Ozzy Osbourne says he’s angry that Pete Doherty – who was recently dumped by supermodel Kate Moss for his ongoing drug use – is unwilling to quit his wild lifestyle.
Ozzy says: “I get angry seeing this little f***ing junkie, Pete Doherty. Doesn’t he realise that if he carries on he’s gonna die?” Ozzy also talked about his experience with groupies, saying “When the thought of sex finally filtered through the haze of booze, all the good-looking groupies had gone home. You’d wake up and there’d be this thing lying there looking like something Picasso had painted on a bad day.”
There’s a joke here somewhere about pots and kettles (not to mention black), but suffice it to say that the only advice Ozzy is really qualified to give is on eating vomit, pissing on the Alamo, or turning your daughter into a hungry muppet. The thought of him having sex with anything is kinda terrifying.

























I feel bad for the girls that woke up next to HIM, not vice-versa.
Ozzy cleaned up pretty well. I’d say he’s uniquely qualified to say something like that. Having been a king of druggies himself and having done the hard work of getting off the stuff, I think his opinion carries real weight. I mean, if I was on the drugs and Ozzy Ozbourne is quoted publicly saying I should get off the stuff, I’d be worried about myself. You never really want the thought to cross Ozzy Ozbourne’s mind that you’re on the same path he was and he should do something about it. That’s bad.
Anyone know how he met his wife.
She was the daughter of rock and roll entrepreneur Don, and Hope Arden. She met Ozzy Osbourne at the age of 17, while working as a receptionist for her father, who was the manager of Black Sabbath.
When Ozzy was fired from Black Sabbath, Sharon took over his management. They were married in Maui, Hawaii on July 4, 1982. Sharon and Ozzy bought out Ozzy’s contract from her father in that year for GBP 1.5 million, a move that tarnished her relationship with her father for nearly 20 years. Sharon was so estranged from her parents that when her mother died in 1998 she had not met her grandchildren, and Sharon did not attend the funeral. However, she and Don Arden were reconciled in 2001 after Sharon had glimpsed him on a Los Angeles Street.
Wow, he should talk to his wife about the importance of family instead of worrying about some junkie/crackehead he’s not even related to.
Considering what Ozzy and Black Sabbath did for music and its now pathetic mainstream embodiment. He could comment on Gods infected vagina lips and spit on mexican babies for looking at him wrong.
Why I picked mexicans babies? just because I can.
Why do they call Ozzy the ‘Prince of Darkness’?
Because no one blacks out more than Mr.Osborne when on a bender.
I seriously want to see Ozzy on television again. But this time, without the family.
Here’s my idea:
Ozzy, Keith Richards and Bob Dylan get together and form an hour long “talk” show that’s put up against Oprah “Windbag” Winfrey’s show.
I think this concept has the word “hit” written all over it. Or maybe an ‘s’ ought to be placed in front of the word “hit”? Either way, someone has to fill in the HUGE void Jerry Springer’s absence will leave.
He freakin’ looks like Cher in this pic. Yikes!
For all the strangeness that surrounds this man, he really isn’t that odd. He was a rock star, lived the rock star life. He didn’t always look like he does now. Alice Cooper doesn’t look great at this age either, with his makeup on.
Osbourne has decent morals, even if he goes about it in an unorthodox way. He cares about his family like any other father would.
People who have no idea what/who Black Sabbath was still know who Ozzy is..that says something about him..what, I’m not sure, he has staying power, so he has to be doing something right
That’s the nastiest sesspool of a gene pit I’ve ever seen, and it should be immediately irraticated by the English version of the CDC.
I get angry seeing Ozzy’s vile family and their constant self-promotion and blindness to their own lack of talent, and indeed, worth as human beings. Can’t he address *this* pressing issue instead?
I absolutely agree with Alteaon.
Ozzy’s antics was then, this is now. I cannot blame the children for being messed up, they had been raised in Ozzy’s old life. What do you people expect?
However, I have to agree that drug and life style advice from the Prince of Darkness is not exactly the best place to look.