While Alec Baldwin throws his hissy fit in the media he hates so much, Hollywood lost a true icon today when comedic actor/director Harold Ramis died early this morning. The Chicago Tribune reports:
Ramis, a longtime North Shore resident, was surrounded by family when he died at 12:53 a.m. from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis, a rare disease that involves swelling of the blood vessels, his wife Erica Mann Ramis said. He was 69. …
Ramis leaves behind a formidable body of work, with writing credits on such enduring comedies as “National Lampoon’s Animal House” (which upon its 1978 release catapulted the film career of John Belushi, with whom Ramis acted at Second City), “Stripes” (1981) and “Ghostbusters” (in which Ramis also co-starred) plus such directing efforts as “Caddyshack” (1980), “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (1983), “Groundhog Day” and “Analyze This.”
As someone who grew up on his movies, I can’t help but appreciate Harold Ramis’ final gift to the world of giving everyone the chance to go, “Haha, 69.” Which, in retrospect, seems beneath him, and now I just tarnished his whole legacy. I’ll stop talking.
Rest in Peace, Egon
In case you haven’t heard by now, Alec Baldwin has dictated a lengthy essay to Vulture about his decision to quit public life because he met with the faggots, and he made nice with the faggots, but you faggots can’t seem to leave him alone to do important work helping you faggots out. Which is not an exaggeration. The man spends over 5,000 words talking about how great he is, how he’s never had to do bullshit police procedurals (Apparently that’s an actor thing.) yet for some reason he’s constantly attacked by the media whether in the form of mustache-twirling paparazzi who take pleasure in making his wife fall or the two-faced media with its Anderson Coopers and Rachel Maddows who can’t appreciate Alec Baldwin for being liberal crusader Alec Baldwin and instead feel the need to take the hate speech he accidentally says at face value costing him his MSNBC show that he didn’t even want to do anymore anyway because they weren’t doing it the Alec Baldwin way. It’s just ridiculous froth froth froth. And for even more schadenfreude, there’s a section devoted to Shia LaBeouf who Alec Baldwin didn’t get along with on the set of Orphans because – and the irony is epically missed here – they’re the same person. Two fart-sniffing rage-monsters hell-bent on proving their genius to a world too stupid to appreciate it. So here’s that if you’ve got time to kill:
Alec Baldwin: Good-bye, Public Life – Vulture
Or here are sexy Instagrams of his daughter because reading is hard:
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Because little boys are easily fooled by candy or people with weird noses who own their own amusement parks, they have no idea why making fun of their classmates’ appearance is stupid because here’s January Jones at nine years old who, iciness aside, grew up to be pretty fucking hot. But that’s not the amazing story here. The amazing story is that January Jones joined Instagram last month, and yet not a single photo on her account is of the child she birthed out of spite. There’s selfie after selfie of January, Jon Hamm, Rose Byrne, more selfies of January that actually make her look like an enjoyable, non-frost-based cyborg, and even a fake baby smoking a cigarette who’s apparently worth of her love, but no Xander. Although, it looks like there might be a shot of his dad. (Fuck you, I sat through Getaway.) Fortunately, the little bastard’s clearly aware of his plot in life and is already planning for the future: More »
Here’s Miley Cyrus kissing Katy Perry during her Bangerz show in Los Angeles Saturday night making this the most boring thing the two of them could’ve possibly done. You’ve got one pop star whose 98% labia, the other who’s an equal amount jugs and used to be married to a wheelchair fetishist, yet the best they could come up with was to kiss each other real quick then spazz out like they got cooties. It’s like that Christmas your parents cheaped out and got you Mega Bloks instead of LEGOs which, fun fact, is the true story behind “Jeremy.” Not many people know that.
Miley Cyrus Kissing Katy Perry Video After The Jump
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- Katy Perry‘s getting booed by the paparazzi now. [Dlisted]
- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]
- WTF is happening to Kim Kardashian‘s face? [Fishwrapper]
- Farrah Abraham‘s mom somehow managed to make Farrah look sympathetic for one minute. [The Frisky]
- “When I hide my boner, I use Calvin Klein.” – Fergie [tooFab]
- NBC is bringing back Heroes for some reason. [BuzzFeed]
- Selena Gomez looks hot in just about anything. [Popoholic]
- A Moment With Anastasia Ashley [IDLYITW]
- Good goddamn, Samantha Hoopes… [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]
- Ariana Grande posing for V looks like a joybook. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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There’s been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let’s just go ahead and file this under that. There’s no way it’s not related. Page Six reports:
Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six.
The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping it secret as she continues to make lucrative personal appearances.
In fairness to Snooki’s fiance, once you’ve housebroken an Ewok, it’s almost impossible not to fuck it 24/7. Back me up, Threepio: “The odds of successfully not impregnating a shit-midget are approximately 3,720 to 1.” See? Now, never tell me the odds.
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