Katharine McPhee Is Here To Help

November 5th, 2014 // 27 Comments

After every Mama June Shannon post – and shit like this in West Virginia – I like to provide a palate cleanser so everyone doesn’t shoot themselves in the copy room in a fit of depression. (RIP, Robin.) So here’s Katharine McPhee‘s ass which I had no idea was this fantastic and obviously increases her value as a person. It’s like she didn’t even exist before if I’m being honest and just handing out compliments. I had no idea I was this sensitive.

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Honey Boo Boo Slept In The Same Bed As The Child Molester ‘Allegedly’

November 5th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.”

A few days ago, there was a tiny glimmer of light shining out of the Honey Boo Boo crock pot of shit when TLC announced it will not pay Mama June Shannon in full for the unaired episodes it couldn’t run thanks to her decision to date the man who molested her own daughter. Instead, the money would be placed into trust funds which, as most people guessed in the comments, doesn’t mean shit because apparently the kids already had trust funds, and Mama June raided them to buy the man who molested her daughter a car. Which, once you’re done with this post, is actually the good news because here’s the part where she already let Honey Boo Boo sleep in the same bed as Mark McDaniel. Via Gawker: More »

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

November 5th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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It’s time for another round of ‘Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,’ a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. “I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn’t give you a hangover,” he would say. “No dude, I don’t see any facial hair,” he’d reassure me before shoving me at her. *shakes violently* For those of you who have no clue what any of this refers to, welcome, I’m about to write about comic books again.

During an interview with MTV, Jessica Chastain said that she’d had talks with Marvel about the possibility of a superhero, or even a villain role:

We’ve talked about aligning our forces in the future, Chastain said. “And here’s the thing with me… If you’re going to be in a superhero movie, you only get one chance. You’re that character forever. So why do a superhero movie and play the boring civilian?”

This isn’t really shocking since Marvel recently announced the titles and release dates for their upcoming 14,000 films over the next decade, they pretty much have to use every actor in Hollywood. What was shocking — to people unlike myself, people who don’t know the warmth of the sun, the joy from the laughter of real, live children — was a benign comment about a role for a character that wasn’t a superhero…YET! GASSSSSSSSSSSP!! Via COMICBOOK.com: More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

November 5th, 2014 // 2 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are still fucking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Stevie Wonder is having triplets. Yup. [Dlisted]

- Goddamn, Kyra Santoro… [theCHIVE]

- Amanda Seyfried almost lost roles because she was overweight? Amanda Seyfried? [Fishwrapper]

- Dating Don’ts: The Worst (And Best) Ways To Break Up With Someone [The Frisky]

- Rihanna gets oiled up for Esquire. [WWTDD]

- Cranky Little Girl: 1. Street Preacher: 0. [Death and Taxes]

- 22 Hottest Jenna Marble GIFs [COED]

- Miranda Kerr in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- That’s Dakota Fanning‘s underwear. [tooFab]

- What’s up, Maritza Veer? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hilary Duff is definitely Photoshopped. She needs to hear it from me. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Benedict Cumberbatch Is Engaged, I’m So Very Sorry For Your Loss

November 5th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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Presumably in an attempt to foil the Internet and anyone born after 1991, Benedict Cumberbatch announced his engagement to theater director Sophie Hunter in the “births, deaths and marriages column” of the print edition of The Times, according to PEOPLE. As for why I didn’t bother to post a picture of her, does she look like an alien and sound like Scar from The Lion King? Then what would be the point? Why doesn’t she post a picture of me? I never hear you bastards say that. I’m going to my mother’s.

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Jessica Biel Is Pregnant. For Real.

November 5th, 2014 // 13 Comments

It seems like only six days ago I wrote a post about Jessica Biel being pregnant, and that’s because I did because butt photos: whatever gets them on the site. But this time, there’s an “official” announcement from Us Weekly, so now we can all sleep at night knowing that, yes, Justin Timberlake has in fact banged his wife enough times to finally make a stork put a fetus in her uterus-box. Just try not to think about how much you spent on Ambien. That’s over now. It’s in the past. You did what you had to do and no one’s judging you. For all we know, he could’ve been not fucking her. There was just no way to tell.

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.4.14

November 4th, 2014 // 304 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that prominently features shots from the press conference for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, because exactly like being cast on that show, if you find yourself in this post, something has gone horribly wrong in your life. Or your nipples are just clearly visible, like Melissa George. Or everything you do is awesome, like John Malkovich. Or you’re an easily aggregated image of Kelly Brook‘s brea–

Ok, my theory needs work. I still have no clue what this post is supposed to be,

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