Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman's work which is why it'll be unfortunate if he … More »

True Love, Parenting & Good P*ssy: A Kevin Gates Tutorial

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Here's Louisiana rapper and orator of our times, Kevin Gates, who just found out he's been having sex with his cousin for three months, but also has cool ideas about other stuf-- HUUUUWHAAAATTT?! … More »

And Superman Has Herpes Now. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's Henry Cavill leaving Chateau Marmont last night looking drunk as hell which explains him getting into a car with Paris Hilton. Although in his defense, her vagina probably looks like Doomsday, so I bet he just thinks he's on set. Which is how I'm trying to lie to … More »

Justin Bieber’s Bulge Is A Lie, Too

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
UPDATE: Apparently these Photoshopped pics are fake Photoshops, and Justin Bieber has enough money to make his personal trainer tell TMZ he has a giant dick, so we're all doomed. - SW Posted by Photo Boy Since I've already posted about one scantily clad little girl today and Fish knows it's … More »

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about … More »

Sia’s Sorry She Put Shia LaBeouf In A Cage With A Little Girl

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
"I'm about to have a twelve year-old's crotch in my face, aren't I? I've made a huge mistake." Posted by Photo Boy Stop me if you've heard this one before. Shia LaBeouf did X, X was stupid and everyone went "Right, well, Shia LaBeouf is a crazy person, so..." This time's a little … More »

Bill Cosby Is Joking About Drugging Women Now

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
With Phylicia Rashad and Camille Cosby doing the dirty work of publicly throwing his accusers under the bus, Bill Cosby is apparently feeling confident enough to make jokes about drugging women to a standup audience in Canada last night. Although, in his defense, these are idiots still paying to … More »

Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip] - Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper] - Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted] - No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [ … More »

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