Scarlett Johansson Left That French Dude, Is Single AF

Scarlett Johansson is single, so somewhere a light just went off in Chris Evans’ pants. Cap’s needed. More »

Good Morning, Selena Weber Bikini Photos, And Other News

Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina rock pissed off more doctors. [Lainey Gossip]

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is getting a reboot. [Dlisted]

Ronda Rousey will personally fight the DAPL. [TMZ]

Steve Bannon is guilty of voter fraud, according to idiot. [Newser]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.25.17

Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini, Ben Affleck’s bro hug, the elderly cast of T2 Trainspotting, and President Trump’s luxurious signature. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

Taylor Swift Used The Women’s March To Market Her New Single

Taylor Swift is clever like a fox. A fox that expects you to marry her before under the shirt stuff. More »

Britney Spears Discovered Snapchat Filters, They’re Her Life Now

Britney Spears has all she needs now. Everything else is just noise. More »

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Had Another Baby, Oh Good

Jenelle Evans and one of the other Teen Moms who actually doesn’t inspire self-castration had babies. More »

Paris Jackson Thinks Michael Jackson Was Murdered, Awkward

Paris Jackson told Rolling Stone Michael was murdered over his money and music catalog. More »

Here’s Kellyanne Conway Telling #AlternativeJokes

Enjoy laughing at Kellyanne Conway’s horrible standup video from the 90s until you realize she’s now the counselor to the President. More »

Ansel Elgort Made A Music Video In The Tub With His Hot Girlfriend

Ansel Elgort, who I’m convinced isn’t a real person, made a video with his naked ballerina girlfriend. More »

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