Owen Wilson looks guilty

August 16th, 2006 // 43 Comments

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson were spotted leaving Hugo’s PIzza Restaurant while they were promoting their movie in Sydney, Australia back in late July. And the guilty looks on both their faces suggest it was more than just a friendly dinner. Although if I had a reputation for being an obsessive butt licker I’d probably cover up my face in shame too. It’s a wonder he can even look himself in the mirror, let alone walk around in public. He looks like he was just caught masturbating. Which is understandable because I’d probably be doing the same thing if I was having dinner with Kate Hudson. You know, under the table. Or in the bathroom. Or, as is usually the case, on top of the table spinning wildly and yelling, “You like that? You like that?!”

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  1. JammyDodger

    first?!

  2. joker13

    1st

  3. Rimmer

    She must have been licking his butt. Look at how that hair is parted in the middle.

  4. Fugurself

    If I were Owen I’ll do her too….marriage or not…children or not….do her till she walks funny

  5. JammyDodger

    I bet she licked his ass for like 5 hours…then he probably sharted on her face…thats why she has dark ‘roots’

  6. Verbal Osmosis

    Owen wiping the sweat off his brow from a marathon butterscotch session.

  7. He looks suspiciously like he does two posts down.

    Only with his arm in front of his face!

  8. Brak

    You must link to the Butterscotch Man’s butt-lick confession. It’s my favorite news bit to date!

  9. RichPort

    Can’t blame anyone for wanting to lick her. I can, however, blame HER for wanting to lick HIM. Bad Kate Hudson! Bad Kate Hudson! As punishment, I shall lick her.

  10. Kate is working the “after sex glow”

    http://www.celebslam.com

  11. jrzmommy

    “Spokespersons, on your marks…..get set….EXPLAIN!”
    LET THE BAD P.R. BEGIN…….

  12. Well if you LOOK guilty you must BE guilty right? Especially if you like butt licking! However that would mean there are a lot of guilty people in the world. Scary.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  13. Fugurself

    Owen is a butt munch, a fooking idiot,
    she’s a hawt MILF and he should be shot on site for
    fuckin’ up a hot piece of MILF ass.

    But really this story will have been more interesting if it involved a tub of KY, a double-ender, a donkey and some nipple clamps

  14. jrzmommy

    I mean, she didn’t even trade UP. She went with a total lateral move — if that. I dunno. Goldie needs to have a talk with her.

  15. polypam

    Owen Wilson is a hot piece of ass. You get yours, Kate!

  16. She’s not that attractive.

  17. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    @15 Owen Wilson a hot piece of ass?? Excuse me while I break my nose in 3 places so I look like that “hot piece of ass”. Fucker has the ugliest nose I have ever seen. And Kate, I’d fuck her.

  18. SuperShallow

    okay, so I wouldn’t let him lick my butt for the whole two hours but I’ll admit the idea turns me on…
    I like the idea of taking a total loser and fucking his brains out until he’s crosseyed…cuz I’m hot and I can. But I run into a problem when they want to hang around…that sucks.

  19. SuperShallow

    yeah his nose is weird and ugly… I’d still do him

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  21. RichPort

    #17 – Yea, apparently I have to hit myself on the side of the head with a cinder block to be considered as hot as this muppet looking mop head. I’ve licked a couple of gluts in my dat, but 2 hours? Who wants to risk a sprained tongue?

  22. AmericanMcKrout

    She must really go for guts who smoke weed. Lord, who’s next? Woody Harrelson? David Lee Roth? What a waste of grade A pussy…

  23. AmericanMcKrout

    Oops, I meant ‘guys’.

  24. @17- don’t you think his nose looks like it’s been surgically altered? Like someone sewed the head of a dead guy’s penis on it.

  25. IFuckingHateYou

    Kate is fucking hot, I’d chew on those tiny titties for awhile, then make her play Sit N’ Spin.

  26. nc72

    Dude is so guilty! Underneath that arm he’d be lookin like this heh…

    http://www.exposay.com/owen-wilson-you-me-and-dupree-movie-premiere—arrivals/p/3322/26/

  27. purplepuppy

    Fuck whatever! As if Chris Robinson didn’t cheat on her like a million times while he was on the road. Maybe she’s just getting revenge! Go Kate go!!!

