The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.30.14

October 30th, 2014 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve lead today’s gallery with Kelly Osbourne‘s breasts, which I’ve shamefully looked up on with lust. From there, I basically stuffed this thing full of the leftovers from amfAR Inspiration Gala, then tried to get the image of Paris Hilton‘s dog-hair-covered camel toe out of my head, which painfully, I cannot.

It’s been a blast, you guys. *plugs in power drill, aims at right temple*

- Photo Boy

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Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview Because of Rape Allegations

October 30th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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'Yeah, But You Rape People'
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And now back to awful. Last week, Hannibal Buress managed to remind the entire Internet that Bill Cosby has a long history of rape allegations. Except just like the last time this happened, it was already looking it would blow over again because Bill Cosby tells black people to pull up their pants and hates the hip-hop music, so what’s a little rape? But then Barbara Bowman gave an interview to the Daily Mail detailing her alleged assault, and now The Queen Latifah Show has cancelled his interview which is fucking huge. TMZ reports:

Bill Cosby won’t be promoting his new comedy tour on Queen Latifah’s talk show … because the Queen and her crew got cold feet after rape allegations resurfaced.

Production sources tell us Latifah honchos didn’t want the association so the 86′d Cosby.

The Superficial is told Bill Cosby doesn’t have any hard feelings and would gladly have Queen Latifah over for drinks. In fact, he’ll even make them himself. “I’m quite the bartender with the Theo and the Vanessa and the Rudy and the drugs. Oh, bozzum bizzum pudding pops said too much and the picture pages having a sizzum sazzum stroke again. Somebody bizz ball a doctor. Theo!”

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At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

October 30th, 2014 // 8 Comments

Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the part where kids get absolutely screwed. There were boobs, and the butter woman was all, “Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg, Solo. You weren’t molested. Ho ho ho ho.” Things got a little hectic.

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Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

October 30th, 2014 // 32 Comments
Mama June Shannon

Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who raped one daughter in front of another one. She honestly should’ve been a lawyer that’s how convincing she is. Via Gawker: More »

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

October 30th, 2014 // 10 Comments

Here’s Rihanna at yesterday’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, “Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!” And, “Oh snap, that fly’s wearing a red shirt!” It really was an incredible evening. You should’ve been there.

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Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

October 30th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus‘ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly believe it.

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Stephen Colbert Takes On #GamerGate

October 30th, 2014 // 70 Comments
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As some of you might’ve noticed, the Edit feature is no longer available in the comments which is all thanks to #GamerGaters and their inability to gracefully lose an argument without exploiting flaws to change other users’ comments. So to celebrate that momentous turn of events, here’s Stephen Colbert joining the month-long debunking of the wiener children’s temper tantrum over “ethics in video game journalism.” And if you’re wondering what the hell that even means, it’s a cry to go back to when gaming sites were basically the PR arm of game studios who blew their audience instead of telling them to grow the fuck up when they turn into violent shitheads. On top of that, Team Journalism here thinks the real corruption is coming from small, independent game developers with virtually zero resources, and not, oh I dunno, the publishers of AAA titles with vast marketing budgets who trot out the same shit over and over again. You guys really Edward R. Murrow‘d the fuck out of that one. Well played.

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Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

October 30th, 2014 // 4 Comments

- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It’s time to start asking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. [Dlisted]

- Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville bashes everyone on Real Housewives. [tooFAB]

- Lactating breasts are weapons now. This is how the Germans will defeat us. [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Xenia Deli… [WWTDD]

- Duck Dynasty: “People didn’t agree with us! It’s Nazi Germany again!” [Death and Taxes]

- Nina Agdal in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Dean McDermott is still a shitbag. [Fishwrapper]

- Alyssa Barbara is the hottest Canadian. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Malakul does Thai Playboy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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