P. Diddy sneaks a peak at Jessica Biel’s rack

January 19th, 2007 // 141 Comments
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Yeah I’d probably be staring too. Either that, or trying to mash my face between them while making motorboat noises. But that’s me. I’m classy.

Thanks to Scotty for the tip, and for constantly beaming people up all the time..


  1. sexybitch

    #99 He’s still using drugs because he’s trying to forget it.

  2. 99. That’s what a sister gets for swallowin’ some toxic splooge.

    I should know, this one time, at band camp, …

  3. Elwood

    Yeah, “sneaks” a peek…that’s gotta suck getting caught like that.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    I don’t know if anybody here, reads or watches The Boondocks. Those writers have a pretty good grasp of how “nigger” can be a pejorative to encompass not black or ghetto people but, fucking stupid shit (some of which did originate from the ghetto) but that has been adopted by MANY suburban white folk.
    An example is a bit they did on “nigger technology,” and what they mean by it is any technology that’s useless, example:phone texting;same goes for behavior, example: holding a fucking gun sideways; and attitude, example: see wiggas.

  5. danielle

    (crickets, flies and bubblegum)

    Seriously,

    You ignorant plastic people can yap all ya want about how black people didn’t “contribute” to modern society “technological advances” if ya want to. We know the truth.

    Thieves- look this up and a pic of Casper will be right next to it representing all the chalk covered, horse-faced shit for brains that pollute the earth like toxic waste.

    ie: Whitey McBright’s…and by “bright” I mean…blindingly fugly…and by Fugly I mean…fuckin’ ugly.

  6. BarbadoSlim

    ^Ah, perfect example, “nigger postings” to me they’re basically non-postings to be passed over.

  7. danielle

    Then why do KEEP responding, dumbass CrackerFuck?

    Go back to school…and by “school” I mean…that whole behind that dumpster aka your “house.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    You are the very definition of useless nigger.

    enjoy.

  9. danielle

    So I guess defining you would be summed up in these words:

    enjoy.

  10. Truthseeker013

    Lowlands, I applaud you.

    Re the pic, caption- “Am I not human?”

  11. sexybitch

    #104,106 You have to appreciate the irony behind someone ranting about “shit for brains” and telling people to go back to school…and not knowing the difference between “hole” and “whole”.

    What an asswhole.

  12. widman

    To Danielle YOU ARE NOW A RACIST YOU ARE THE THING YOU HATE MOST HAPPY NOW. Just because their are some a h**les on here doesnt mean you have to be. If you think we have stringy hair why do most black woman wear HAIR WEAVE. THE BLACK DOES CRACK LOOK AT JANET JACKSON! WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO GET NOSE JOBS ONLY TO LOOK LIKE THE JACKSONS MESSED UP FALLING NOSE and wear colored contacts. I think there are BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN EVERY RACE. I DONT THINK WHITES NEEDS TO BE TAN and I dont think Blacks need surgery or weave. EVERY LOOKS BETTER WHEN THEY ARE Not trying to be some thing they are not. I am sure will still be racist but remember that hate breeds more hate:)

  13. TJH

    Yup, it’s degenerated AGAIN. Folks have taken advantage of a non-moderated site, AGAIN. Superfish doesn’t have time to read and kick off the garbage; he’s probably got a real job and does this part time for the kicks.

    Here we go, what’s next, the old “fatherless welfare negroes are destroying the country” and “cracker owes me an apology for slavery”…

    Guess folks will abandon this and go back to Dlisted and the other copy sites…maybe that “crabbiesblogspot” guy who tries to snag folks to his lame celeb-slamming site…

    Too bad.

  14. wedgeone

    But why has this thread degenerated? Because some ignorant, down home girl decided not to remain above the garbage that someone spewed forth, but instead decided to match hate with hate. By doing so, she once again demonstrated her lack of comprehension of the English language and basic principles of logical thought, thereby justifying the very post she sought to condemn.
    Malcolm X and Dr. King would be proud of you Damyell. No wait, scratch that. They’d be the first to toss you under the bus. When are you going to learn that every time you post your “reverse racism”, you only give the “crackers” more fuel to burn you with. Just keep your mouth shut, and rise above the hate!!
    Not sure who originally said it, but it sums your character up quite nicely:

    TWATWAFFLE!!

  15. DieFrau

    You guys are silly, he’s staring at her Adam’s apple.

  16. wedgeone

    I mean look at this plethora of self incrimination:
    - as you call someone a “dumbass CrackerFuck” you say it in a grammatically incorrect sentence: “Then why do KEEP responding, ….” Should not the word “you” appear before the word “KEEP”?
    - You write “Thieves- look this up and a pic of Casper will be right next to it ….”. Look what up? Thieves? Ghost? Caucasian? You make no sense.
    - Refer to post #110
    - Understanding the crickets and flies comments is easy enough, but “bubblegum? WTF is that supposed to imply? There is no pop culture reference to bubble gum in response to someone speaking commonly available!

