‘Chicks Dig Gay Guys’ Has A Trailer

November 4th, 2014 // 5 Comments
Chicks Dig Gay Guys
WATCH: 'Chicks Dig Gay Guys' - Official Trailer

If you ask for a favor, like a good friend I’ll 100% have your back as long as it involves embedding a YouTube video to my boob blog and not lifting anything, driving anywhere, or listening to conversations that aren’t about me and even that’s debatable. So with that in mind, here’s the trailer for Chicks Dig Gay Gays starring Mindy Robinson who I just discovered last week when her butt was at the same party as Maria Menounos. Not that she’s a main character or anything, I just believe in a well-informed consumer class. It’s a passion of mine.

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.3.14

November 3rd, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Mondays The Crap We Missed where I decided to throw a conundrum your way. You see, I’m well aware of how you guys lose your shit for today’s lead, Ariana Grande, especially when her Halloween costume is…I’m going with Child Prostitute Angel? And yet, you couldn’t rush to the comments quick enough to tie Lena Dunham to the spit stake. That’s a real mixed message, so in the spirit of that, enjoy today’s gallery which is almost entirely the last of this year’s stripper closet disguised as Halloween costumes or celebrity butts at a charity event which aims to make films more museum friendly?

I honestly have no clue what’s going on here today. Maybe Heather Locklear can tell me when she’s done giving a picture of Tupac to the paparazzi. *head spins, passes out*

- Photo Boy

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TLC Will Pay Kids In Full For ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Episodes, Not Mama June

November 3rd, 2014 // 13 Comments
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Mama June Speaks Out
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“Who wants sketti, y’all?”

Exactly everything coming out of the Mama June Shannon dating the man who molested her daughter situation has been God-fucking-awful, so it’s refreshing to finally see some good news even if it doesn’t involve the words a Southern sheriff saying “Boy, fetch me mah elephant gun.” There’s still time. TMZ reports:

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … TLC’s biggest concern is the welfare of Honey Boo Boo and the other kids and show execs are deeply concerned and upset that June has put them at risk by dating convicted child molester Mark McDaniel.
The network does not believe June deserves full payment, so they have deducted a significant amount from what she would have gotten if the show aired.
As for the kids … we’re told they will ALL be paid in full

As for how TLC can get away with paying June less, there’s a morality clause in her contract which I’m pretty sure covers fucking the pedophile who already molested one of your daughters and is clearly trying to get his hands on another one. There’s really not a whole lot of gray area on that one, and I just spent my entire morning reading and writing about Lena Dunham‘s little sister’s vagina, so trust me, I unfortunately know what I’m talking about. And am probably going to start smoking again because of it. *lights two cigarettes* Do you think the next world will be less kid-rapey? — Me too. *lights up third*

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That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

November 3rd, 2014 // 19 Comments

And now back to Celebrity’s Underwear, Can I See Them? Here’s Kate Upton‘s skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked*wipes SEO off chin* – but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of Lena Dunham‘s face, so I know at least half of your penises screamed “OH THANK GOD!” before exploding into dust. On that note, do powder-burns come out of pajama pants? Asking for a friend.

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Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest Her Sister, STFU

November 3rd, 2014 // 87 Comments
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I don’t care for Lena Dunham. I don’t like Girls. I don’t think she’s some bold, fresh feminist voice as much as a bourgeois Bohemian high on her own farts. And if I’m being a frank, asshole purveyor of an Internet boob site, her constantly naked box-body offends me. That being said, you have to be a complete fucking idiot to think she molested her little sister. An accusation that started in the right-wing echo chamber after Truth in Revolt aggregated a National Review article referencing passages from Not That Kind of Girl where Lena Dunham way too openly, and more than likely overly-fictitiously, details her early days of sexual curiosity with her body as well her younger sister’s. Which is completely normal shit, but we’ll get back to how she fucked that all up in a minute. So during their initial post, Truth in Revolt who incorrectly reported Lena’s age as 17 during her “exploration” with her toddler sister when really she was seven which makes a world of difference. Except it was too late for a correction, which Truth In Revolt did add to the post, because by then the lie was already out, and now my site, and I’m sure countless others, are flooded with jackass trolls accusing Lena Dunham of being a child molester because “these feminist bitches have to go down.” And the amazing part is that there are dozens of legitimate criticisms to be made about Lena Dunham writing about her little sister’s vagina because it even made liberal feminists go, “I’m sorry, she parted what now?” but the fuckhead conservosphere jumped right to sexual abuse even though these are the same assholes fanning the flames of #GamerGate. Via The Frisky: More »

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

November 3rd, 2014 // 19 Comments

The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let’s look at Rihanna‘s tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I’m almost positive this is the story on everyone’s mind that will define us a generation. Or make me watch the shit-ass Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie again and hope one of them grow breasts. Again. (I’m a dreamer.)

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