Need to get to a strip club but don’t have a car handy? No problem. Owen Wilson pedaled his mountain bike to Scores West Side where he parked his bike in the check room and then sat down for some lap dances. A source tells Page Six:
“After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him – Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again. Who needs Kate Hudson?”
Now that’s dedication. I’ve never found myself so desperate for breasts that I’d actually bike to a strip club. Then again I’m lazy. My house could be on fire and I’d have to think twice about leaving the couch. I’m actually posting this in my sleep. Impressed, ladies? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue.
Rich, #46, maybe if I had more pictures of naked men you would be more interested…..
Gee… This guy’s nose looks like a friggin’ penis! Scary…
Kate Hudson can do better.
Hell, Anne Heche can do better.
WHAT A DORK – GET YOUR TEETH CLEANED AND FIX YOUR NOSE!
What’s his nickname again? The Vanilla Pony or Butterscotch Stallion or sumpin’?
..I like his nose lol :[
Owen used to check into my hotel quite often and have strippers over (yawn) sheesh truth IS boring, he should have tipped me better, then I could have spiced it up more.
Imagine the strippers having to listen to Mr. “Lightning McQueen” ask for a lap dance. Walt Disney is crying from heaven…
@51 – You’re probably right. When I was fucking your dad in the ass yesterday, right before I stuck my filthy, racing striped boxers in his mouth, I was telling him “You know Bern’s a fucking queer, why no pictures of hot guys?” To which he responded “MMPPHHH!!! MMMPPHHH!!”. So yeah, you’re probably right.
He’s so fucking ugly! kate, he did you a favor, I know that the penis was good, and all, but please, he’s no looker!
Ugly as hell.
I wonder if Kate would ride his nose. I mean, c’mon, I know you all wanna know that too.
his nose looks like a penis
aw …bike-riding to a strip-club is about the most righteous celeb “offense” I’ve heard of in ages – SOD y’all!
His nose looks like the end of a penis.
Don’t know who this guy is but he looks like a succesful mix of Tom Cruise/donald Trump.
#6 He can’t. It hides his fucking teeth.
Haters! When this guy rides his bike to the strip club, he doesn’t come home empty handed! He has skanky hoes riding on his handle bars all the way back home for after hours fun.
#59 Somehow I didn’t have you figured for a striped racer’s boxers man.
I just dont understand why his nose looks like fucked up silly putty..
He has a lot of money…why not get that jacked up thing fixed?
he got the short stick… his other brothers are much more handsome then him..he’s just goofy looking.. and that’s probably why he plays the parts he gets, to distract people of his penis nose
if I were cocaine
and i saw that noze
coming at me like a
zwirrling tornado, I’d
freakin get my powdered
azz moving fazt…
Something I have come to learn since participating in these comment boards: sooner or later, every steady participant gets annoyed by kelli’s use of poetic license. I am there.
71. I know I’m distracted by Owen’s schlong schnauz, and all this talk of butt sex, and penises, damn I need my ass plowed, again.
How is it that his brother is so hot, and yet he is so fug???? what happened in the gene pool there? was the egg wall a bit too durable and the little sperm that could, destined to create him, crashed head on into it, thus forevermore deforming his face before he could conquer that egg???
#59, Rich: My dad says you suck in the sack. Why did you have to go all limp on him? He said he tried to console you and tell you it happens to everyone sometimes. But you just kept sobbing like a bitch. My dad still wants you to call him though.
Good plan Geno. How about I call him “Queer Geno’s Dad” or something like that? Or maybe I’ll say “you should encourage Geno to save some of his lame ass retorts for his faltering blog, as he’s apparently running on fumes and he can’t keep blaming the semen in his eyes for his apparent mistypes”. I went limp on him because everytime I think of the overly sensitive idiots in his family, I sob out of concern for the lesser among us. I’m a humanist like that. And a man who stays hard while crying is just weird…
In my defense, your dad has tits and a pussy… much like you.
the nose is so disturbing
I’m a woman. (Genevieve). And I love you too!!
Riiiiight Geno… that’s what Robert Arquette says too…
Naaw. I’m all woman. I like women. Coco Arquette is just confused.
ooooooookaaaaaaay Reno… and I’m a lesbian with an unfairly long johnson… but I will say, you’re a good sport… for a dude with a sexual identity crisis.
Right back at ya dude. You make me laugh. Anyone that makes me laugh ain’t all bad.
Owen probably forgot what real women looked like after spending time with that flatsy Hudson with the dumbo ears. Can you imagine if they procreated and produced a girl… that nose, her ears, her chest. eww!
He seriously needs to get that nose fixed.
this guys surely wear a rubber in his nose
if you all must know he and his brothers were all big time football players in school and he broke his nose 3 times and he happens to be proud of that fact .Its like a trophy for all to see. Even if they don’t know that fact. And BTW why should he have to change it . If you don’t like what you see don’t look at it.
If I had Kate Hudson, I’d have a hard time keeping my tongue out of her bunghole.
Owen, I thought you were smarter and more respectful than this. If you ride your bike to the strip club you get sweaty balls and then it is gross for the ladies when you hit the champagne room. Lets show a little class, you are a celebrity you know so quit trying to slum it. Gosh, what is wrong with Hollywood these days.