In The Least Surprising News of The Day Category, Tati Neves the hooker who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping, and who we’ve already established will literally do or say anything for money, once starred in a porno which you can see over on Egotastic (NSFW). And by “a” porno, I mean the first one somebody’s found because you know there are more of these out there. She had sex with Justin Bieber for god’s sake. It’s only a matter of time until we’re watching her blow a sea turtle in a mermaid costume. Time and patience. Patience… *fidgets in seat*
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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.38
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where at least half of these are of Lady GaGa so her label owes each of you a stipend for promoting her album vis-a-vis roofie and domestic violence jokes. You can’t buy that kind of publicity, but don’t let that stop you from taking hostages until you get a check. This is America. Harlan Ellison, bitches!
- The Superficial
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