The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.16

Mickey Rourke’s flaccid dick and t-shirt saying it all. It’s The Donald Fucking Trump Is The Fucking President Now Crap I Missed. More »

So We Just Elected Our First Reality Star President. Now What?

Congratulations, America. You just elected the political equivalent of a Kardashian. Nice job. More »

Anna Katharina Welcomes You To Our Future Hellscape And Other News

Brad Pitt has come out of hiding. [Lainey Gossip]

Gisele wouldn’t let Tom Brady vote for Trump. [Dlisted]

All the celebrities fleeing to Canada. [TMZ]

Donald Trump doesn’t even believe what just happened. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.8.16

Amanda Cerny in a bikini, Jonah Hill’s mustache, Megan Fox’s camel toe, and Paris Jackson’s nipples. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

Wait, Shit, Hillary Clinton Really Does Know Satan. Fuck.

So Hillary Clinton really does consort with the Devil. My bad. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s PR Manager Dropped Her, I Can’t Imagine Why

Someone has been managing Lindsay Lohan’s public persona for years. I’m as shocked as you are. More »

Jaden Smith Thinks ‘Doctor Strange’ Is A Documentary

Jaden Smith wants to be Doctor Strange in real life. Yup. More »

Samantha Bee On All The Shit Hillary Clinton Has Had To Eat

Samantha Bee explains what happened to the real Hillary Clinton. More »

Good Morning, Chantelle Connelly Bikini Photos, And Other News

Brad Pitt is fighting Angelina Jolie for custody now. [Lainey Gossip]

Looks like the check from Kim’s stolen ring cleared. [Dlisted]

Dave Chappelle is with her, goddammit! [TMZ]

Get used to this happening today. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.7.16

Kaley Cuoco’s crazy boobs, Pitbull’s boner, Orlando Bloom’s blond hair, and one last pre-election Hillary Clinton crazy face. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »

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