Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy

Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the green. “Guys, guys. I know it’s only ten feet away, but this puppy runs on the blood of endangered species, so I rest my case. Now where’s the caddy I hired solely to shake this thing. Ronaldo! Pee-pee!”

NOTE: This photo was only available edited, so my apologies to all the ladies out there. Oh, and Tom Cruise.

Photos: Splash News