Oprah Might Actually Run For President Because of Trump

Oprah might run for President in 2020 because Brawndo’s got what plants crave. (Fucked: We are all) More »

Emma Watson’s ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Is The Wokest Bae

Beauty and the Beast will feature the first openly gay Disney character AND tell an empowering love story about boning a goat dude thing. Hurray! More »

‘Alien: Covenant’ Has A Trailer, Too

Alien: Covenant heard you like alien murder, so they put alien murder in your alien murder movie, so you can watch aliens murder while you watch an alien murder movie More »

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Are Over

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are “taking a break,” so who did Legolas cheat with now? We’re all adults here. More »

‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2′ Used Fleetwood Mac On Me, You Bastards

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has a new trailer, and it better earn the right to use Fleetwood Mac, or I’m going to do nothing and still see it. Let’s be real. More »

Everybody Still Hates Katherine Heigl

Apparently network TV audiences hate Katherine Heigl just as much as Hollywood does. Neat. More »

‘Doctor Strange’ Is ‘Iron Man’ On Weed And Other News

Leonardo DiCaprio spends how much on his eyebrows?! [Lainey Gossip]

Lady Gaga is replacing Beyonce at Coachella. [Dlisted]

This is it. This is how America dies. [TMZ]

Bitch Boy blames Obama for all of his problems. [Newser]

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Genevieve Morton In A Bikini Is The Crap We Missed

Genevieve Morton in a bikini, Bill Cosby happy as a rapist clam, Kellyanne Conway kneeling, and Harrison Ford still flying. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

God Is Talking To Chris Brown Again. Oh, Good.

Chris Brown believes God is helping him step on people on his path to greatness. No, really. More »

Perving Over Emma Stone Caused The Best Picture Oscar Mistake

Emma Stone’s hotness caused the Best Picture flub at the Oscars. Or is that what Obama wants us to think?! More »

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