If you’ve never really liked Seth Rogen or James Franco, now’s a good time to rethink that stance because here’s their shot-for-shot remake of Kanye West‘s “Bound 2″ video where he bangs a topless Kim Kardashian while riding a motorcycle. I also want to point out that Photo Boy’s first reaction was, “We should’ve made this,” because one time he told me had a dream about my penis. That’s the only way to explain that.
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian’s ‘Bound 2′ After The Jump
Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.
Katy Perry has been keeping her breasts under wraps lately because she’s a very serious artist now who can’t be taken very seriously if her giant tits are all up in your face. Which is obviously a bullshit excuse because it makes no sense, so I’ll just come right out and say it: John Mayer beats her if she shows them to anyone else. She made me promise not to tell, but it’s for her own good. She’ll thank me later.
MILEY CYRUS HAS A GIANT CAT PHOTO THAT ALSO WORKS AS A VAGINA JOKE.
Get back in your egg.
Here’s Miley Cyrus performing at the American Music Awards last night with a giant lip-synching kitten because the Internet runs on cat photos and her vagina, so she literally just played us like a hillbilly harp from hell. Although, I guess I could’ve said banjo, but sometimes I like to be subtle. Subtle like a giant singing pussy.
Miley Cyrus Performs At The AMAs After The Jump
Below is Christina Aguilera at last year’s American Music Awards. And above is one of her arms stretched out with four limbs, a head and tits because science is only concerned with if it could do something instead of being worried if it should. This is how Skynet happens, people.