Owen Wilson bikes to strip clubs
Need to get to a strip club but don’t have a car handy? No problem. Owen Wilson pedaled his mountain bike to Scores West Side where he parked his bike in the check room and then sat down for some lap dances. A source tells Page Six:
“After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him – Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again. Who needs Kate Hudson?”
Now that’s dedication. I’ve never found myself so desperate for breasts that I’d actually bike to a strip club. Then again I’m lazy. My house could be on fire and I’d have to think twice about leaving the couch. I’m actually posting this in my sleep. Impressed, ladies? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue.