- “I’ve never fucked this model before in my life!” [Lainey Gossip]
- The Human Barbie is a child-hating racist. [Dlisted]
- Miley Cyrus cancelled her North Carolina show 30 minutes before it was supposed to start. [Starpulse]
- ‘Cute’ Is A Vastly Inadequate Word To Describe These Girls [theCHIVE]
- Christina Hendricks wants to be on Game of Thrones. Let her. LET HER NOW. [The Superficial]
- Lady GaGa is morphing into Kim Kardashian. [Fishwrapper]
- All The Important Humping On ‘Game Of Thrones’ [The Frisky]
- Martha Hunt bikini photos, anyone? [Popoholic]
- Kevin Federline qualifies as a Duggar at this point. Or at least a Gosselin. [tooFab]
- Does anybody recognize these boobs? Anybody? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Guardians of The Galaxy is looking better and better. [FilmDrunk]
- Barbara Palvin does a.. heroin dance? These fucking kids today. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s
one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom when I say that if Christina Hendricks gets naked in Westeros, a dragon will fly out of my penis. A literal, honest to God dragon. With Peter Dinklage on its back.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it in the trash. There’s also a ton of shots from some Country Music Awards, because of boobs, crooked-toothed boobs and wait, what the hell was Olivia Munn doing there? Oh right, boobs.
“Did someone say…BEWBS??!!” – Colin Farrell just now,
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Now that Amanda Bynes‘ parents scored that conservatorship they always wanted, they can use her money to go on awesome vacations. So here’s the whole crew at Cabo San Lucas yesterday where part of the healing process is treating Amanda like a normal, non-crazy celebrity who simply had a “rough spot” full of vagina murder and arson. I’ll go first: Mmm, that butt sure looks like it could use some pee. But not because it hears voices! This is purely sexual. I don’t even know what schizophrenia means. (Nailed it.)
When each of Kris Jenner‘s daughter reaches the age of 15, she ritualistically inserts 10 pounds of Brazilian butt collagen into their asses during a new moon. The process is called The Whorening, and it has served her for hundreds of years if not thousands. (We have early records that suggest a territorial dispute with Madonna over a small hinterland that supposedly housed The God Blade.) So with that in mind, here’s Kendall Jenner‘s ass ziplining on Instagram for her mother’s lust for gold is legion, and she will have it!
Kendall Jenner’s Butt Ziplining After The Jump
And so the royal Duchess of Cambridge did alight from her air carriage to show the young Prince George his expanding New Zealand empire where he would soon christen his Parliamentary Bird Flipping Regiment: Self Fornication Division. But first, the young prince had other matters at hand, namely using his psychic abilities to display the royal knickers to the commoners who greeted them at the tarmac, and a jolly good fun was had by all. Until the fires started. The dreadful, dreadful fires. Awful business that was.
Because apparently it’s goddamn Christmas, Nina Agdal has a leaked photo, too, only unlike Demi Lovato‘s nude pics, Nina isn’t getting banged by Wilmer Valderrama even though she could pass for a high school sophomore. Haha, could you imagine his face once he found out she’s 21? He’d be so pissed!