The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

July 11th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more butt and a possible father daughter incestuous scenario. It’s almost a perfect collection, almost…

*Googles Prince+Charles+Richard+Grieco+Civil+Union, hovers over RETURN key, closes eyes, crosses fingers*

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Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Is Already Falling Apart

July 11th, 2014 // 48 Comments
Yo Stop Raping Me!
Kanye West
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been married 46 days and already he hates being in the same room with her. In fact, they’ve only spent nine days together since their honeymoon where shit immediately began falling apart. Radar reports:

“Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon,” an insider revealed. “She didn’t like the cooler damp climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”

Eventually they bailed on Ireland after Kim talked Kanye into taking her to Joe Francis‘ mansion in Mexico where she spent their now second honeymoon posing for wet T-shirt pics to sell to very same people who rape her husband, so really it’s a miracle these two aren’t destined for a lifetime together: More »

Aubrey O’Day Is A Talented Performer

July 11th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Wait. Talented means having really large breasts that overshadow crazy eyes, an almost stunning lack of agility in a situation that routinely requires it, and basically everything else on a person’s entire body? Because I feel like I’m using that right. There’s just something in my gut. Or Aubrey O’Day‘s, whatever. I’m not a doctor.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Is Your Girlfriend On ‘Glee?’ You’re Going To Die

July 11th, 2014 // 8 Comments
Becca Tobin Boyfriend Matt Bendik

Public safety > decorum. Sorry, folks, I have a responsibility. *goes back to searching for more butt-pee*

‘Glee’ Star Becca Tobin Boyfriend Found Dead in Philly Hotel – TMZ

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Selena Gomez Has No Idea What Her Nipples Are Doing Now

July 11th, 2014 // 28 Comments

When Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly bigger implants last year, she went through a short adjustment period where her old clothes didn’t exactly fit the same because physics. And now here’s recently retitted Selena Gomez not realizing she posted her own nipple slip to Instagram because her life’s following the same exact path as Courtney Stodden’s and, oh God, I just killed her, didn’t I? I fucking killed her. I’m sorry!

Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News

July 10th, 2014 // 27 Comments

- Robin Thicke‘s new album is not doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham‘s backdoor yogurt restaurant website got hacked. [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Khloe Kardashian knows how to pick ‘em. [Fishwrapper]

- The iPhone 6‘s new screen can survive a stabbing, so good news, serial killers! [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Hailey Clauson bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- I actually agree with Stacey Dash for once. [Starpulse]

- Candace Cameron in a bikini? I don’t think Jesus is gonna like this. [tooFab]

- Mel Gibson wants to help Shia LaBeouf now. [IDLYITW]

- What the hell happened to Sophie Monk? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Wonkboobs does Me In My Place. [Celebslam]

- I think Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are hot. There, I said it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

July 10th, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

Find this and other mindless brain-rot food right here, only at The Superficial!

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Get Your Naked Titties Away From Will Smith

July 10th, 2014 // 26 Comments

“Will! Will! Look at my boobs! I took out my boobs for you!”
“Girl, get outta here. The man’s trying to tell me about his boat.”
“So, as you can see, Will, below deck offers complete privacy. The help knows never to disturb.. my work.”

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