North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

October 7th, 2014 // 43 Comments

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I’ve seen all day. – *remembers Stephen Collins post* – Okay, second most. – *remembers Amanda Bynes post* – Still second most.

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Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To A 19-Year-Old Kid From A Bait Shop Now

October 7th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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When we last left Amanda Bynes, she was tweeting from a secret account after getting kicked out of fashion school and arrested for DUI. And since she’s still not back under a conservatorship, shit’s only spiraling further out of control because she’s already fled to New York and is giving interviews where she claims she’s engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop worker who, according to Gawker, may or may not be one of the kids walking with her in these pics. In Touch reports:

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told an In Touch reporter yesterday, Oct. 5. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”She claimed her 19-year-old fiancé lives in Costa Mesa, California, and works in a bait shop. She told In Touch she hopes they can settle down in New York because she “really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive.”
“I really do not enjoy driving,” she said. “I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.”

“I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I’m engaged – get away from me.” Nope. Nothing crazy there which is why it’s also another great sign that Amanda started using her verified Twitter account at 6 a.m. this morning: More »

Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

October 7th, 2014 // 24 Comments

- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted]

- If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE]

- Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper]

- A documentary series on cosplaying, anyone? [The Frisky]

- Nina Agdal‘s in underwear. [WWTDD]

- Jerry Seinfeld shits all over advertising while accepting advertising award. [Death and Taxes]

- Kristen Stewart is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lawrence is not pleased with The Fappening. *hides under rock* [tooFab]

- Katy Perry chugs a beer before diving off a table. [IDLYITW]

- Apparently this is Emily Ratajkowksi except I don’t see big awesome breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kat Dennings molests mannequins. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Stephen Collins, Dad From ’7th Heaven,’ Is An Alleged Child Molester

October 7th, 2014 // 63 Comments
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Do you have fond, wholesome memories of watching 7th Heaven? They’re gone now. TMZ reports:

Stephen Collins — who played the pastor/dad on “7th Heaven” — confessed to his estranged wife he was a child molester, and it’s all on tape … a tape obtained by TMZ. And the New York Police Dept. is now conducting an active criminal investigation involving sexual contact with multiple children.

Apparently his wife Faye Grant secretly recorded him during a therapy session after he confessed to her while in the middle of their divorce. As for how that’s legal, she was gathering evidence he was making children touch his dick which is entirely reasonable grounds to record someone because he was making children touch his dick: More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.6.14

October 6th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where right off the bat I’m going to tell you Weston Cage‘s asscrack is in here. It’s in here, waiting to assault your eyes and no amount of Megan Fox butt, or 250-year-old Madonna glamor shots are going to make you forget. Your mind is now forever unclean.

Unclean like Derek Jeter‘s girlfriend’s mouth. Because of the butt eating. Congratulations Derek Jeter butt-eating, you’re the new Hilary Duff blowing a guy after he proposed. We never forget,

- Photo Boy

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A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

October 6th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter’s pajamas (above) because if there’s an age when you should start competing with your child’s looks, it’s definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn’t having it, and apparently thinks it’s unhealthy for a four-year-old to see a skeleton fit into children’s clothing. Page Six reports:

No more pajamas!” Justice Ellen Gesmer warned Frankel’s attorney, Allan Mayefsky, in court.
The A-list lawyer, whose firm has represented Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook and Katie Holmes, tried to explain his client’s behavior by saying it was a joke.
But the stone-faced judge wasn’t laughing.
“It’s not a joke. Her child is not a joke,” said Gesmer, adding that the episode was “ridiculous.”

Now, I don’t know how child custody works, or even where kids come from, but let’s all agree this was probably the right and ethical move to make. Plus it allowed the judge to move onto more important topics like why did Bethenny hit Batman with a giant mallet? And what daily household products combine to form Smilex gas? These are the questions people want answered.

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Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

October 6th, 2014 // 38 Comments
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“That’s some sturdy looking Jew metal.”
“Hahahaha, what?”

Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. Except now he’s testing them even further by openly hinting that he’d finally agree to do Iron Man 4 if Mel Gibson directs it. Which seems like a bold move considering Gary Oldman had to spend an entire week in June apologizing just for agreeing with Mel Gibson, but then again billions and billions of Avengers money. Via Deadline:

DEADLINE: True, but the year he made Apocalypto, I didn’t see a better movie and he was ignored and hasn’t directed since. Marvel badly wants Iron Man 4 and you’ve said you aren’t doing it. How about the idea you’ll do that movie if Mel directs it?
DOWNEY: Correct.

“Pepper, you will BLOW ME before firing up the arc reactor!”
“Everybody, welcome Iron Patriot to the pack. And I say pack because his people travel in them. Also, rape.”
“There’s only one way to stop Thanos: Fuck him in the ass and stab him to death while doing it.”
“You rotten gypsy! You WHORE! You stole my looks!” *fires shoulder missiles into mirror*
“Alright, folks, let’s get out there and save the world. Even if we have to punch a baby to do it. Avengers Assemble!”

Yup, you got my money.

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The Fappening Is Now The Dickening And Stars Nick Hogan. Wait, What?

October 6th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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If my vague recollection of the illegally hacked Kate Upton leaked photos that I definitely didn’t make glossies of is correct, I’m pretty sure Justin Verlander was the first penis to take part in The Fappening. Except apparently that title is going to Nick Hogan – Yes, the son of Hulk Hogan, Nick Hogan. – who is the first male victim thanks to The Fappening 4 because, yes, that shit is still going on. And, no, nobody gives a fuck anymore unless you count the brief second when I went, “Wait, did that say Nina Dobrev?” What? I’m a journalist! TMZ reports:

The photos that were hacked are voluminous and graphic. There are pics going back to his high school escapades, various girlfriends in various states of undress and sexual positions, penis pics and stuff like that.
The weirdest hack … there are 2 photos of Nick’s mom Linda in a thong, bent over and showing off her butt. Nick says those pics were NOT in his iCloud!
And here’s the dark side. Nick kept pics of several girlfriends during his teenage years, and the girls were underage at the time. He believes the hackers are playing with fire because they constitute child porn.

“Haha! Stupid idiots stole the child porn I just admitted is on my computer. Dummies.” – Nick Hogan, ladies and gentlemen.

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