Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel Don’t Have Sex? What? Why? How?!

Miranda Kerr has been living with Evan Spiegel this whole time without once having sex with him. ‘Ultimate Golddigger’ Achievement unlocked. More »


Shia LaBeouf’s Protest Webcast Thingy Got Shut Down

Shia LaBeouf’s “He Will Not Divide Us” webcast is no more. The Resistance has suffered a crucial blow. (No. No, it hasn’t. Not even close.) More »


Good God, Chrissy Teigen’s ‘SI Swimsuit’ Video, And Other News

Let the ScarJo and Chris Evans rumors begin. [Lainey Gossip]

Shailene Woodley has officially bounced on Divergent. [Dlisted]

Dani Mathers’ nude photo case is going well for her. [TMZ]

Trump’s Muslim Ban just got its ass beat in court. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Jessica Lowndes In A Swimsuit Is The Crap We Missed

Jessica Lowndes in a swimsuit, Joe Biden continuing to be the best, the fate of our children’s education, and a JLo butt-jiggle video. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Farrah Abraham Made Fake Fan Accounts On Instagram, BAHAHAHA!

Farrah Abraham uses fake screenames to compliment herself on social media, which would be super sad if she wasn’t a butt devil from Hell. More »


No, ScarJo, Don’t Say It’s Hard Being A ‘Working Mom,’ Ah, Dammit

Dear celebrities, please stop equating yourselves with actual working moms. You’re not being a woke bae. (Were those real words? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Broke Up, That’s Sort Of News

Captain America stopped banging Jean Ralphio’s sister. This world is a hellscape. More »


Channing Tatum Wants To Make You A Drink, Girl

Channing Tatum is making vodka now because your pleasure is his priority, girl. Cue the sploosh tidal wave! More »


Trump Delaying ‘This Is Us’ Finally Made America Mad? God, We Suck…

Turns out delaying TV shows is where America draws the line. Just… goddammit. More »


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