Cameron Diaz’s Breasts Are Big Enough To Malfunction? That Can’t Be Right.

May 8th, 2013 // 12 Comments
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
Cameron Diaz Nipple Slip Upskirt Panty Flash Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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Now comes the part of my job where I show you the time Cameron Diaz‘s nipple just slightly poked out of her dress and she may or may not have flashed her panties, or “Editing a celebrity gossip blog,” as I’ll later explain it to friends and family before inevitably saying, “Yup, it’s Buzzfeed. I love lists!”

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Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
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Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash
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Teen Mom Farrah Wants You To Believe Her ‘Sex Tape’ Was The Only Time She’s Had Sex In A Year

May 8th, 2013 // 71 Comments
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It Has A Trailer Now
Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Now that 95% of the Internet has seen at least some sort of clip from Teen Mom Farrah‘s “sex tape,” it’s now abundantly clear this thing was a professionally shot, by-the-numbers, hardcore adult film and there was absolutely nothing private or intimate about it. (Okay, maybe the squirting.) To put things in perspective, you could show it to an Amish person and even they’d go, “Oh, Jebediah, that’s a porno.” So naturally none of this has deterred Farrah from still pretending it’s a leaked sex tape ala Kim Kardashian who at least had the wherewithal to not shoot hers in HD with cameramen and a boom mic. In fact, here’s Farrah’s latest bullshit that she tweeted yesterday:

Sure it was. Again, if you’ve seen even a few seconds of this thing, there’s no way this is a chick who’s only had sex once in the past year. Granted, it is like riding a bike, cramming a dildo up your ass and carrying around lube to have anal with a man you just met usually isn’t a sign of a chaste virgin. Or is that what happens when you don’t show a woman your action figures on the first date? All I’m saying is I don’t pose those things perfectly for my health. Anyway, below is Farrah talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno being a sign of her super-strong femininity now because sticking to one story is super hard, you guys. You don’t even know.

Teen Mom Farrah’s Entertainment Tonight Interview After The Jump

Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
Farrah Abraham Bikini Poolside Collection Photo Shoot
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Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson

May 8th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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WATCH: Nick Lachey On Not Missing Joe Simpson
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Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on a penis is called. Wangular artery? I’m going with wangular artery. Via The Dish:

“Can I answer this for him?” said Drew. “EVERYTHING!”
But Nick didn’t have any problems with answering himself — no pleading the Fifth for this boybander.
“Umm… I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday!”

Considering Jessica Simpson’s mom planned a goddamn murder/suicide after finding out Joe was gay their entire marriage, this probably wasn’t the most tactful approach, but then again neither is getting your anus groped on the most important day of Jesus’ fictional life. That’s like molesting someone the day Batman’s parents were shot. Show some respect, alright?

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Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain Daughter Maxwell Eric Johnson
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain Daughter Maxwell Eric Johnson
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain Daughter Maxwell Eric Johnson
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain Daughter Maxwell Eric Johnson
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain Daughter Maxwell Eric Johnson
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Tiger Woods Got WASTED

May 8th, 2013 // 41 Comments
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
Tiger Woods Drunk Lindsay Vonn MET Gala
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It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn’t Elin Nordegren this whole time.

So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn at the MET Gala because he’s trying not to be a withdrawn, secretive hooker banging machine hell-bent on golf and fucking? Turns out he was so uncomfortable he got shit-hammered drunk and she had to carry him out. Us Magazine reports:

At one point in the evening, the once-divorced golfer got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing Vonn’s butt affectionately as she giggled.
When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs — and didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.

In Tiger Woods’ defense, at least he didn’t marry her, have kids, then plow the entire world behind her back making her look like a doormat gold-digger to the entire world. In fact, by comparison, this is probably the most romantic thing he’s ever done for a woman. He probably wept afterward he was so overcome with emotion. “I’m sorry.. *wipes tears* I’ve just.. I’ve just never felt comfortable enough to be this nice in a relationship before, you know? *pukes on her shoes* Okay, you can blow me now.”

'I've Made A Huge Mistake.' - Tiger Woods' Penis
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Elin Woods Bikini Nordegren Tiger Ex
Elin Woods Bikini Nordegren Tiger Ex
Elin Woods Bikini Nordegren Tiger Ex
Elin Woods Bikini Nordegren Tiger Ex
Elin Woods Bikini Nordegren Tiger Ex
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Michael Bay’s Making Megan Fox Jump On A Trampoline. Good, Good…

May 8th, 2013 // 36 Comments
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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Earlier in the week, shots of Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were making the rounds, but they were boring as shit, so we ignored them. Fortunately, Michael Bay is the genius auteur of our time and made her jump on a trampoline in yoga pants all day yesterday. Whether this is a scene for the movie or part of her contract is irrelevant at this point because, of course, it’s part of her contract. Tomorrow she has to film a full exercise video or Michael Bay gets to literally eat her paycheck. “Pfft. You call that a leg lift? Jimmy, tell that broad from Hooters to get in here with Megan’s check. Bay-dawg needs his lunch.” (If Michael Bay doesn’t call himself “Bay-dawg,” I hate this entire world.)

Do We Have Her Butt In Tight Jeans And Cowgirl Boots? Funny You Should Ask
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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Good Morning, Michelle Rodriguez, And Other News

May 8th, 2013 // 16 Comments
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Fast And Furious 6 World Premiere
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- Madonna owned the MET Gala: An argument I wouldn’t make because I’m easily distracted by breasts. And the living. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lauryn Hill‘s going to jail for tax evasion. [Dlisted]

- Apparently Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair looks incredible without makeup. [theCHIVE]

- There’s going to be a Mission: Impossible 5 now. Of course. [tooFab]

- BitTorrent wants to take out Netflix. [BuzzFeed]

- Good god, Karlie Kloss in lingerie… [Popoholic]

- Arianny Celeste strips for The Simpsons. Why not? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber has a 24-karat gold ping pong table. Yup. [Celebslam]

- Miranda Kerr is completely naked in Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Iron Man 3 was supposed to have a Pepper Potts sextape. [FilmDrunk]

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