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Because apparently it’s “Remember The Breasts of Spring Breakers Day” (Selena Gomez‘s implants, anyone?), here’s Ashley Benson sunbathing topless while vacationing in Hawaii last week. And if you’re wondering if the agencies hold back photos only to charge me extra for them at a later date because they have nipples, yes. Yes, they do. It’s like they know I’ll do anything for them. Perhaps even kill a man.
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- Justin Bieber will see Selena‘s implants and raise her a model he banged two months ago. [Lainey Gossip]
- George Clooney just cockslapped The Daily Mail. [Dlisted]
- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]
- Farrah Abraham is opening a Greek yogurt restaurant? Why not? [Fishwrapper]
- Alix Tichelman will give you the one true death. Or a bunch of heroine on your Google yacht. [WWTDD]
- Hermoine wearing a doily for a bra, anyone? [Popoholic]
- Jenny McCarthy thought she’d be hosting The View for 20 years. AHAHAHA! [Starpulse]
- Keri Russell doesn’t get enough love. [tooFab]
- Amy Willerton does FHM. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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A few weeks ago, there was a rumor flying around that Selena Gomez was getting implants so Justin Bieber would finally stop banging her friends, random models, and overly fertile female fans. And now here she is in New York looking depressingly more chestier. And I say depressingly because Jesus Christ, woman, you put them in the wrong place! The kid likes asses. Big, giant, gross asses. For God’s sake, his dipshit mom let him near Kim Kardashian before he even hit puberty. You don’t come back from that.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.
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A few days ago, a pre-autotuned version of Britney Spears‘ “Alien” was leaked online which sounded almost like you’d expect Britney Spears to sound without autotune except knowing the Internet it was probably way too good to be true. (Not to mention she was saying comprehensible words and made it through the whole song without asking for “basghetti.”) Except apparently it was real, but producer William Orbit claims it was just a warmup track which you would totally understand if you were in the biz: More »
If Lindsay Lohan has one talent, it’s begging and pleading and blowing and promising not to act like Lindsay Lohan if she gets just one more chance, and then acting exactly like Lindsay Lohan once some idiot gives her that chance. And now that idiot is David Mamet who really did cast her in “Speed-The-Plow” because his brain got sucked through his dickhole. They say he only speaks with finger paints now, and the occasional macaroni picture. Via Radar Online:
Lohan has been clubbing all night, then arriving to rehearsals late and unprepared, and sometimes not showing up at all.
“The cast is already really annoyed,” an insider says. “The director told her that, basically, it’s a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she’s done.”
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