An attorney for Owen Wilson tells Access Hollywood that Owen did slit his wrists, but contrary to reports there was no drug overdose and he didn’t get his stomach pumped. The attorney adds that Owen had been taking antidepressants, but he was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the time of the incident. And if you’re wondering if the 911 tapes will ever be released, the Santa Monica City Attorney’s office says no:
“In reaching this decision the City believes that in many instances no person should have to worry about whether placing a call for emergency assistance will automatically make his or her medical request open to public review,” the City Attorney’s office said in a press release late Wednesday. “In balancing the competing interests, the City agencies outweigh the public interest served by disclosure of the emergency 911 call. In situation such as this, the City concludes that the public is best served if medical attention is promptly sought instead of being delayed because of a concern, real or imagined, of public attention, regardless of whether that publicity is sympathetic or not.”
See, guys? All he did was slit his wrists. It’s not like he overdosed on drugs or anything. I bet all you guys who said he had problems must feel pretty embarrassed right about now.
wendy | August 30, 2007 at 5:32 pm
hehe..he did so
adonistic | August 30, 2007 at 5:32 pm
poor guy!
BIG | August 30, 2007 at 5:35 pm
HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG NIP SLIP
Binky | August 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Well – I hope the Beach Boys get back together so he gets over this funk.
(That Brian Wilson was a bit of a slug as well – Bad Vibrations?)
queenbuzz | August 30, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I bet he accidentally slipped and fell on the blades because he was distracted by Larry Craig tapping his feet in the bathroom.
Binky | August 30, 2007 at 5:40 pm
And come to think of it Mr. Wilson was always getting stressed out by Dennis the Menace.
Could see it coming to the family really.
tutti fruity | August 30, 2007 at 5:43 pm
he looks exactly like Ellen Degenerate
Jimbo | August 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Holla!
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm
What’s the big deal? Who hasn’t slit their wrists before? It doesn’t make me a MENTAL PATIENT!!!!
Italian Stallion | August 30, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I can’t believe Gonzo wants to kill himself, what a waist. Give me his money and a few movies. I could do much better and wouldn’t hate life like this poor waist of space and talent………….WTF?
Radar | August 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm
No doubt Frist. I hear ya!
Glad to see Owen is normal!!
NotSure | August 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Wow! Didn’t need drugs to slit his wrists. That’s amazing.
lambman | August 30, 2007 at 5:54 pm
well, EVERY Dr. will tell you that taking anti-depressents increases suicide attempts.
otherwise depressed people are too lazy to kill themselves
Lovely | August 30, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Can you have one without the other? I thought they went hand in hand… if he didn’t overdose, he’s doing it all wrong. There’s gotta be a manual out there on the proper way to kill yourself- and he apparently didn’t read it
ubee0173 | August 30, 2007 at 5:57 pm
he should really get some of those unicorn horns from the 6th dimension. in addition to giving chris angel his magic, they are also whats been keeping amy winehouses corpse walking, applying crappy makeup and doing drugs! see, theyre really great– sweet sweet necromancy! im tellin’ you, owen could really benefit here…
Devin | August 30, 2007 at 6:01 pm
He didn’t try to commit suicide, just like he didn’t sleep with a married Kate Hudson.
Binky | August 30, 2007 at 6:11 pm
That’s not a Police Report.
That’s the script to ‘Suicide Crashers’ that’s been bouncing around studios for a couple of days.
My people are saying either Will Farrell or Vince Vaughn will be playing Owen.
Jen | August 30, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Nobody cares what he really did, we just wish him all the best and speedy recovery, right people??? Can I have an AMEN??????
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Awww….that’s so cute, you care
proteon | August 30, 2007 at 6:42 pm
OMG whut a R-tard – he has all kindsa muney!!! whut a loser!!
Go look in teh mirror. Your so fucking fat the last thing you need to worry about is money.
alf oldland | August 30, 2007 at 6:44 pm
these are p.r. lies. the earlier reports are probably closer to the truth.
thanks for playing “hollywood.”
AO
Riotboy | August 30, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Riiiight.
/hopes ol’ boy gets well soon
Kimberlee-Shantel | August 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I hate Owan Wilson. And all celebrities, as of now.
I find it amusing how more celebrities … (Own Wilson, Kurt Cobaine…Etc) have commited, or tried to commit suicide compared to the number of homeless people. Celebrities have fambulous lives, and yes, have problems like everyone else but come on…They have roofs over their heads, food delivered to them on gold plates, and clothing that costs a billion dollars per thread where as homeless have a box over theirs, food served via trash can and clothes that were found on the street. If you’re going to kill yourself…Do it, but make sure you have a decent reason. Drug abuse and the loss of someone you pushed away isn’t a valid reason when there’s people worse off than you.
The world would be so much better sans les celebs.
…Im so heartless ;)
-Shantel <33
mejane | August 30, 2007 at 7:21 pm
owen is HOT! no matter what happened to him, he is still one of my favorites and i hope he is doing better. waiting for your return, owen!!
LL | August 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm
My feeling is people who try and fail to kill themselves are huge losers twice over. Once for trying to commit suicide and then again for failing. How hard can it be, in a city full of tall buildings, close to the ocean, for a person to kill himself? Owen clearly didn’t try hard enough. I don’t want him to off himself, I find him kind of appealing in the movies, but c’mon. Sounds like a giant “look at me!” more than a real suicide attempt. Owen, Kate’s not THAT awesome, get over it. Screw a bunch of groupies or strippers or whatever and get on with your (enviable, famous, affluent) life. Sorry, but unless you live in a slum and have to perform sexual favors to get money to eat, your life ain’t that bad.
