No, ScarJo, Don’t Say It’s Hard Being A ‘Working Mom,’ Ah, Dammit

Dear celebrities, please stop equating yourselves with actual working moms. You’re not being a woke bae. (Were those real words? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Broke Up, That’s Sort Of News

Captain America stopped banging Jean Ralphio’s sister. This world is a hellscape. More »


Channing Tatum Wants To Make You A Drink, Girl

Channing Tatum is making vodka now because your pleasure is his priority, girl. Cue the sploosh tidal wave! More »


Trump Delaying ‘This Is Us’ Finally Made America Mad? God, We Suck…

Turns out delaying TV shows is where America draws the line. Just… goddammit. More »


Reese Witherspoon’s Chin Can Retract?! Holy Shit!

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter Ava Phillippe look a like, but there’s something far sinister at work here. More »


Ashley Graham Wasn’t Posed To Look Thinner For ‘Vogue’ Cover

Ashley Graham denies being made to pose a certain way so she looks thinner on the cover of Vogue. (Gigi Hadid’s arm though…) More »


What’s Up, Selena Gomez Cleavage? And Other News

Wait, Justin Timberlake is up for an Oscar for Trolls?! [Lainey Gossip]

Tom Hiddleston explains the “I ♥ T.S.” tank top. [Dlisted]

Robin Thicke’s custody battle is going well. [TMZ]

Even Trump’s SCOTUS nominee thinks his tweets are stupid. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Kylie Jenner’s Implants Are The Crap We Missed

Kylie Jenner’s implants, President Trump’s meeting with the sheriffs, Sommer Ray’s butt, and Mitch McConnell looking like hell. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Melissa McCarthy Really Destroyed Sean Spicer’s Whole Life

Donald Trump is reportedly looking to replace Sean Spicer after a girl played him on Saturday Night Live. Is this real life? More »


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