Sylvie Meis Is Still In A Bikini And Other News

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are the Anti-Swoki. [Lainey Gossip]

Johnny Depp’s scarves were almost the last thing Joe Perry saw. [Dlisted]

Calvin Harris is banging who? [TMZ]

Hey good cops, you know more assholes like this. Weed them out. [Newser]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.16

Alyssa Arce in a kiddie pool, Courtney Love’s nipples, Alec Baldwin’s cankles, and my premature nerd rage over The Dark Tower. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

So Who Wants To Read About Roger Ailes’ Testicles?

Roger Ailes’ balls are a feast for the eyes. More »

Taylor Swift Wants To Have Tom Hiddleston’s Kids Already

Taylor Swift wants dem Loki babies. More »

Stephen Dorff Cheated On Charlotte McKinney, Is A Goddamn Idiot

So Charlotte McKinney is single. More »

In Which I’m Forced To Defend Kristin Cavallari, Anti-Vaxxer

Kristin Cavallari’s sons are too skinny, according to the internet. More »

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