Good Morning, Padma Lakshmi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2013

- Jessica Biel will birth Justin Timberlake a child or die get cheated on constantly trying. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco takes a step backward from jizzing on Batman’s face by doing almost-nudes. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus‘ older sister is apparently someone that exists and is way hotter than her. [Fishwrapper]

– Somewhere Taylor Swift just jabbed a doll with Harry Styles‘ toenails taped to it. [tooFab]

- ‘Sherlock’ Season 3 Has A Trailer [BuzzFeed]

- Luana Mourato is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Jamie Lynn Spears is a country singer now. [IDLYITW]

– Wait, isn’t Leilani Dowding a Scientologist? Can they wear holiday miniskirts? [Hollywood Tuna]

– And speaking of CoS, here’s the Child of Prophecy flipping off the paparazzi. [Celebslam]

– Good God, Candice Swanepoel‘s ass is amazing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Yeezus has another Sermon on The Mount. (Not a post about Kim Kardashian‘s ass.) [Amy Grindhouse]

– Disney owns Indiana Jones now, immediately wants to shit out fifth film. [FilmDrunk]

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