  28. Who knows what they had for dinner, but we all know what Owen’s having for dessert – chocolate starfish a’la Kate.

  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    They don’t look guilty, they look like they just saw the first 20 minutes of “You, Me and Dupree”. *tugs collar to one side and makes wretching face* Oy!

  30. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    I just don’t understand the appeal of that dork. He has a fucked up nose, a whiny pussy voice, and bad bodied to boot. So please ladies, tell me, what is it that makes this guy hot besides his Hollywood wallet? It must be the ass eating.

  31. 86

    He’s a scorpio.

  32. Eye-Dish Lass

    I hate when blondes date blondes – so GD boring. And GTF over URselves! U will NEVER “B” referred 2 as “Kowen” or “WilHudson.” Brangelina U ain’t. Cover UR GD faces only because they perhaps need make-up. These 2 needn’t “B” 2 worried about “B”eing seen 2gether cuz they are both unworthy of being “A” listers, but I suppose the bumbling, uncertain-act of Hugh Grant got a lil long in the tooth and Kate Hudson….well….dunno, think she’s somehow connected?! Hmmmmm. U 2 “B at Best” actors R as worthy of an American audience as David Hasselhoff is of his German one.

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Eye-Dish Lass, why isn’t your name “I-DsH” La$$ 2 B Kewl 4 Eva? Just wondering…

  34. commissioner

    @33

    Made my day. Thanks.

  35. Eye-Dish Lass

    Wow….You TOTALLY MODED me OshKosh. I ACCEPT that commenting on this sh** makes me a LOSER. U (no…not Y O U) COMMENTING ON ME makes you a major PATHETIC LOSER with a waistband so big it’s been confused for the rings of Saturn. Now POP that pulsating zit on your cellulite ass. Chill out baby, I know you’re stressed…only 14 more days until your GUV-MENT checks comes in. Ooooh-wee, how many “all you can eat SKRRRIMPS” can you eat?!

  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I eat so many skrimps I gots iodine eyes, and besides, I could never make as much money as you with your high-falutin’ career as a professional Jr. High yearbook signor.
    Good luck with that.

    Peace!:) 2 Kewl 4 Skewl! Luv 4 eva XOXO

  37. How can that MF’er lick an @sshole for 2 hours without his shlong-nose getting in the way? I call shananigans.

    ___
    G-Dub having an affair with Condi Rice?!!
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html

  38. Warren Rose

    How can that MF’er lick an @sshole for 2 hours without his shlong-nose getting in the way? I call shananigans.

    ___
    G-Dub having an affair with Condi Rice?!!
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html

  39. jrzmommy

    32–I H8 when chix type like a Prince song title. 4 real. it iz annoying. U need to stop B-ing such N unkewl @sshole that is 4 sure. dont worry– skewl starts real soon and all of your frenz will B back from vayKshun soon and you can IM them and text them all of ur retarded missives and B a MAJOR jerkoff and LOSER with them and leave the rest of us alone.

  40. Eye-Dish Lass

    Why so angry OshKosh? Do you NEVER text message?! It is just like Shorthand….try it…you could stroke your teeny peeny with one and “B 2 KEWL LIKE ME” when you type! Why focus your anger at me when your true anger is because you suffer from micro-penis? Relax – it could just be a big clit! Androgyny is H O T. It’s OK Pat.

  41. Eye-Dish Lass

    Why so angry OshKosh? Do you NEVER text message?! It is just like Shorthand….try it…you could stroke your teeny peeny with one and “B 2 KEWL LIKE ME” when you type! Why focus your anger at me when your true anger is because you suffer from micro-penis? Relax – it could just be a big clit! Androgyny is H O T. It’s OK Pat.

  42. pagebetty

    ======
    ====== Whatever. There’s nothing wrong with it. Her and Chris were probably already broken up. =========== I hope that they are very happy.

  43. ha ha….they look like they were caught with wet crotches…

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