If You Make Lorde A Smoothie, She’ll Give You Free Tickets

How neat is that! I wonder what she’d give for someone to make her a hot dog… (obviously money, you sick bastards. Hot dogs aren’t friggen free…) More »


Jennifer Garner Is Mad At People (Magazine)

Don’t put words in Jennifer Garner’s mouth because she will slap them right back into yours… over Facebook… wait, has she gone soft? What’s going on here? More »


Lais Ribeiro’s Shiny Butt, And Other Shiny News

Today was a weird day… Lebron James’ house got vandalized with some stupid shit, Dani Mathers thinks she has the right to complain about privacy, and we’ve got one of the biggest models in the world talking about how hard it is to be such a hard worker… More »


Looks Like Alessandra Ambrosio Is Fishing For Covfefe

Despite the constant(ly) negative press, Alessandra Ambrosio eventually caught herself a whopper of a “covfefe”. More »


Claudia Romani Does Miami Doggy Style… With Her Own Dog

Claudia Romani loves her dog… like… really loves her dog… More »


Chill Out About The Kathy Griffin Thing For Chrissakes

People are acting like Kathy Griffin and Tyler Shields just shat on Mother Teresa. More »


Let’s Focus on One Good Thing About The Baywatch Movie

Charlotte McKinney and Alexandra Daddario might not have saved Baywatch from being an hour and a half long circle-jerk, but they did help. These are your Tuesday links and stuff! … More »


This Is What A $2000 Hamburger Looks Like I Guess

Yes, that’s real gold and yes it only tastes good if you’re absolutely wasted. More »


Hopefully Scott Disick Will Bang His Way Into Obscurity By August

*Squats in a corn field* “Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here. Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here…” More »


WHO PUT CHEESE IN JADEN SMITH’S PANCAKES!?

Oh… he kind of asked for them… wait, can this guy read? Headline should have read: “JADEN SMITH CAN’T READ – SORRY, DAD!”. More »


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