Jessica Simpson’s Huge Veiny Boobs Love America

Jessica Simpson’s breasts support the troops, but could they have done more to honor such sacrifice? More »


Doug Stanhope, Johnny Depp’s Bodyguards: Amber Heard Is Lying

In which tales of blackmail and “ear-witnesses” still sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are assholes who acted like assholes to each other. More »


Britney Spears Is Like One Of Them Mermaids

Bertney loves swimmin’. More »



Good Morning, Shae Brock Bikini Photos, And Other News

Glad I skipped X-Men: Apocalypse. [Lainey Gossip]

Melissa McCarthy hopes the Ghostbuster haters find friends. [Dlisted]

Jesus Goddamn Christ, Bella Thorne in a bikini. [TMZ]

Donald Trump talked shit on a judge. It went well. [Newser]

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Did Johnny Depp Really Hit Amber Heard With An iPhone? Maybe?

Now that the dust has settled, let’s piece together what the hell happened with this Johnny Depp allegedly hitting Amber Heard with an iPhone business. More »


Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

Charlotte McKinney is here in your time of need. More »



Megan Fox Will Do Anything For Money

Megan Fox makes commercials for mobile games now. More »


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