We Now Return To A Naked Kardashian Already In Progress

Kylie Jenner is the lighthouse on the shore. More »

Good Morning, Daisy Lea Topless, And Other News

Johnny Depp is playing Dumbledore’s boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Zendaya DGAF about racist neckbeards. [Dlisted]

Trump will help blacks more than Obama.” Jesus Christ… [TMZ]

Just a little FYI from Mexico. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.16

Mickey Rourke’s flaccid dick and t-shirt saying it all. It’s The Donald Fucking Trump Is The Fucking President Now Crap I Missed. More »

So We Just Elected Our First Reality Star President. Now What?

Congratulations, America. You just elected the political equivalent of a Kardashian. Nice job. More »

Anna Katharina Welcomes You To Our Future Hellscape And Other News

Brad Pitt has come out of hiding. [Lainey Gossip]

Gisele wouldn’t let Tom Brady vote for Trump. [Dlisted]

All the celebrities fleeing to Canada. [TMZ]

Donald Trump doesn’t even believe what just happened. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.8.16

Amanda Cerny in a bikini, Jonah Hill’s mustache, Megan Fox’s camel toe, and Paris Jackson’s nipples. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

Wait, Shit, Hillary Clinton Really Does Know Satan. Fuck.

So Hillary Clinton really does consort with the Devil. My bad. More »

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