So Who Wants To See Jax Teller Turn Into A Transformer And Punch Sea Creatures In The Face?

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2012

The trailer for Guillermo Del Toro‘s Pacific Rim popped up online last night which is apparently the long-awaited tale of some sort of mecha warriors battling Ninja Gaidens while collecting Pokemon if I’m reading this synopsis right. (No Gamera, no deal, Del Toro. These are my terms.) Anyway, it stars Charlie Hunnam, Jax from Sons of Anarchy, as the only white guy in Japan who knows robot samurai fighting which he then uses to punch the shit out of a bunch of giant sea creatures from another dimension because Stringer Bell wants him to “cancel the apocalypse.” So already I can see my brain sitting home alone when this thing comes out, drinking a white wine and wondering what would’ve happened if it stayed with its college sweetheart. Maybe they’re on Facebook…