If you’re like me, you probably saw the above pic floating around Facebook over the weekend and wondered what the retarded backstory was behind it. Turns out it involved the perfect storm of thinking Bristol Palin has a great idea and taking American Christian conservatism to its logical extreme. You see, Holly Fisher a.k.a. “Holly Hobby Lobby“, who you’ll never guess is from West Virginia (Sorry, GW.), apparently tweets photos to troll liberals like posing in front of Hobby Lobby in a Pro-Life T-shirt while holding a Chick-Fil-a cup. Stupid shit that will be real funny someday when one of her three kids ends up being gay or knocks somebody up in high school. Except apparently her followers didn’t think she was America enough yet and prompted her to add more guns, Bibles and flags, so she posed for the above pic (sans the second terrorist) and then the Internet happened. And surprisingly without making Superman buttsex Batman or turning her into a Game of Thrones GIF. I don’t even know who you people are anymore.
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Kanye West made a conscious decision to marry Kim Kardashian, a woman who won’t even stop to pick up toilet paper without tipping off the paparazzi, so he really should’ve come to terms with how things are going to work until he eventually leaves her. But that would require Kanye to not be an insane primadonna who rants for 15 minutes in the middle of the songs, so here he is at the Wireless Festival in London where he played the “getting your picture taken is like rape” card that always goes over well. Right, Charlize Theron? Right. Via The Independent: More »
Despite directing one of the worst movies of Ben Affleck‘s career and not speaking to him for years, Kevin Smith has somehow had unprecedented access to Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice‘s development. Turns out he may or may not have been commissioned by Warner Bros. to write a fake script as part of a misinformation campaign that this information itself could just as well be a part of. Think Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, but nobody gets laid. Movieweb reports: More »
Here’s how that’s working out.
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Seen here at The 2014 Samsung Hope For Children Gala because sitting next to Jenny McCarthy will destroy any person’s sense of irony, Sherri Shepherd is reportedly trying to bail on a surrogate child due next month because she doesn’t want to pay child support to her soon-to-be ex-husband. TMZ reports:
The baby was conceived with Lamar’s sperm, but NOT Sherri’s egg.
Now here’s where it gets tricky. We’re told Sherri does not want custody or even to be considered a parent … because she doesn’t want to get stuck with massive child support payments.
Sherri wants a judge to rule she has no parental rights or responsibilities — which would shut the door to child support. She claims Lamar defrauded her — that he got her to sign on for a surrogate birth knowing full well he would divorce her and then nail her to the wall for child support.
Considering Sherri Shepherd is an outspoken Christian, you’d assume the Godly thing to do would be to arrange some sort of shared custody of the child giving it two loving parents, or at the very least, not put the retention of material wealth over providing for its care. But that would cost Sherri money just to help some stupid kid, and if I had to pick two things God hates more than anything, its babies and poor people. He’s always like, “Yo, we should be able to get rid of them before they’re even born,” and talking about how easy it is for rich people to get into Heaven. “Like sticking a needle in a camel. You can’t fucking miss.”
Last week, Anthony Cumia of SiriusXM’s The Opie & Anthony Show fired off of barrage of racist and violent tweets after allegedly being “attacked” by a black woman who he was more than likely trying to take creep shots of. It was the tail end of a long history of racism that’s been amped up to the point where it couldn’t be masked as some stupid shock jock shtick anymore, and comedians like Bill Burr were coming on the show and basically telling Cumia to shut the fuck up. So late Thursday night, SiriusXM fired him sparking an inevitable Internet shitstorm from other racists who still have no idea how the first amendment works, and it’s literally the same, exhausting battle lines all over again: More »
Because I work in celebrity gossip, I’m obligated to inform you that Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson this weekend who apparently couldn’t content himself with buckets of child support from two kids, and had to go for the alimony, too. Somewhere, Kevin Federline just saluted by holding a chicken wing to his forehead. That being said, I’m under no obligation to bore you with blurry wedding photos taken from three states over, so here are pics from that time Jessica Simpson’s breasts looked fucking amazing. As you can see, her wedding isn’t blocking your view of them, so did I even need to bring it up? No. No, I did not.
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- Robin Thicke misses Paula Patton so bad he has to bang groupies three at a time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katy Perry‘s a Christian, you guys, and a Christian would never steal music. [Dlisted]
- Top Instagram Girls You Probably Don’t Know About [theCHIVE]
- This is what a Duggar looks like before her vagina becomes a Jesus cannon. [Fishwrapper]
- What’s up, Edyta Zajac? [Popoholic]
- Let’s see Buzzfeed make this list. [Starpulse]
- Brody Jenner never dated Lauren Conrad if anyone somehow still gives a shit. [tooFab]
- Rachelle Leah‘s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Chris Brown has been reduced to doing reality television. [Celebslam]
- Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer are in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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