Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus … More »

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening … More »

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
"And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night'n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin'!" "Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I'll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right." Posted by Photo Boy In what has to be scientific evidence that insatiable horniness is a genetic … More »

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are … More »

Kurt Busch: ‘My Ex-Girlfriend’s An Assassin, So I Had To Hit Her’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Back in November, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch's now ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll accused him of violently beating her after losing a race in Dover and secured a no-contact order from a judge. Via Deadpsin: He was verbally abusive to her and said he wished he had a gun so that he could … More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but … More »

And Now A Dancing, Soaking Wet Chris Hemsworth

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy We do a lot for the fellas around here, straight questionably sexual predatory fellas in particular, so every now and then we like to toss you ladies and gay gents a bone (pun completely intended). That said, I'll save my efforts at comedy, much like Jimmy … More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So … More »

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