Kim and Khloe Are Turning to Science to Assess Their Babymakers

In a break from possibly the biggest polical ralphing since Watergate, Khloe Kardashian went to a doctor to see if her meat silo could handle a baby bomb. She admitted to “fake trying” to have a baby with Lamar Odom because she’s not actually a person. More »


Heads Up, Ariel Winter Is Perpetuating Her Media Problems Again

Why anyone is reading too far into a 19-year-old’s conception of what it means to be a celebrity is beyond me, but I guess people are just sticking around to see if her boobs can talk or something. More »


Models Bambi Northwood-Blyth & Megan Blake Irwin Doing Bikini Things and More News

Also Bill Cosby’s lawyers tried to pull a fast one and failed, Universal’s Dark Universe franchise is looking stupider by the day, Broadway is about to get more YAAAS than ever before, and more… More »


Ryan Seacrest Is Definitely Crying On The Inside

Apparently he’s just not feeling the concrete jungle of NYC… that or Kelly Ripa is making him sleep in a cage. More »


Uh Oh, Alex Rodriguez’s Side Chick Wants Money

I guess his standard “thanks for having a threesome with me, here’s some body lotion and a couple autographed baseballs” basket didn’t cut it. More »


I Guess We’re Looking at Selena Gomez’ Nipples Now

Hello Selena Gomez’ nipples, how are you today? Seen any good movies lately? What are your thoughts on James Comey’s senate testimony tomorrow? More »


Does Iggy Azalea’s Butt Actually Float and Other News

Iggy Azalea went paddle boarding on a normal sized paddle board that defied physics, I’m baffled at how much coverage George Clooney’s twins got today, Jerry Seinfeld keeps it real, and more… More »


Hold My Beer, Josh Duggar Thinks His Privacy Was Breached

Josh Duggar is trying to piggyback on his sisters’ breach-of-privacy lawsuit… the same four sisters he allegidly diddled while they were minors. Shame on… us? More »


Al Pacino to Play Joe Paterno in Jerry Sandusky Movie

No, it’s not titled “Sandusky’s Tight Ends” keep your 5-year-old fantasy football jokes to yourself. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Actually Put Crystals In Her Yoni

In case you weren’t aware, a yoni is a holistically non-toxic, free-range word for your energy positive vagina. For all of my rappers out there, it also rhymes great with homie – you’re welcome. More »


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