I Guess John Mayer Is Offically A Stinky Deadhead Now Who Only Smokes Weed

He’s replaced booze with weed after touring with Dead & Company and is channeling the ghosted feeling of Katy Perry’s boobs through his bendy guitar strings. More »


The Hanson Brothers Have Been Multiplying Like Duggars

The ‘Mmm-Bop’ boys have twelve kids between the three of them thus far and have no plans to quit adding more to their ‘Mmm-Brood’ anytime soon because Jesus loves a good baby oven. More »


Orlando Bloom Somehow Kept His Pants on for Once

Just because he was at the beach with his dad didn’t mean whipping his dong out on a paddle board wasn’t crossing his mind… More »


Ocean Ramsey And Nina Dobrev Snorkeling And More News

How has no one told me about the new love of my life, Ocean Ramsey? She swims with sharks and looks like a Swedish tennis player… More »


George Lucas Handling Dumb Paparazzi Questions Just Made My Day

George Lucas walked out of a restaurant into a barrage of idiots trying to talk to him about stuff he doesn’t care about. Honestly, it’s kind of inspirational and we should strive to give this few shits. More »


Serena Williams Isn’t Having John McEnroe’s Misogyny For Breakfast Today

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Johnny Mac is on the PR payroll for the Billie Jean King movie coming out and everyone is in on it. More »


Charlie Sheen Is Selling His Baseball Stuff Because He Doesn’t Need The Money

Seriously, guys- he just wants to pass on the joy that his Babe Ruth World Series ring has given to him. It’s not about the half-million dollars or anything. More »


We Got Brooke Burke Doing Yoga On A Yacht, If That’s What You’re Into

Yes, that’s Brooke Burke doing yoga in a bikini on a boat. Yes, her lunchmeat slips out a little bit in one of the photos. Yes, I enlarged it… More »


Kelly Osbourne Peed Her Pants Yesterday, Guys!

If Kelly Osbourne ever shows up at your coffee shop (God forbid your living room) and has to use the bathroom, you need to get her in there fast before she stinks up your carpet. More »


Gillian Anderson’s Nipples Are On A Balcony

If we were playing Family Feud, I could see this actually appearing on the survey after patio furniture, flower planters, and drunk Scott DisickMore »


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