy who’s a real hit down at the senior center. Didja forget your prunes? Hold on to your knickers, Speedy’s on the job!
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