Ozzy Osbourne Is A Sex Addict. Gross.
Ozzy Osbourne was recently caught having an affair with a hairdresser – one of many he’s been apparently having over the years – so naturally he took a good, honest look at his life and went, “I’m 67 years old. Why am I still chaining myself to an archaic institution that made sense when people died before they turned 30? The kids are grown, Sharon and I can still share a deep friendship thanks to the life we’ve had together, and let’s face it, I’m fucking rich. The world is my oyster. My gross, gross oyster.” Except, just kidding, he blamed sex addiction a.k.a. having a penis. PEOPLE reports:
“Over the last six years, Ozzy Osbourne has been dealing with a sex addiction,” a rep for the Black Sabbath singer tells PEOPLE exclusively.
“He is sorry if Ms. Pugh took their sexual relationship out of context,” continues the statement. “He would like to apologize to the other women he has been having sexual relationships with. Out of the bad comes good. Since his relationship with Ms. Pugh was exposed, Ozzy has gone into intense therapy.”
Continues the statement: “Ozzy is mortified at what his behavior has done to his family. He thanks God that his incredible wife Sharon is at his side to support him.”
You may now enjoy the rest of your day trying not to think about Ozzy Osbourne having old people sex all over town. SHARON!