    I can’t take it anymore!! Someone please make her chew on a boomstick so that she stops polluting this site with her idiocy!!!!

    (BTW – boomstick is a term that hard core gamers will understand, Damyell. Don’t think about it for too long – you’ll make your sphincter cramp up!)

  17. gossipgirl010

    Superficial! Have you been taking spelling lessons from Paris Hilton? I believe the proper usage of “peak” is supposed to be “peek.”

  18. BarbadoSlim

    It’s flabbergasting to me Wedge, I’ve never even referred to this person and never taken any part of the usual gangbangs she’s taken here. And, I was referring to, The Boondocks,a series created by a BLACK MAN and I’m part black so WTF!!?!?!/

  19. Binky

    Sorry… been like busy… a few daze…
    Which one is ‘Puffy’ ?

  20. Binky

    Yikes – I’m sounding like Colbear. I Don’t See Colour (Color for you Yanks)
    “If you’re an act – what am I ?”(to Bill O’R last Thursday..)
    The line of the year so far (…ok after 3 weaks)
    But where do you go from here….?

  21. Binky

    ( If in doubt – skip the first hundred comments )

  22. Binky

    “If you’re an act – what am I ?”
    Kinda puts a bit of a prob with media ‘watchdog on democracy’ thing into perspective…
    Or not.
    (How many actors do you need to trash the place ?)

  23. RichPort

    danYELL, I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. And then I will lick your canker-bejewelled hairy taint. danYUM!

  24. Kristin

    Danielle is a cunt.

  25. Binky

    Get out more

  26. James

    #37 is right on the money, TNB. Biel was previously reported to be a coal burner anyway. All self hating multiculturalist losers need to shut the fuck up. You’re just jealous because there are still plenty of proper white folks in America who know this is wrong and are legally protected and entitled to voice their opinions. Freedom of speech and expression. Famous white female = coal burning whore, nuff said.

  27. jrzmommy

    What a bunch of whining sniveling liberals, calling everybody racist or – my favorite – “heterosexist.” Go huddle together under your AIDS quilt. I think it’s over at TR Knight’s house.

  28. jrzmommy

    127 — The AIDS quilt thing is funny, but not my handy work, alas.

    Danielle, are you implying that black people can run countries better than the crackahs? (“You can’t even “run” a country”) just stop. Just stop now. Stop and go to the library and read about the decolonization of the African continent.

    Do they really breed such racists at Trinity College in DC?

  29. sexybitch

    #128 Does this make any sense, either? “And, amongst other grotesque things: you smell, pass out STD’s like party favors, rape babies, OD on heroin, commit suicide, are gay…”

    This is just too seriously stupid even for Trinity – I bet she’s been expelled.

  30. jrzmommy

    Sexy, nope, complete nonsense to me. I don’t think she even goes to Trinity. If she does indeed go to school, I’m going on my original position that she’s a Metro Red Line jockey and attends UDC OR she might go to Strayer at night. But I don’t think so. She’s entirely too much of a dummy.

  31. RichPort

    Jrz, maybe we need to remind damnYELL that going to the public library on Trinity street reallly isn’t the same fucking thing.

    Great Boondocks reference Slim… I especially like the one with Sam Jackson: Bitches love smileys…

  32. PrettyBaby

    #38 and #53 Actually you two have something in common-
    TNB is scared to death of black men pouring the dick in white women and DanYELL hates the thought of a white woman riding the black man’s high hard one leaving the black woman in the dust. *sigh*
    Come one people- say it with me–

    *crickets*

  33. sigmanu

    Who cares Diddy is a fucking tool. He is in the 95% of blacks that ruin the planet. Fucking jigga boo. Yea, look @ his music. PRESS PLAY LOL. Fucking loser. He’s a real rapper alright. He went to HOWARD UNIVERSITY and he cheats on his baby’s momma left and right. He banged Aubrey from DK and Cassie from his former label. Wow he uses his leverage to fuck broads. He can’t get them himself because nobody wants black negro from Howard.

  34. Dumptruck

    Is that Benson?

  35. jrzmommy

    BENSON!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  36. whatRwordsworth

    Why is it that any time there is even the slightest opening for racist comments some are made? I enjoy quality racial (or even racist) humor as much as the next fella (see # 134), but if you can’t be funny, why waste our time?

    Despite the mannish shoulders, she’s so fiery.

  37. doodee head

    That’s all well and good.

  38. lol, i’m surprised he didn’t just start licking them uncontrollably

  39. p diddy

    p diddy fucked her…she likes black cock like all other 16-20 brainwashed white girls who listen to rap

  40. Rcoxx4u

    Jessica Biel has always desored (BBC) big black cocks. It is written all over her face. She knows white men care more for money, control and (faggots) other men! Yes he wants the white female; but remember she is definately with him! (Note how she is parading those perky breasts right in his face) Just look at how proud she is to entice that black buck!

  41. hahaha he cudnt stop himself frm peaking @ lovely boobs!!!! cant blame him, right guys? lol

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