P. Diddy is an 8-year-old girl

November 9th, 2008 // 70 Comments

P. Diddy celebrated his 39th birthday and Barack Obama’s presidential victory at Mansion night club in New York Tuesday night. Diddy apparently had a diva moment when he saw the decor and started flipping out on the decorator. Thank God, Jay Z showed up with a pony and chilled everybody out. Okay, that didn’t happen. It was a jet made of diamonds. Page Six reports:

“He was given a budget of $7,000 and 12 hours to create an all-white décor, including 1,000 white roses, blow-ups of Diddy and Barack Obama, and $2,000 of white fabric,” our spy said. “Diddy declared it dreadful and went into a major hissy fit, screaming, ‘Show me the receipts!’ and ‘Get the money back!’ to his assistant. Then he began ripping the fabric off the walls saying he hated it. He berated the poor young decorator to the point that the guy gave back $2,000 of the money he had spent.”

Hey, you know what’s a good thing to do after ripping up all the roses and taffeta at your birthday party? Get a Pap smear.

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  1. to First

    #5, you spend your days on this website to write in remarks about every race, it’s SO obvious you feel treatend by other races. Get a life, i would like to see your wife, i’m sure she’s a typical American girl, overweight, unintelligent and easy. If you knew anything about international relations you would know other countries, particularly those outside of Europe are oppressed by Caucasians , partically Americans and English so therefore they can’t exceed. But obvious you just look on the outside which is why there are many dumb American people like you around, ohh, we call them rednecks and white trash. How do you like your new 1/2 black president and his black wife? Again, you are losing your appeal slowly but surely.

  2. to First

    #5, you spend your days on this website to write in remarks about every race, it’s SO obvious you feel treatend by other races. Get a life, i would like to see your wife, i’m sure she’s a typical American girl, overweight, unintelligent and easy. If you knew anything about international relations you would know other countries, particularly those outside of Europe are oppressed by Caucasians , partically Americans and English so therefore they can’t exceed. But obvious you just look on the outside which is why there are many dumb American people like you around, ohh, we call them rednecks and white trash. How do you like your new 1/2 black president and his black wife? Again, you are losing your appeal slowly but surely.

  3. Thigh Highs

    “Mogul” or not, Diddy is a little bitch.

  4. Danklin24

    Jesus and here we thought Spencer was the epitome of douchenozzlery

  5. Liz

    NICELY PUT #40

  6. Um, what did he expect for $7,000 and 12 hours? Poor planning is all. And this was the reality show after the reality show.

  7. sunshine

    If this doesn’t prove he is gay, I don’t know what else there is. Temper tantrum at your gay birthday party. Sitting around doodling new names on your notebook margins. Wearing sunglasses indoors and big lady earrings. Making sure you have your manicure and pedicures and whatever else he waxes, plucks, shaves.
    Real men have a cooler full of beer and/or a keg, wings, chips, ESPN and wear jeans at their parties. Pufter Choonk ? Gay.

  8. White Power

    Hi #52 I just wanted to remind you that in school they teach of the glory of the world’s fromer Empires. Well once the torch was gained by the white race the rest of humanity hasn’t seemed quite up to the task of taking it out of our monstrous ugly white paws. Notice? Yeah you other guys just don’t seem to have the right stuff. So shut your face and go back into your little hut.
    Monkey.

  9. Nergull

    #5,46 and 58

    Why don’t you go to the shed and get granddaddy’s shotgun, put both barrels in your mouth and then pull the trigger. Make America a better place!!!

    You poor white trash piece of shit punk-ass bitch

  10. ACE

    What a fucking vag…. This nigger should clean the sand out of his vagina and shut the fuck up…. Oh and to everybody pissy about me sayin nigger…. you were just to scarred to say it yourself….. so fuck you

  11. Jennifer

    he had blow ups of himself and Barack Obama- who the hell does he think he is? This disgusting self delusional “rapper” isn’t good enough to lick the dirt off Barack’s shoes- he is obviously a miserable human being- go back in the gutter where you came from PUFFY

  12. HI

    AND HE IS A FUCKING LIL BITCH

  13. frankinsloth

    I wish P.Diddy would die in a fire

  14. malicious

    newsflash: just because someone is moody and hysterical that does not make them
    a) a woman (or a ‘pussy’ as all you sexists prefer to put it)
    b) gay
    it’s a shame that in the year 2008 calling someone a woman or gay are still considered a great way to insult.

  15. Nergull

    I be the son of 2 apes. My momma be havin a big ass and my daddy a nice long dick fo da Hoes. I hates da white man. I gots lots of street cred 2
    I is a niggah.

  16. Steven Tyler

    Eat the Rich.

  17. Matt

    I think Diddy may have a vagina.

  18. on the contrary: “THE PHYSICAL PART IS A TEN YEAR OLD”, folks!!

  19. white girl

    You know, I hate to admit it, but I can’t blame him; at an event celebrating a black artist and the first black president, all white decorations do seem a little contradictory.

  20. will

    Diddy is a bitch…. but the comments are way more entertaining then the article! I mean wow.

    To all of those with vicious insults directed toward demographics; wake up to the power of your comments. While they might be funny to you and your friends try saying it to someone in person…. You wouldn’t would you? Why not?

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