Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy

September 13th, 2010 // 79 Comments
Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course

Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the green. “Guys, guys. I know it’s only ten feet away, but this puppy runs on the blood of endangered species, so I rest my case. Now where’s the caddy I hired solely to shake this thing. Ronaldo! Pee-pee!”

NOTE: This photo was only available edited, so my apologies to all the ladies out there. Oh, and Tom Cruise.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course
    soomiee
    Commented on this photo:

    wheres the pic without the black square for the ladies????

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    Insanity & Me
    Commented on this photo:

    first yay inb4 retards telling me that first is retarded to say

  3. Smaug

    too bad he couldn’t get the job done killing himself

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    Insanity & Me
    Commented on this photo:

    awh crap 1min

  5. Richard McBeef

    Pissing outside conserves water and saves the earth.

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Anyone who golfs does this at least every other round.

  7. Marcus

    at least find a tree

    • kayk

      Considering the ridiculous amount of money if costs to hit a ball with a stick at that club, the tree should have come to him.

  8. PixelPing

    Single hand. Must not be nicknamed “The Rope”.

  9. Mandi

    Damnit! It had to be edited! It’s not that I really want to see Owen Wilson’s penis, but ANY penis would have been a nice change of pace around here.

  10. it took an embarrassingly small box to cover his penis.

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    Rhonda
    Commented on this photo:

    If this was a female celebrity, there would be a NSFW link. Unfair.

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    lukemingle
    Commented on this photo:

    i agree with soomie and rhonda!

  13. Checkmeout McBigPenisOnTheInternet

    GEEZE WHAT A SMALL DONG. GOOD THING I’VE GOT A TWO FOOTER, THAT PERMITS ME TO TALK SHIT ON THE INTERNET. LADIES?

  14. fester

    Great photo attribution… “Splash News.”

  15. Emowen!

    From the looks of that swollen tummy, he looks like he should be taking a shit instead!

    Oxycontin = Constipation

    And what’s he looking at so intensely? Is there a bulleye drawn on the ground or something?

  16. Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course
    Mardi
    Commented on this photo:

    LAME there’s no NSFW version.

  17. Justin Beiber

    Never would I do this bidness so close to my clubs or the cart, but finding a friendly tree to piss all over is a well respected move in the golf community.

  18. Tiger

    He’s also a golf cheat … it looks like he’s carrying more than the regulation 14 clubs in his bag.

    • ____

      The driver with the yellow shaft plus the two irons below it are in the bag next to his. It appears he is withing the limit of 14 clubs.

  19. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Never has the instruction click for ‘View Full Size’ been more ironic.

    Fish? The Tom Cruise line? Brilliant.

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    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a pretty small square. Might be time to lower your expectations….

  21. Rob

    Well judging by his face his penis is on his head. So one could conclude that what he’s actually urinating out of is actually his nose.

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    ‘merican sized

  23. jakes

    Well, he seems classy, he took off the one glove to grab his penis, i would just grab my dong with glove and everything,

    also what’s with the man boobs? and the belly? and the 40 year old lesbian haircut,
    why is the stream of pee so uneven and weird looking?
    I wish he was peeing in Jackie Chan’s mouth

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      LOL

    • Lori

      Your points are hilarious!! :D

    • Hugh Gentry

      he wasn’t wearing two gloves you fucking moron. go crawl back in your mom’s pussy and don’t ever see the light of day again please.

      • jakes

        hey Hugh Gentry,

        WOAH WOW WOW WOW
        Take it easy there golf fanatic! yeah Imust confess i know nothing of Golf,
        so ths means Owen is not Classy at all!

        I know you must have a huge crush on him so, sorry,but you must admit he looks like has a very tiny baby penis,

        sorry buddy, didn’t mean to make your panties in a bunch,
        by the way, if you want a real man contact me, ask your mom, she knows she saw me with your dad ;)

  24. Lady Blah Blah

    Too bad Kim Kardashian wasn’t there. ;-)

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    bobski
    Commented on this photo:

    hes taking a piss.. why the fuck would u want to see it. its not like he is gonna have a hard on or even a semi.

    look up golden showers for fun

  26. Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course
    biff lohman
    Commented on this photo:

    or as i call it, ‘getting back to nature.”

    it’s better when there’s a natural body of water under your stream, you know, indian style.

