Stop Telling The Rock to Run for President

I get it, he’s a nice guy and he’s definitely not cashing checks for any Russian oligarchs- but please let’s take a break from the “celebrity presidents thing” for at least a few years. More »


Shh! Ricky Martin Is Acting!

Do not interrupt Rico’s process! He is in love with a zombie boy and he does not care who knows it! *snaps fingers and throws ass out* More »


Sophie Turner Didn’t Use the N-Word, She’s Just British and Talks Funny

Everyone’s in a tizzy because it sort of sounded like Sansa Stark dropped the N-bomb on Snapchat… Remember Dick Poop? Same thing going on here, Enlgish people just talk funny. More »


Lana Del Rey Is Probably Banging G-Eazy

If the paps catch you together three times in the same week, the basic rule of thumb is to just assume you’re going to smashtown. More »


Joanna Krupa’s Side Boob Is Totally Not A Paparazzi Coincidence

Whaat!? She broke it off with her reality TV husband and now the pap plugs are flooding pictures of her doing menial shit!? No wayyyy! More »


Never Cook Food for Sean Combs (He Might Show You His Diddy)

If you’re going to be a private chef for an OG hip hop mogul- you’re bound to see some shit… More »


The New Mother’s Day Skittles Commercial Is Giving People The Willies

Skittles has been vibing on surrealist ads for a while now, everyone needs to cool their jets and grab an ice cold Fresca or something. More »


Bella Thorne: Truck Stop Cruella de Ville and Link Beef Queen

That guy from 90210 is running for Congress because we love politicians who aren’t politicians now,  of course people were dicks about Jimmy Kimmel’s kid, I want the new Blade Runner to be my boyfriend, and more … More »


Noah Cyrus Did a Thing at The MTV Movie Show Award Thing

Is that dancer taking a selfie as part of the routine? This is about as hardcore as the bad guys’ hangout from the live-action Ninja Turtles movie. More »


Christiana Cinn Sprays Sticky Stuff Everywhere

I’ve never been to Vegas, but I imagine every pool party is just like this… a bunch of old guys paying $65 to hang out with strippers and drink Bud Lite Lime. More »


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