Justin Verlander Isn’t Sexing Kate Upton Enough

I’ve played baseball, and there’s no way that’s better than giant boobs. No way in hell. More »


‘Rogue One’ Blu-Ray Won’t Have The Deleted Scenes You’re Looking For

So remember how all the Rogue One trailers showed an almost entirely different movie? Disney doesn’t know what you’re talking about. You’re acting crazy. More »


Jenna Jameson Just Earned Herself A Cabinet Position

Dumb words fell out of Jenna Jameson’s wang trap about Milo and Muslims. More »


Somebody Made A Gold Statue Of Kanye West As Jesus

Oh, good, golden statues. Because we needed more signs of a coming apocalypse right now. Cool stuff. More »


Stuff Happened Around Katy Perry’s Boobs At The BRIT Awards

Katy Perry performed at the BRIT Awards and stuff that isn’t her boobs happened. I think. Don’t quote me on that. More »


Joanna Krupa Still Looks Like Sweet Goddamn And Other News

Charlie Hunnam’s King Arthur brings the sploosh. [Lainey Gossip]

Anthony Bourdain rebounded quickly. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner had a “business meeting.” Riiight. [TMZ]

How’s that Obamacare repeal going, guys? [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Sara Jean Underwood And Her Friend Are The Crap We Missed

Sara Jean Underwood and her friend, some internet troll, Nicole Kidman’s face, and Travolta as John Gotti. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Kelly Ripa: Mark Is Nice To Me After Sex Now

Kelly Ripa’s sex life is a bear trap, and we’re all stuck in it now. More »


Jimmy Fallon Finally Went After Trump. Sort Of.

Jimmy Fallon wants you to think he hates Trump now even though they were best buds before the election. Please watch his show! More »


‘X-Men: Supernova’ Is ‘X-Men 3′ In Space Because Hollywood Blows

“Yay! Another X-Men movie, and this time with the plot of that one nobody likes!” – The people who don’t let us have nice things More »


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