  27. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Weak ssstream…. Still feeling effects of Kate Hudson’s ‘visitor center’….stream….getting…..weaker…………………..

  28. Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course
    udunome
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf, y cant i see it? u show girls naked but not guys???
    sexist?

  29. John Holmes

    Only a true flabby waisted girly man has to unbutton his pants to find his wedding tackle.

  30. kirby peanuckle

    he must have forgot his pissing club
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJlL9qY9XjA

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    lilyloo
    Commented on this photo:

    Really?! Censored? Lame..

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    ytou are fucking lame, you will show a womans vag, but not the penis eh? losers.

  33. shavederic

    You know, people have to pick up their golf balls off of your little fairway toilet, douchebag. Go off in the bushes like everyone else.

  34. scott shaffer

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    F.A.A. wind tunnel test certified

    $14.95 is good for 4 dozen golf balls

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  35. Mister Mean as Hell

    No wonder he attempted to kill himself, that censor bar isn’t very wide and isn’t very long. Hehe, on a more serious note I admire someone for being acting normal when they’re obviously wealthy enough hire a limo to take him from the green to the latrine on short notice.

    This might land him a movie role or two as well. Honestly I’d piss away plenty of money to watch a comedic drama where Owen Wilson befriends a foxy hometown darling, played by Jennifer Tilly, and the two are impulsive sex addicts. The only problem? They are exhibitionists who feel obligated to do it in public. The other problem? They only get their rocks off from hardcore scat play.

    Good thing sidewalks hose off so easy, I probably just gave some twisted bastard the premise of his fortune making script. Only differences are he’ll use Matt Damon and Christina Applegate, instead of scat they’ll eat pudding, and somehow it’ll be a musical where they speak clearly despite a mouth full of pudding.

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    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell? Where is the peen???????

  37. Mama Pinkus

    Why is it that pussy from dubious sources can be displayed butnot public penis?

    • True That ^^^

      Amen, sister!! The great double-standard at play. If fellow druggie Lindsay Lohan had a nipslip out on the back nine while trying to play golf smacked out, or stoned, or drunk – or whatever – I’m almost positive that an uncensored version of the pic would make its way onto the net. But this guy whips it out in public and gets the dignity of a black box (little though it may be!!)

  38. puddleduck

    I’m not the least bit interested in gazing at his pathetic little dick and I surely wouldn’t be too happy to have witnessed this no talent ass wipe pissing on the fairway. If he wants to stand outside with his dingle blowing in the breeze, he needs to head for the nearest fire hydrant. At least dogs go hike in private….

  39. captain america

    getoutahere: A NEW STAND UP COMEDIAN?

  40. Ice Ice Baby

    Here’s what I think: Owen goes to Maui for the ice (NOT the frozen treat). All he wants is to be left alone to drug himself into oblivion but he’s too much of a moneymaker to turn him loose to self-destruct totally. So his “people” arrange for him to shave and comb his hair and get into the fresh air and sunshine and do something wholesome like golfing. Meanwhile, he hates golf (and life in general – without drugs, that is) and in a classic passive-aggressive move, he “accidentally” gets caught with his penis out and pissing all over the course, ruining their evil plan to rehabilitate his image. Now he can’t be photographed golfing again without people joking about him “watering the greens”. So – NO MORE GOLF!!! That’ll teach em!! He’s a druggie but he’s not stupid!

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  43. Spo

    judging by the size of that tiny black square I would have thought he would have wanted the cover of a tree or some bushes. Oh well, he must be a grower.

  44. Don’t bother viewing the image full screen – the black censor stays.

  45. ICP

    ” It’s Magic! “

  46. froghammer

    SplashNews, indeed.

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    Sasha
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry why are we not seeing penis? Boobs and vagina are all over this site – WTF

  48. cc

    So long as he’s not trying to make another ‘comedy’, I am grateful. Keep golfing, fucker.

  49. Owen Wilson Peeing on a Golf Course
    Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    NSFW PLEASE GOD WHY IS THERE ALWAYS TITS AND PUSSY ALL OVER THIS SITE BUT NEVER ANY COCK

  50. Willy Wonka

    You sure he’s just peeing???

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