Bruce Jenner Is Blossoming Nicely

October 6th, 2014 // 47 Comments

“Would you put me on a box of Wheaties? *applies lipstick* I’d put me on a box of Wheaties.”

First things first, girl, where’d you go and get dat haairr? Second, it’s been a while since I’ve had a musical accompaniment to a post, so this goes out to Bruce Jenner and his (?) 1990s Cindy Crawford hair. Also, it’s way too early to start reaching around when there’s low-hanging fruit just sitting right here in front of my face. It’d practically be a sin not to eat it. Right, talking snake only I can see? Right. More »

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

October 6th, 2014 // 7 Comments

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively‘s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook‘s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

October 6th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk’d us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. [Fishwrapper]

- That real name Facebook horseshit was all because of one troll. Of course. [The Frisky]

- The Luckiest Bastard In The World [WWTDD]

- Conservatives would prefer if school kids don’t learn about that whole slavery thing. [Death and Taxes]

- Emmy Rossum won the Michael Kors Special Dinner. [Popoholic]

- Sarah Silverman apparently played Joan Rivers in an SNL sketch. [tooFab]

- Kristin Cavallari is a reality star cougar now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan got into a drunken fight. Balance has been restored to The Force. [Celebslam]

- Iggy Azalea‘s ass implant, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

October 5th, 2014 // 27 Comments

Here’s Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I’ve already written – *counts* – 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28)

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.26

October 4th, 2014 // 42 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the best and biggest roundup we’ve seen in a while. I’m not joking when I say at least half of these could’ve easily deserved the final spot, and if you’re wondering how this week’s made it, it’s Photo Boy‘s birthday and he loves Arnold Schwarzenegger almost as much as Prince Charles. In fact, I just described his dream threesome, so now I don’t even need to get him a gift. (There better be a lovely “Thank You” card on Monday, you bitch.)

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.3.14

October 3rd, 2014 // 252 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve decided to double down on nipple because self-esteem is for losers. *tosses degree into urinal* So in that spirit, here’s Fat Jew, Fat Soccer Mom, and Fat Rapist because its Friday, this weekend’s my birthday, and full disclosure, the siren song of the liquor bottle already plays gently in my mind.


- Photo Boy

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Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

October 3rd, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of “Speed-the-Plow” where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed “competent without being exciting.” Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, “And then she try to blow everyone.” However, she did wear a dress that makes her nipples look like they have lens flare, so clearly she thinks she deserves to work with J.J. Abrams now. That shit went right to her head.

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