Kimberlee-Shantel= Idiot (#23) | August 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm
You only get to insult someone if you can spell his name. Kimberlee-Shantel is a stupid cunt. See, that worked out ok. I bet your at Kinko’s and someone left SF.com up and you decided to give your 2 cents. Thanks for coming by.
El-Coyote | August 30, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Reports just in… Butterscotches thoughts at the time of the event…
Butterscotch: “If only I hadn’t told everyone about the rim jobs……”
(starts cutting…..)
woodhorse | August 30, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Fish is right to chastise us for zealotry and, to lessen my embarrasment, I am offering the following public service announcement
1) do not slit your wrist across – that will close off. You must slice your arm lenthwise along the veins to open them up enough to bleed to death.
2) although some anti-depressants are decently lethal, the best poison is Tylenol: just a handful and there’s no going back.
bonzo420 | August 30, 2007 at 8:28 pm
So I’m repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize “Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?”
fist!!
~ 420 ~
Faggot | August 30, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Oh my god, has anyone noticed if you look closely, you can see through his sunglasses and his right eye is BUGGING!
Joe Millionaire | August 30, 2007 at 9:10 pm
… and he seemed so normal …
http://testosterone-zone.com
methlabmolly | August 30, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Uh huh. Just like all the druggies in Hollywood go to rehab because they are “addicted to painkillers” and by painkillers I mean cocaine, meth, heroin, combo, whateva.
JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin | August 30, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Pretty well put, #23….
tommy salami | August 30, 2007 at 10:24 pm
owen looks like a young don imus in this pic. that is when don was strung out on booger sugar in the 70′s.
makes me wonder if ben stiller will try to kill himself, since their careers parallel each others.
tommy salami | August 30, 2007 at 10:30 pm
i would never kill myself for a flat chested woman kate hudson should be president of the I.B.T.C.( the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITEE)
ITS DISCO VIET- NAM…………………….( STARSKY AND HUTCH)
Kimberlee-Shantel | August 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
#26 :
As a matter of fact, I not only have offered tips that were advertized on this website, but I have been a fan of it for quite a while, I just don’t post as often as a lot of people on here because I am an adult, which by deffinition is someone that can carry a conversation without insulting another just because their oppinions clash.
You can call me a cunt, but sweetie I can leave satisfied that people saw my oppinion, accepted I think that way and moved on, where as they see you calling some girl a cunt instead of posting yours.
Anything else to add, contact me PERSONALLY, via e-mail.
Kimberlee-Shantel@Hotmail.com
Should you have nothing else to say, Much love. Get a life. <3
ocean park | August 30, 2007 at 11:08 pm
The SM CAO’s decision underscores their very own recent experience with the successful suicide of an extraordinarily amazing and SMART colleague. i can’t help but believe that had a positive effect on their opinion. if so, thank you CT.
Postal | August 30, 2007 at 11:17 pm
I always thought drugs were suppose to make folks more entertaining. I bet he was really just snorting Ajax or something.
Gadeval | August 30, 2007 at 11:51 pm
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
Gadeval | August 30, 2007 at 11:57 pm
For those easly offended please do not visit the website above.
FRIST!!! | August 31, 2007 at 2:39 am
Eh…I’ve already seen it
Owen Wilson | August 31, 2007 at 2:56 am
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn’t even know she was there she called my name
And I didn’t even hear it, and then she started screaming: OWEN! OWEN!
And I go:
What, what’s the matter
And she goes:
What’s the matter with you?
I go:
There’s nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don’t tell me that, you’re on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I’m not on drugs I’m okay, I was just thinking you know, why don’t you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you’re on drugs!
I go:
Mom I’m okay, I’m just thinking.
She goes:
No you’re not thinking, you’re on drugs! Normal people don’t act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you’re back, you’re treated like thieves
Drug you up because they’re lazy
It’s too much work to help a crazy
Moore | August 31, 2007 at 8:06 am
What’s up with you people who live lives of nagging, perpetual misery who somehow think people who suffer acute attacks of misery and actually act on it are losers? Since when is denial and inaction more noble? Besides, you’re missing the point: who cares if he tried and failed? Or that his effort wasn’t full-hearted? It doesn’t mean he didn’t want to die, it just means a part of him wants to live. You know how that goes– you’re willing to live with a shitty job, a boring, stressful relationship, no real friends and/ or money problems and never do a damned thing to change your situation, much less a half-assed suicide attempt, because you are a coward. Oooohhh yes, YOU are the loser, not Owen Wilson. You.
jrzmommy | August 31, 2007 at 9:03 am
I bet it wasn’t even wrist slashing. I bet he lashed out at the source of his self-loathing……..his Dicknose. He tried a facial castration……..a……a…..rhinocircumcision, if you will.
BaldAsBritney | August 31, 2007 at 10:24 am
Idiot, OD’ing sounds like alot more fun than slashing your wrists.
and #43 reading your ridiculous post makes me want to help you commit suicide
Ugly People Safaris | August 31, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I think he was just trying to cut a tomato. Dont wanna use too much pressure or everything squirts out, and too much sawing action might not give a crisp cut. Give a guy a break.. he was just making a salad when the knife slipped.
Muni Man | August 31, 2007 at 2:58 pm
That’s Bullshit! Everyone is just trying to cover it up! To be sober and try to slit your wrists is really fucking amazing!!! Now watch him go to rehab too!
Clementines | August 31, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Yeah .. it’s better to say he can’t keep a woman because he’s too repulsive than admit he’s addicted to something huh? Not that he hasn’t been seen drunk and wasted many a time..?
Katelyn | September 1, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Leave Owen alone. Is him not enjoying life so trying to end it entertainment to you?
Lilie | September 2, 2007 at 11:20 am
i hate when celebrities try to change the story. just say what really happend, admit it and no one is guna keep talking about it!