Good Lord, Alice Eve, And Other News

May 3rd, 2013 // 14 Comments
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
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- Kris Kross, TLC, Marky Mark, and Oprah once made great television together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hide yo pussies! Antoine Dodson isn’t gay anymore. [Dlisted]

- Short Shorts and the butts that are barely covered by them. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart‘s best dressed award from Glamour surprisingly had nothing to do with quick vehicular crotch access. [tooFab]

- How Beyonce’s Photo Policy Is Threatening The First Ammendment [BuzzFeed]

- Johanna Lundback‘s bikini sizzle-fest(?) sounds both dangerous and delicious at the same time. [Popoholic]

- Turns out Kris Jenner didn’t treat her kids’ nanny very well. *clutches pearls* [IDLYITW]

- These Bar Refaeli outtakes probably should’ve been left in. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan which I’m sure has nothing to do with a reluctance to share drugs/penises. [Celebslam]

- Here’s a completely naked chick riding the train and not getting even a little molested, so clearly this took place is in Japan. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nicki Minaj isn’t fond of Mariah Carey, grammar, humility, normal-sized toilet seats.. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ray Liotta calls Brad Pitt a hack, then signs on for 15 scripts where he plays an angry, corrupt cop. [FilmDrunk]

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Helen Flanagan & Gemma Merna at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 4.2.13

May 2nd, 2013 // 25 Comments
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
Helen Flanagan Gemma Merna Cleavage FHM Sexiest Women Awards
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Here are Helen Flanagan and Gemma Merna, two women I know exactly four things about, at The FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party. It seems to be a classy affair designed either to celebrate their annual 100 Sexiest Women In The World List or intrigue me into finding out their home addresses, sleeping habits, and amount of dense shrub coverage available near curtain-less windows. Probably the former.

Fun Fact: Mila Kunis was ranked no. 1, but she didn’t show up with her breasts out because Ashton Kutcher continues to ruin her in every possible way.

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Jenny McCarthy’s House Is Full Of Tween Boners

May 2nd, 2013 // 22 Comments
WATCH: Jenny McCarthy Talks Tween Boners and Vagina Bologna
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Earlier today a Twitter feud erupted between Jenny McCarthy and Amanda Bynes that started and ended too quickly for me to care about more than the time Jenny talked about her son’s friends’ erections and compared her vagina to deli meat. HuffPost Celebrity:

His friends come over and are already ogling… There’s gonna be tween boners everywhere this summer.

Then she said the only difference between Playboy and Maxim is that Maxim isn’t “showing any bologna.” *calls deli* “Yes, hello I’d like an order for take out, please. I’m going to need 48 bologna and cheese hoagies, hold the bread, hold the cheese and you know what, let’s go ahead and make this a delivery, I’ve already got all these candles lit.”

This Is Why You Have Friends, Kid.
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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan Just Got Away With Doing Whatever The Hell She Wanted To Again

May 2nd, 2013 // 37 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
Lindsay Lohan Violates Plea Deal Rehab Court
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Ever since Lindsay Lohan ditched her real lawyer for that late night commerical DUI guy, her case about lying to the cops and subsequent plea deal has turned into the same kind of joke as every other time she’s been in court. Today is the deadline for her rehab check-in, which was supposed to occur — as was agreed upon by both her laywer and the prosecution — at Seafield Center rehab facility in Westhampton Beach, NY. But to the surprise of absolutely no one, Lindsay changed her mind at the last second and went somewhere else. I wasted half an hour of my life watching her lawyer in court defending the last minute change where, I shit you not, he used the phrases “much to my chagrin,” and “ensconced in the bosom of that facility right now.” The judge ultimately ruled that the prosecution now has a week to check out the new rehab while Lindsay gets to stay there until this shit gets sorted out, so just assume the check-in process went exactly like this.

REHAB NURSE: I’m going to search your personal belongings for contraband now.
LINDSAY: Wait, did you just put cocaine into my suitcase?
REHAB NURSE: *winks* Mr. Sheen says, “See you at eight.”

UPDATE: The rehab Lindsay entered had multiple facilities shut down by The California Department of Alcohol and Drug Programs just last year. Of course.

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Miley Cyrus Is A Totally Mature Artist, You Guys

May 2nd, 2013 // 76 Comments
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
Miley Cyrus Topless Butt Crack V Magazine Photo Shoot
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Opening The Mouth
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Oops, almost forgot dang ol’. Her dang ol’ boobies are out, too.

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In case your radar somehow missed her barely covered squirrel pelt yesterday, Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine‘s Summer 2013 issue. Her interview, alongside Pharrell Williams who’s producing her new record, is about as navel-gazing as it gets as long as something like gauging one’s emotional development based on fashion and Twitter replies counts as such. I pulled some quotes until my eyes rolled so hard I puked into a Birkin bag because “I get it.”

Miley And Pharrell Wax Philosophic About Some Deep Shit, Yo, After The Jump

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Amanda Bynes Got Topless Already. Wow, That Was Fast.

May 2nd, 2013 // 54 Comments
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After I posted yesterday’s Amanda Bynes bra tweet, In Touch put out their “rare interview” with her which shed some light on how being hot makes you oblivious to someone’s impending death as well as how being allergic to alcohol is apparently a thing.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” the actress — who rocks cheek piercings and a tangle of blond hair extensions— exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstands now. “The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.”

Several hours later, she uploaded naked pictures of herself onto a worldwide interconnected communication interface known as The Internet. You know, like sane people do. She also denies smoking weed and drinking in the interview because this and this and this never actually happened, I was able to conjure all of that into existence because my face is asymmetrical, I’m slightly overweight and have a cheap haircut. I can’t argue with that kind of logic.

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