Gosh! That Chris Pratt Is Just Such A Darn Nice Guy, I Tell Ya!

Seriously, it’s damn-near impossible to hate this guy… he knows SIGN LANGUAGE and kicks it with dying kids…  More »


Call In Sick: Miley Cyrus Is Reinventing Herself Again

Miley just figured out that someone who performs naked while covered in milk doesn’t get taken seriously by the middle-American audience she needs to buy her album. More »


Alanis Morissette’s Manager Had One Hand In Her Pocket

Now he’s facing a jagged little prison sentence for stealing $7 million… want more Alanis puns? C’mon through, my hands are clean… More »


Mariah Carey’s Ex-Boytoy Won’t Go Away

“Ugh this guy won’t stop texting me…”

*Looks out window to see Bryan standing in the yard doing the chest pound from Fear* More »


Martin Shkreli Is Acting Like A Penis Again

Yes, I just called him a penis… He deserves it. More »


Brad Pitt Is Officially An ‘Old Guy’ Now

Somebody get this guy a Fresca. More »


Melania Trump Is Crying For Help on Twitter Again

A Twitter “like” might not be worth a thousand screams, but it’s at least ten… or maybe just one “get me out of here- they make me sleep in a closet“. More »


Alexa Chung Was My Met Gala Favorite And More Link-Beef

Also got Trumpthumpers losing their shit over Stephen Colbert’s monologue, Ryan Seacrest moved a tectonic plate when he moved to ABC, and naming your kid “Bear” is a thing now… … More »


Justin Bieber Is Not Dating Hailee Steinfeld

Ohhhhh, snap!! Does this change anything for anyone? Can we at least agree that this optical illusion makes her look like a human cauldron? More »


Neat! Jaden Smith Brought His Hair!

I have a decent explanation for why he did this, but I’m more interested in how long until someone on the Met Gala clean up crew puts one he dropped on Ebay. More »


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