Owen Wilson Knocked Up A Married Woman

“Alright, me! Everybody clap.”

In an interview to promote Free Birds yesterday, Owen Wilson confirmed to Extra that he’s going to be a dad again, only this time with his married personal trainer because apparently knocking up chicks with husbands is the new hotness. In more important news, five years ago Owen Wilson used to have sex with Kate Hudson’s butt which is way more of an excuse than I need to include bikini pics of it because there is absolutely jackshit happening today, and daddy needs pageviews or he’ll have to get a job that requires human interaction. *cocks gun* You don’t want that. *smears on camoflauge face paint* Trust me. *practices hiding in file cabinets*

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