Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Look Like This Because of Biking, You Guys, She Was Biking

July 3rd, 2014 // 52 Comments

Seriously. Biking. Via Instagram:

A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!!

Wait. Did you think it was hooking? Holy shit, you thought it was hooking. Ohmygod, I am so sorry. This is embarrassing. I genuinely feel awful. These things happen. Don’t beat yourself up about it.

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Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Party Together, No Big Whoop, Wanna Fight About It?

July 3rd, 2014 // 9 Comments

Photo Boy had the top shot in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Michelle Rodriguez partying with Zac Efron in Sardinia which seems random until you remember she was just hanging out with Boner Boy, so literally anything’s possible. The important thing is that this proves Zac Efron’s either a gay man in love with his mother’s breasts, a lesbian, or Old Man Winter. — I’m messing with you. The boat’s made of coke. The whole thing’s coke. If you check the underside, you’ll see Lindsay Lohan clinging to it.

Photos: CIAO/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

Holy Crap, It’s Superman! In The Same Exact Costume As The Other Movie

July 3rd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Following Batfleck and the constant barrage of casting news because they’re shoving 800 superheroes in this thing (Blue Beetle, anyone?), it’s been way too easy to forget about Henry Cavill despite his character’s name being one of the 20 words in the title. So to fix all that, Warner Bros. released the first official image of Superman in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, and surprise, he looks exactly like he did in the first movie right down to the Krypton cock bulge. (How do you not look at it?) As for what he’s doing in 19th century Britain is anybody’s guess. Were rain storms grittier to brood in back then? I’m not a meteorologist.

Photo: Warner Bros.

Good Morning, Giant Cow Udders, And Other News

July 3rd, 2014 // 21 Comments

- Ryan Gosling fucking hated working with Rachel McAdams on The Notebook. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tori & Dean landed ANOTHER reality show. Fuck this entire world. [Dlisted]

- “Real Life Elsa” Anna Faith poses for Chive. [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz doesn’t give a fuck about having kids. [Fishwrapper]

- WWE Diva Emma stole an iPad case from Walmart, is no longer a Diva. [WWTDD]

- That’s a man, baby. [Popoholic]

- Jewel‘s single, everybody who’s still trapped in 1998. [Starpulse]

- Melissa Joan Hart is still posting swimsuit pics. [tooFab]

- Good God, Tetyana Veryovkina. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This probably isn’t Lily Allen‘s vagina, but you’ll still click anyway. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

July 2nd, 2014 // 431 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Shia LaBeouf Isn’t In Rehab, He’s In AA

July 2nd, 2014 // 12 Comments
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Following his arrest for playing Marlboro Man Grab-Ass during a production of Cabaret, there were reports that Shia LaBeouf checked into rehab. Which apparently isn’t true, but his rep told TMZ he is attending AA meetings now making the real story here that Shia LaBeouf somehow has a rep. What the hell is that job like? “Sir, sir, I’m sure it looked like my client was trying to steal a homeless man’s food, but maybe the homeless man agreed to be hunted for sport? They do that sometimes. I saw a documentary on it with Ice-T. Riveting, stuff, just riveting. Now, if you’ll excuse, Mr. LaBeouf has a 10:30 restaurant pissing to attend. He’s quite European, you know.”

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Lindsay Lohan Actually Sued ‘Grand Theft Auto V’

July 2nd, 2014 // 36 Comments
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As a bizarre 28th birthday present to herself, Lindsay Lohan officially filed her lawsuit against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V this morning despite it being proven completely horseshit back in December when she was drumming up press. Yahoo! Finance reports:

Lohan’s suit says a character named Lacey Jonas is an “unequivocal” reference to the “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” star.
The suit says Lohan’s image, voice and styles from her clothing line are depicted. It says the game features West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel, where Lohan once lived.

I’m not going to waste my time going over this again, but to anyone even remotely familiar with celebrities, the character is a blatant satirical mash-up of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and, yes, Lindsay Lohan who are all public figures and subject to such. As for the game featuring Chateau Marmont, it has, again, a satirical version of it – with a completely different name – and I know Lindsay would love to believe she’s super synonymous with the place, but literally every fucking celebrity in Hollywood parties and stays there at any given moment. As for why her lawyer hasn’t explained to her that this case is dead right out of the gate, sometimes it’s fun to work pro bono. (Pro bono is Latin for “bongs the dick,” right? I could never make it through John Grisham novels.)

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