So I Guess We’re Looking At 50 Cent’s Penis Now

50 Cent’s penis is apparently the next one you’re going to see. What amazing times we live in. More »


The Rock Was Talking About Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel Is The Candy Ass

So remember when The Rock called somebody an unprofessional candy ass? It was Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel has the ass candy. More »


Good Morning, Daisy Lea, And Other News

The McConaissance continues to burn. [Lainey Gossip]

Seth Rogen somehow doesn’t hate Katherine Heigl. [Dlisted]

Tim Tebow wants to spectacularly fail at baseball now. [TMZ]

Yep, this should do the trick. [Newser]

Your morning links … More »



The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.9.16

Sara Jean Underwood topless, Guy Pearce getting handsy, Justin Bieber playing with himself, and Britney Spears amazed by clouds. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


Gee, I Wonder Who The Rock Just Called An Unprofessional Candy Ass?

The Rock just put his male Fast 8 co-stars on blast. More »


Taylor Swift: A Profile In Courage

Taylor Swift is done hiding. More importantly, those implants are like a Stradivarius. Jesus Christ. More »



R. Kelly Is Dating A Teenager, Oh Good

R. Kelly still likes teenagers. Wonderful. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Is Having A Moment


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