Owen Wilson is doing his best to prove he’s not using drugs. He’s even gone as far as keeping the bathroom door open at all times no matter where he’s at. Page Six reports:
The recently hospitalized “Darjeeling Limited” star attended a ball in honor of artist Takashi Murikami. “He was with a girl with blond highlights,” said our spy, “and he went to the bathroom and peed with the door open.”
What’s so unusual about that? I keep the door open all the time when I use the bathroom. Whether at home or in public. Mostly to inspire people. You know, they see my physique and wonder how I keep myself looking like the Greek god Adonis. So I make sure everyone knows I’m not on steroids. Nope, it’s actually the human growth hormone which I inject straight into my chest with a turkey baster. My tears mean it’s working.
Stoney | November 1, 2007 at 6:31 pm
nasty
Natalie | November 1, 2007 at 6:32 pm
First!?!
veggi | November 1, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I don’t see the picture. It isn’t there!!!! Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding. I don’t guess I care that much.
I like Owen and his fucked up nose.
Stoney | November 1, 2007 at 6:33 pm
nice try
Annabel | November 1, 2007 at 6:36 pm
And… who cares about Owen Wilson?
veggi | November 1, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I do! I do! He’s funny shit. I would make awkward sexual advances toward him.
Biggus Dickus | November 1, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Are they sure this person didn’t just confuse his nose with his dick? Maybe he was snorting lines on the toilet seat and they thought he was draining the dragon.
Eye-Dish Lass | November 1, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Owen – I love love love love (and love) U! Have we not ALL figured out by now that being a grown-up, whether w/fame and weath or even if no one knows who the F your broke ass is, it just SUCKS. It’s hard as hell and joy is only for those w/hope for the future. That sh** is OVER past 25!
LL | November 1, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Um, don’t dudes kinda routinely whip it out (in public restrooms) and whiz right in front of other guys all the time? I’m not saying they enjoy it (though sometimes I wonder), and I know they don’t normally do it in front of chicks they don’t live with, but what’s the big deal? Maybe he was giving her a look-see at the goods. I’d say that’s mighty considerate of him. You wanna know what you’re dealing with ahead of time without actually having to commit. In fact, I think all guys should have to show the schlong on the first date and let the chick decide whether or not she wants to bother continuing. I think that’s only fair. That would actually be kind of awesome. Is there some website where you can look somebody up and get measurements and reviews from previous partners? If there isn’t, there should be.
Italian Stallion | November 1, 2007 at 7:16 pm
This news is stupid, what a pisser……..
SaraDevil | November 1, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I’m surprised you even cry tears anymore Fish. I was thinking you would cry ambrosia that granted eternal life.
Feckless | November 1, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Ignorance and apathy. I don’t know and I don’t care.
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2007 at 10:27 pm
I don’t get it. This the perfect time to show your knobbled nose in a Legal way to people and even get some reward for it!! HALLOWEEN!! What do you think figuring as the famous “Pinokkio” or “Catweazle” would have done!!
h | November 1, 2007 at 10:36 pm
The best part of this site is the author’s ‘afterthoughts,’ which have a tendency to veer completely off-track. Whoever you are, thank you.
Story | November 2, 2007 at 12:48 am
He can pee on Britney Spears and I still will not watch it. But I cantt speak for everyone here.
gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2007 at 8:55 am
You’re a REAL moron in person. Do you think entire America is stupid or something? Ofcoutse you don’t take Cocaine when shitting. But if you do, I think your SHIT just blurps out. There are plenty and plenty of other places aivalable. This proves again you’re an PATHETIC and LYING ASSHOLE!!
AmberDextrose | November 2, 2007 at 9:28 am
I can’t help thinking… Proboscis Monkey
Dick Richards | November 2, 2007 at 11:56 am
Look, pissing with the bathroom door open is, like, the sixth step in Twelve-Step. Public urination is right behind public defication. You actually have to shit in front of a church congregation, though. I know all about twelve-step; my brother’s a junky.
OwenWilson | November 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm
#15 – I have pee’d on Britney Spear. Like why not ally my celebrity friends have. Hell If I hadn’t well what would my friends have said. When Colin Farrel pissed on Brit I thought I’d shit. By the way Britney loves it and eats whoppers while it happens.
selina | November 17, 2007 at 3:53 am
i saw this news on a site called sugarcupid.com before.