Oops! Orlando Bloom Banged A Waitress And Now She’s Famous

“Welcome to The Future” Rule #267: If you have sex with Orlando Bloom while he’s staying at the hotel you work at and they fire you for it, you get to go on TV. More »


Colin Jost Probably Banged Scarlett Johansson Last Weekend

They were spotted making out at the SNL wrap party, so let’s just jump to some absurd conclusions and say that she’s pregnant and his mom likes his last girlfriend better. More »


Trump Orders Off The Kid’s Menu, Lindsey Pelas Busts Out, and Friday Links…

Donald Trump thinks halal is yucky so he’s having steak and ketchup when he goes bye-bye on his big trip to the Middle East, more people are being hot at Cannes, and Lindsey Pelas living large on a beach… happy Friday! More »


Amber Heard Dressed As A Fish Should Make You Wet

James Wan teased Mera’s costume from the new Aquaman movie and it makes Zack Snyder’s version look like Amber Heard was going to an 80’s prom dressed as a Power Rangers villian. More »


Kendall Jenner Brought Her Nips To Cannes!? No way!

I take back everything I said about Cannes being a classy placeMore »


Katy Perry Made A Song About Beating T. Swift At Basketball Or Something

Katy Perry is clearly dissing Taylor Swift because she’s from California and the Warriors are in the playoffs and Taylor Swift is from a couple hundred miles from Cleveland so it’s OBVIOUS that somebody’s about to get stabbed.” -Idiots who read into Katy Perry lyrics More »


Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


Will Netflix Ruin The Dark Crystal Prequel?

Probably… More »


The Red Carpet At Cannes Makes The Oscars Look Like A Backyard BBQ

Jesus, these people look good. This is what a red carpet looks like when guests don’t show up covered in meat or arrive with an entourage full of gimps in latex. More »


Things Are Getting Worse… Chris Cornell Died

Reports say it looks like Cornell offed himself in a hotel bathroom after playing a show in Detroit. Can’t deny that’s a pretty rock n’ roll way to go out. Truly sad, he was one of the best. More »


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