In the latest issue of GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow advocates the use of vaginal steaming which naturally took the Internet by storm because "Haha! Pee-pee parts!" is the only way to accurately describe online journalism: The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic...
It's been an entire month since Chelsea Handler last put her topless breasts on the Internet, and yet somehow the earth continue to revolve around the sun as crops grew and life persevered. But she's back now, only this time she's wearing Star of David pasties while on top of a camel and trying to start another terrorist attack or something. Who the fuck knows at this point? A Muslim allowed a topless...
After months of speculation and denials since his divorce, Us Weekly has confirmed (with TMZ now seconding that report as I'm typing this post) that Bruce Jenner will not only admit to his current transition from male-to-female, but it will also be the basis of his new E! reality show because once Kris Jenner gets into your mind, it's hers forever. Except for the part that still wants to become a woman....
Yesterday, both Taylor Swift's Instagram and Twitter were taken over by hackers who threatened to leak nude photos of her if they weren't paid in Bitcoin. Except they had jackshit and were quickly shut down by Twitter. The Verge reports: Chances are good these intrusions are not high-tech hacks. A number of major Twitter users have fallen victim to phishing attacks over the past few years, eventually...
It's been 14 days since we last saw Miley Cyrus' nipples which is pretty amazing to think about. Especially the part where she was in a coma the whole time because that's obviously what happened here. Anyway, here she is running around Hawaii topless because if enough people don't see her nipples, she gets sent back to her home dimension and has to think of new ways to outsmart Superman. Billy Ray...
Chris Pratt already made Disney a shitload of money with Guardians of The Galaxy, "so fuck it, let's put him in everything," someone presumably said while wiping cocaine from his nose. "Even Indiana Jones?" someone else asked between snorts. "Sure, but only if he's both Harrison Ford and - wait for it, sniff, sniff, wait for it - the Asian kid. BOOSH! Fuck yeah! I can't feel my tongue anymore. Is that...
Mia Khalifa is famous now thanks to filming porn in a hijab and probably eventually dying because of that. (What? That's what American Sniper would say!) So naturally all of this deadly political strife gave Drake a boner which he thought he could just send Mia on Instagram, and she'd be all over it. A strategy that presumably works a lot for him, and now I hate my life. *looks down pants* You said...
Cindra Ladd, former entertainment executive and wife of prominent Hollywood producer Alan Ladd Jr., is the latest Bill Cosby accuser to come forward in an essay for the Huffington Post where she not only details the night she was allegedly raped by Cosby, but shuts down horseshit arguments about why none of these women went to the police in the early 1970s. Which at this point requires handpuppets...
