Prince William Touched A Woman’s Hip, God Save The Empire!

Prince William is in the shit after getting drunk on a ski trip and doing the least scandalous things a drunk person has ever done in the history of drinking. More »


I Guess We’re Looking At Jennifer Lopez On A Date Now

JLo and A-Rod are definitely dating. Or just had dinner, but we’re still totally allowed to do the stupid nickname thing now. More »


Ivana Wrote A Book About Raising Donald Trump’s Shitty Kids

Ivana Trump wrote a book about raising the gaggle of nepotism that’s going to starve America dead then pick its pockets. More »


Lena Dunham Wants Everyone To Stop Noticing She Lost Weight

Noticing Lena Dunham is skinnier is the patriarchy now or something. Who the hell knows? More »


Amanda Seyfried & Thomas Sadoski Secretly Got Married

Probably not the best time to announce this. More »


Selena Gomez In A Bikini For Vogue And Other News

JLo thinks A-Rod won’t get bored with her. [Lainey Gossip]

Mischa Barton has great choice in men. [Dlisted]

So this is some weird shit. [TMZ]

Sean Hannity pulled a gun on Juan Williams. NBD. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Abigail Ratchford’s Giant Sideboob Is The Crap We Missed

Abigail Ratchford’s giant side boob, Harrison Ford behind the wheel, Kendall and Kourtney braless, and Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Patrick Stewart Needs Weed For His Arthritis, Jeff Sessions, You Dick

Hey! Beauregard! Leave Picard’s hands alone. (Get it? From The Wall? Potheads love Pink Floyd? God, I’m old…) More »


Charlie Hunnam Hates Kissing Yucky Girls’ Dirty Mouths

Charlie Hunnam is hot and dumb? Get right the fuck outta town! More »


Now It’s Kendall Jenner’s Turn To Get Robbed

Unrelated question: Has Lindsay Lohan been anywhere near Kendall Jenner’s house lately? More »


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