Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston: Kate who?

March 12th, 2008 // 62 Comments

Owen Wilson is apparently tired of Kate Hudson’s heavenly ass and is moving on to Jennifer Aniston. The two are currently filming Marley & Me in Miami and their on-screen romance is moving off-screen, according to Star: Or at least easily rumored to be thanks to tons of pictures of them, oh, I dunno, playing husband and wife:

“The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling,” one crew member tells Star. “They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.”

It looks like Owen Wilson is picking up Brad Pitt’s leftovers. In the future, look for Owen to be romantically linked to Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and finally George Clooney. What? You know it happened. Or was that a dream I had which I vowed never to tell anyone… Ah, shit.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. GOD, JEN LOOKS CUTE HERE. LOOK AT THAT SWEET FACE. WHAT A DOLL. OWEN IS ONE LUCKY GUY!

  2. Igottabemeeee

    The giant nose and too-close-together eyes look is reminiscent of a mosquito, no?

  3. hell yeah

    owen is still crazy. the fact that women still want to bang him proves that they are crazier than men.

  4. Kimberly

    I can’t believe they chose those two dirtbags to star in a movie adaptation of one of my favorite books!!!!!!!!!!

  5. JR

    THEY ARE FILMING A MOVIE IDIOT’S MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  6. meggie

    Lauren #2: You are correct that it would suck for Kate if it was true. But it’s not true. We’re talking Star magazine here, alright? To believe anything they print is tantamount to having *&^% for brains.

    Sorry, not trying to insult you, but it’s a wake-up call to people who read this stuff to take it with a grain of salt. The only reason why bloggers such as “The Superficial” print the stuff they know to be untrue is to simply get hits to their websites and increase revenues from their blogads. Whether something is true or not is irrelevant to them. The more controversy the more money.

  7. Candy Ass= Psycho

    Wow, Candy ass is a little desperate and maybe takes these postings a little too seriously. You are the one of those people that stalks these celebrities and sends them fan mail. Time to go back on the meds and relax. Some actual human friends might help. You are very scary.

  8. Phil

    Good luck to them both and if they make it as a twosome FANTASTIC if they don’t so what they are mega stars and can take their pick from MILLIONS of good looking people who will do anything to be with them.

  9. Walkin’ the dog… You’re doing it wrong!

  10. Muchluv

    She’s trying to dress like Kate Hudson. “Let’s raid Goldie Hawn’s wardrobe, then visit Willy Wonka and do the reverse of the incredible shrinking machine and blow up these clothes into 10x its size and let them drape off our bodies”. That hobo-look.

  11. kayte

    is the day ever going to come when people realize these couples are conveniently linked at the time their movie is being made only to attract movie goers??? c’mon people we are smarter than that …. it is all agents and contacts done to make $$$$$$

  12. Nina

    What the hell as she done to her face. If you go to the right sites you will find who the real jen is. Believe me she ain’t gonna be friends with you. She’s a high maintenence neurotic self absorbed bitch. Not to mention has a very well known coke habit. Apart from lisa kudrow all friend’s cast are assholes in real life. C cox abuses the help and has david’s balls in a jar and matt le blanc is just an ass. Schwimmer and perry are just full of themselves. As for jen, adam duritz and tate donovan have very low opinions of miss aniston and they were her fiance and boyfriend for a number of years.

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