Rumors are spreading that Owen Wilson is getting ready to propose to Kate Hudson after he was spotted shopping for an engagement ring Friday with his mom at the Harry Winston in Dallas.
“They were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring,” said our witness. Though the bauble was an engagement band, a rep for Wilson said, “Owen’s mother was looking for jewelry for herself.”
I was gonna post some pictures of Owen Wilson but I figured you’d rather see some old shots of Kate Hudson in a bikini than a documented butt licker. Did I make the right choice? Only time – and possibly your erection – will tell.
buzz_clik | November 28, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Fuh-fuh-fuh-FIRST.
Ruby | November 28, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Great bod for having a baby!
enfilade | November 28, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I’d hit it!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Italian Stallion | November 28, 2006 at 1:24 pm
This broken-nose-motherfucker does know Pamela is single now, right?
serial snarkalec | November 28, 2006 at 1:24 pm
You’d think the pecs would be bigger the way she can curl the kid. Go figure.
buzz_clik | November 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Are these guys even hot enough as a couple to warrant comment? It just seems like such a banal union to me. Then again, what’s the lesser of two evils: average stories about a ho-hum Hollywood couple, or blisteringly horrid (yet very comment-worthy) glimpses of Britters’ snatch?
P.S. You leave my possible erection out of this. That spam email guaranteed that the product would work, and I’m gonna keep applying the cream until Mr Winky twitches, alright?
girl69 | November 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm
owen looks sexy!!! he really got in shape. i wonder why he’s wearing a 2-piece?
jrzmommy | November 28, 2006 at 1:39 pm
she’s gotta thing for ugly guys, what can I say.
Fisher55 | November 28, 2006 at 1:41 pm
as boring as co-co & dav-arq
jesseeca | November 28, 2006 at 1:43 pm
only in hollywood do people get engaged before their divorce is even final.
Alex | November 28, 2006 at 1:50 pm
*sigh*
If only Chris looked more like a surfer, they would have lasted. Come to think of it, if he looked like anything other than a Skeksi…
Braintrustfund | November 28, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Cutest Flatchested Milf Divorcee Evar!
mikeski | November 28, 2006 at 2:22 pm
My pants are tight.
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 2:41 pm
i would hit that so hard, the first person to pull me back out would be proclaimed the king of england.
Giggles | November 28, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Kate looks great, but the boy is in desperate need of a haircut.
whitenavel | November 28, 2006 at 2:48 pm
I’d eat that ass. And enjoy it.
CelebSlam.com | November 28, 2006 at 3:01 pm
She needs implants
http://www.celebslam.com
Jill | November 28, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Kate and Owen are both hot.
frenchtoaststix | November 28, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Well, just looking at engagement jewelry doesn’t mean one is automatically engaged. Like, Paris could just look at a bottle of Hypnotiq but that doesn’t mean she’s automatically going to pour it on Hohan’s tits and lick it off. Oh, wait…
And Kate, get your son’s prissy hair cut. He looks too much like his fugly daddy that way.
ImaCracka | November 28, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Imagine the flat chested crooked nose little freaks they will have………
S.P.F.R.S. | November 28, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Owen who?
HolisticWisdomcom | November 28, 2006 at 6:39 pm
They would make a wacky couple. What do you think? Two-three months?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
happy_bunny | November 28, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Didn’t she just break up with that hairy guy like a week ago?
And by the by, I love that Kate Hudson never got breast implants.
happy_bunny | November 28, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Didn’t she just break up with her baby daddy just a few days ago?
And I love that she never got implants. I hope she never does.
happy_bunny | November 28, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Sorry for the duplicate post. It didn’t show up the first time. :/
Googolygoo | November 28, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Since I’m not a latent homosexual pedophile into flat-chested girls whose bodies resemble 13 year old boys, sorry, no erection to report.
And she’s a gal who DEFINITELY needs make-up to maintain the illusion that she’s as attractive as her 61 year old mother.
DmdFreak | November 28, 2006 at 11:02 pm
If I were him, I would lick her ass too…
llllllllll | November 29, 2006 at 6:50 am
This broad has absolutely no lips and tits.
P.S. Goldie Horn’s smile is the most annoying shit on planet earth
llllllllll | November 29, 2006 at 6:53 am
#13-why does Anchorman come to mind? hahaha
llllllllll | November 29, 2006 at 6:56 am
Yes I said Horn not Hawn…she is the devil
Mike | December 1, 2006 at 8:31 am
She needs to get butt implants.
Eye-Dish Lass | December 1, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Cute baby.
HollywoodSnark | March 28, 2007 at 8:31 am
meh, not a big deal
london of links | March 25, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Cute baby.