Owen Wilson took his new girlfriend supermodel Le Call to Hawaii for a couple of days of sun and relaxation. It’s good to see Owen Wilson enjoying life and getting back to the simple pleasures. Like banging supermodels and jet-setting to Hawaii at a moment’s notice. You know, normal day-to-day stuff that the rest of us take for granted. Kind of makes you stop and think about how good you have it. This afternoon, on my third flight of the day to Hawaii to have sex with a model, I’m going to really enjoy it this time and not just go through the motions. Somebody fetch me my Superman cape and giant #1 finger.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Not to sound like crazy Miss America lady, but I like Owen…… and he apparently is, uh, doing better……. half naked girls will always cure that suicidal tick…. or a bottle of vodka..
russ | November 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Happy to see Owen back on his feet again. A little poontang like that will fix you right up.
thatgirl | November 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
uhm. she’s not a supermodel. gisele is a supermodel, because people other than superficial and US weekly readers know who she is.
Bigheadmike | November 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Sweet Jesus!!!!! i have to go the bathroom and uh…. Whack till my arm falls off.
Heal Brother | November 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I am happy to see he is healing nicely. Her tail is healing a broken bone as we speak.
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm
How do we know Owen is in Hawaii with these two chicks?
JVM | November 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Maybe tapping that piece of ass will help him lose his vodka gut.
EllyBell | November 20, 2007 at 1:41 pm
the one on the left in the first pic looks like heather mills
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm
If he sucks it in any harder, his titties will blow.
jena | November 20, 2007 at 1:43 pm
hope she doesn’t get his nose all bent out of shape.
AHAHA see what i did there? see?…… I’ll get my coat
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I think I can actually hear the collective *click click click * of every single male’s keyboard .
fart knocker | November 20, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Um…why does it look like there is a giant penis in the corner of the last three pics?? Creepy!
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Oh yeah. And where did we see this recently single and rich woman? Perhaps it was on BikinisAndMoney.com. I’m not sure.
woodhorse | November 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
#12 Jebus Mary & Joseph! Where do you look at penises? MorbidGenitalAccidents.com? I thought they shut that site down.
josh | November 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm
why isnt he crazy glued to he her ass? whats wrong with him?
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I wanna fucking go to hawaii! fuckers..
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Veggi – I am going to Hawaii..
Me | November 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I would lick the sand off both those girls asses
combustion8 | November 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
what’s she got peeking out her ass in pick 14?
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 2:06 pm
#14 no , it’s still up and running..
Jimbo | November 20, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Looks like a panty liner. Why would you were one of those to the beach??
caljenna66 | November 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Are they even together? Are these pictures from the same day? Is that even the same girl in all of them? Did he bring a spare? I’m confused…
Anexio | November 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Own Wilson needs to concider why he left Kate. He always make the mistaqkes that have conciqences and dosnt care who he hurts in doing so. He is fat to and I dout that he will be happy until he realises that he left a good woman.
Its not fair for him to treat Kate like this and he rubs it in her face all of the time and agin.
Pap | November 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
@12,
Yes, that’s my penis in the pic, i couldn’t help but rub one out while looking at her ass.
Stink Finger | November 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Pic #6 and #7… I would totally do my Little Dutch Boy impression.
Vince Charming | November 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I don’t know who those girls in those pictures are but I DO know they are not Le Call. I personally know her and I can tell you that’s not her. Plus, just do a search…………not her.
ph7 | November 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
That would help me forget my problems, too.
a non meat eater | November 20, 2007 at 2:19 pm
23: an example of how our kids are becoming illiterate because of texting..
ph7 | November 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Perfect! She’s the larger breasted version of Kate Hudson. Nice upgrade.
theShizaan | November 20, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Way to go Owen!!
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Huh. I don’t care..
Conky | November 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I’d be happy to help Owen satisfy these young ladies if his anti-depression meds make his weenie limp.
Thanks
Chick Crack | November 20, 2007 at 2:37 pm
This model looks not so super.
GWB | November 20, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I’d poke her with my giant freedom fry.
Owen | November 20, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I love it when she begs for a Rear Admiral!
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I, for one, am surprised that Jimbo knows what a panty liner is.
KC | November 20, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Whenever I feel like committing suicide, I look at picture #8.
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 2:47 pm
36- I for one HATE your face..
Monkey | November 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Uh, I know Le and the one in the blue bikini in all of the pictures is not her. I can’t quite make out her face but I’m pretty sure the one in the flower bikini is.
BaconMessiah | November 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Pasty= Owen
tim | November 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
down side is that she had two helpings of 3-bean salad
Doc | November 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Eh, nothing special about her… cant say that anything really distinguishes herself from any other model out there… given Owen’s track record, that doesnt surprise me… bland girls are his thing…
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm
38- shaddap. Why do I get such a retarded troll? That wasn’t funny and didn’t make any sense at all.
George | November 20, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Attractive enough, for a cheese-eating surrender monkey. Guaranteed she smells bad.
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm
43. mmmm, my troll just called themselves retarded. How fitting..
Italian Stallion | November 20, 2007 at 3:01 pm
You guys want to see something hilarious. Check out Madonnas little girl. Her eyebrows are a fucking riot…………
Click the link…….
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 3:02 pm
45- shaddap. Trolls are ruining this place. It’s not worth the hassle – I’m leaving now.
FRIST!!! | November 20, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Thank GOD the troll is leaving.
Hey veggi, is it manhatton time yet? I don’t really know what a Manhatton is. What is it? And who is buying??..
veggi | November 20, 2007 at 3:09 pm
A Manhatton is an alcoholic drink for retarded people. People with functioning brains drink Manhattans.
XFILE102 | November 20, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Really nice to see Owen getting back to life and moving on, in a positive way. Enjoying all the “Fruits” of the earth.. Felt bad for him lately, so it’s cool to see him getting back out there.