Over the past few months, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have been robbed three times – the latest happening just a few days ago – and now all three sisters are refusing to film the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians because they think the crew is doing it. TMZ reports:
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are REFUSING to film season 10 of their reality show … unless the person stealing their money and jewelry is caught.
Family sources tell us … the girls are convinced whoever has stolen 10s of thousands of dollars from them works for the TV show.
All 3 thefts — $4K taken from Kourtney’s Hampton’s rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney’s Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe’s house — appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.
While my initial reaction was to suggest somebody kidnap North West effectively ending the show forever, I realized it has to be something Kim Kardashian actually cares about, so stick with cash. Cash is good. Cash and jewelry. She’ll notice that’s missing.
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- Rest In Peace, Lauren Bacall. [Dlisted]
- Ashton Kutcher‘s website is apparently run by plagiarists. [Lainey Gossip]
- And now 64 pics of Ronda Rousey. [theCHIVE]
- Norm MacDonald has an awesome Robin Williams story. [Fishwrapper]
- Keeping Up With The Kardashians with no Kardashians and only Bruce is amazing. [The Frisky]
- Alessandra Ambrosio‘s in a bikini. [WWTDD]
- Amanda Seyfried gets cleavagey for Ted 2. [Popoholic]
- Ariana Grande is banging Big Sean right now. [Starpulse]
- Frances Bean reaches out to Zelda Williams. [tooFab]
- The Super Bowl Halftime Show is going to be especially boring next year. [IDLYITW]
- What’s up, April Cheryse? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Goddammit, who let Tara Reid near Instagram? [Celebslam]
- I don’t know who Sarina is, but she’s topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, is essentially just a compilation post of The Expendables 3 LA premiere with a few TCWM favorites tossed in, because ever since Robin Williams died, the entire paparazzi has been posted up outside his house, his ex-wife’s house, his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and some other places where’s he’s rumored to have taken a shit. I know the 24 hour media cycle and content aggregate machine known as the Internet literally supports my livelihood, but on days like today, even I get a little disgusted. And that’s coming from a man who’s still laughing at Bruce Jenner eating this banana.
I’ll be over here convincing myself these tears are really from that joy and not the soul-crushing realities of being a human being in this cruel bitch of a world,
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Courtney Stodden has been rapidly fading from relevancy yet is remarkably determined to not just throw in the towel and do porn which makes her a better person than Farrah Abraham. Then again, so is this bagel. Anyway, in a successful (because I’m a cheap clickwhore) Hail Mary pass to get back in the press, she’s announced she’s engaged to Doug Hutchison again even though they never legally dissolved their marriage in the first place. The important thing is that her mom decided the best cover story instead of admitting every single move has been a calculated business move from the start is that her daughter just wanted to get banged a lot. FOX 411 reports:
[Krista] Keller says her daughter has had time to “experience other men” during their break and she now “want[s] to be with her original choice, her husband.”
Krista added, “Now that she’s no longer interested in sex, marriage is the perfect place for Courtney to be right now. Think of it as a sanctuary. A fuckless safe haven if you will.”
Before I start, if you’re wondering why you’re looking at bikini photos of Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin, this post involves both of them, so my choice of pics couldn’t be more relevant if Robin Williams was dangling in the background. (He would’ve laughed. Maybe.) Anyway, following in the footsteps of her younger, equally-as-entitled sister, Kendall apparently threw a fistful of cash at a waitress after a restaurant wouldn’t serve her 18-year-old ass alcohol and she tried to leave without paying. Page Six reports:
“Kendall got up and left and didn’t pay for all the food . . . about $60 worth, and without a tip.”
Her server, Blaine Morris (Betty Nardone on MTV’s “Skins”) ran outside to ask the celebuspawn to pay her bill.
“Kendall and Hailey started laughing,” our witness said.
“Kendall took a couple of $20 bills out of her wallet, threw them at the server and walked away, not even counting if it was enough or if it included a tip.”
In the meantime, while Kendall Jenner literally attempted to break the law, a black man was probably choked out down the street for, eh, whatever because racism is dead in America. Back me up, Missouri.
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The last few posts have been about suicide, child molestation and sexual assault, but since the night is always darkest just before the dawn, here are Carmen Electra‘s breasts at The Expendables 3 premiere because I’ll never forsake you. Unless it’d be really funny then I won’t even hesitate. You’ll be like “Ah, shit!”
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While I try to make it a point not to write posts that give Chris Brown an erection, MMA fighter War Machine is currently on the run after allegedly beating and attempting to rape porn star Christy Mack. TMZ reports:
Porn star Christy Mack says War Machine broke up with her in May but for some reason showed up at her house at 2 AM Friday. She says he walked in, didn’t say a word but unleashed a beating on her friend.
War Machine threw the friend out of the house and then she says he allegedly made her strip and shower in front of him. Then she says the beating began … resulting in 18 broken bones around her eyes, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and ruptured liver.
Mack says War Machine also “sawed much of my hair off with [a] dull knife.”
She says he threatened to rape her but was unable to perform.
Except if you ask War Machine this was all just a simple romantic proposal that had a little hiccup he can easily explain. After he flees the country: More »