Good Morning, Padma Lakshmi, And Other News

December 9th, 2013 // 17 Comments

- Jessica Biel will birth Justin Timberlake a child or die get cheated on constantly trying. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco takes a step backward from jizzing on Batman’s face by doing almost-nudes. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus‘ older sister is apparently someone that exists and is way hotter than her. [Fishwrapper]

- Somewhere Taylor Swift just jabbed a doll with Harry Styles‘ toenails taped to it. [tooFab]

- ‘Sherlock’ Season 3 Has A Trailer [BuzzFeed]

- Luana Mourato is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Jamie Lynn Spears is a country singer now. [IDLYITW]

- Wait, isn’t Leilani Dowding a Scientologist? Can they wear holiday miniskirts? [Hollywood Tuna]

- And speaking of CoS, here’s the Child of Prophecy flipping off the paparazzi. [Celebslam]

- Good God, Candice Swanepoel‘s ass is amazing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Yeezus has another Sermon on The Mount. (Not a post about Kim Kardashian‘s ass.) [Amy Grindhouse]

- Disney owns Indiana Jones now, immediately wants to shit out fifth film. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The Indian 138 water ?

  2. Promoting a picture of Suri walking alone?
    Paparazzi who stalk kids should be labeled stalkers.

    Kinda took the enjoyment out of Pamada’s Gallery.

    • JC

      Your brave stance against paparazzi, while commenting on a blog filled with paparazzi photos, has been noted. Your moral compass is truly infallible.

  3. 40 plus and looking good.

  4. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Daaaaamn go ahead Padma!

  5. Cowboy Ninja

    Glory upon us. Another week of jackass comments, moronically brilliant innuendoes, and bikinis. Mostly bikinis…. My God, I need a life.

  6. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    RickNasty69
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells like Fish Masala…yummy!

  7. Piece of shit gold digging whore that preys on old billionaires. Horrible human being.

  8. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Jeebus H. Christ
    Commented on this photo:

    This is exactly why I watch Top Chef

  9. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    TechNut
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells like Curry!

  10. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    So fine, she gotta smack it her own damn self.

  11. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She packed her nipples and left.

  12. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Dick Thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Fuck Batman !
    She looks delicious ! ! ! !
    So friggin’ natural and normal looking, fuckin’ gorgeous.

  13. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Dick Thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to lick her whole body.

  14. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Dick Thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to pull out and ejaculate on her belly.

  15. Padma Lakshmi Bikini
    Dick Thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy Nipples.

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