Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the green. “Guys, guys. I know it’s only ten feet away, but this puppy runs on the blood of endangered species, so I rest my case. Now where’s the caddy I hired solely to shake this thing. Ronaldo! Pee-pee!”
NOTE: This photo was only available edited, so my apologies to all the ladies out there. Oh, and Tom Cruise.
Photos: Splash News
wheres the pic without the black square for the ladies????
first yay inb4 retards telling me that first is retarded to say
too bad he couldn’t get the job done killing himself
i am surprised at how well the surgeons did reconstructing his face after the self inflicted shotgun blast. just a few weird bumps, asymmetries, and that nose to fix in later surgeries.
errr, wait a second.
Disappointing. You know that the ‘Port loves him some shriveled white schlong. Censored? Really? Damn, …
PLEASE SHOW THE COCK!!!!!
Is it snipped?
awh crap 1min
Pissing outside conserves water and saves the earth.
lol
Anyone who golfs does this at least every other round.
Yep!! But at least I go into the woods not pee next to my golf cart… lol
Most golfers wait til they have an errant shot into the rough/woods to take a leak. Don’t make excuses for his idiocy.
at least find a tree
Considering the ridiculous amount of money if costs to hit a ball with a stick at that club, the tree should have come to him.
Single hand. Must not be nicknamed “The Rope”.
Damnit! It had to be edited! It’s not that I really want to see Owen Wilson’s penis, but ANY penis would have been a nice change of pace around here.
Mandi, I completely agree. FFS!!! Our one chance to view some cock on here and it is edited. FUCKERS.
Shut up, cunt.
yes show some cock…..show some cock!!!!
Fucking Too Right!! Show us some Cock for a fucking change!
it took an embarrassingly small box to cover his penis.
It looks overcast and possibly chilly pout there? At least it didn’t take a pixel to cover it up.
Was just thinkin the same thing lol thats some serious turtling goin on
There’s another joke in there, I can feel it. Err…
awww no stop it you guys, I’m sure it’s just playing peak a boo.
If this was a female celebrity, there would be a NSFW link. Unfair.
i agree with soomie and rhonda!
GEEZE WHAT A SMALL DONG. GOOD THING I’VE GOT A TWO FOOTER, THAT PERMITS ME TO TALK SHIT ON THE INTERNET. LADIES?
Why hello there!
Great photo attribution… “Splash News.”
From the looks of that swollen tummy, he looks like he should be taking a shit instead!
Oxycontin = Constipation
And what’s he looking at so intensely? Is there a bulleye drawn on the ground or something?
pissing for par.. must concentrate..
haha!
LAME there’s no NSFW version.
Never would I do this bidness so close to my clubs or the cart, but finding a friendly tree to piss all over is a well respected move in the golf community.
He’s also a golf cheat … it looks like he’s carrying more than the regulation 14 clubs in his bag.
The driver with the yellow shaft plus the two irons below it are in the bag next to his. It appears he is withing the limit of 14 clubs.
Never has the instruction click for ‘View Full Size’ been more ironic.
Fish? The Tom Cruise line? Brilliant.
That’s a pretty small square. Might be time to lower your expectations….
Well judging by his face his penis is on his head. So one could conclude that what he’s actually urinating out of is actually his nose.
‘merican sized
Well, he seems classy, he took off the one glove to grab his penis, i would just grab my dong with glove and everything,
also what’s with the man boobs? and the belly? and the 40 year old lesbian haircut,
why is the stream of pee so uneven and weird looking?
I wish he was peeing in Jackie Chan’s mouth
LOL
Your points are hilarious!! :D
he wasn’t wearing two gloves you fucking moron. go crawl back in your mom’s pussy and don’t ever see the light of day again please.
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Take it easy there golf fanatic! yeah Imust confess i know nothing of Golf,
so ths means Owen is not Classy at all!
I know you must have a huge crush on him so, sorry,but you must admit he looks like has a very tiny baby penis,
sorry buddy, didn’t mean to make your panties in a bunch,
by the way, if you want a real man contact me, ask your mom, she knows she saw me with your dad ;)
Too bad Kim Kardashian wasn’t there. ;-)
hes taking a piss.. why the fuck would u want to see it. its not like he is gonna have a hard on or even a semi.
look up golden showers for fun
or as i call it, ‘getting back to nature.”
it’s better when there’s a natural body of water under your stream, you know, indian style.
Weak ssstream…. Still feeling effects of Kate Hudson’s ‘visitor center’….stream….getting…..weaker…………………..
wtf, y cant i see it? u show girls naked but not guys???
sexist?
Only a true flabby waisted girly man has to unbutton his pants to find his wedding tackle.
he must have forgot his pissing club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJlL9qY9XjA
Really?! Censored? Lame..
ytou are fucking lame, you will show a womans vag, but not the penis eh? losers.
You know, people have to pick up their golf balls off of your little fairway toilet, douchebag. Go off in the bushes like everyone else.
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No wonder he attempted to kill himself, that censor bar isn’t very wide and isn’t very long. Hehe, on a more serious note I admire someone for being acting normal when they’re obviously wealthy enough hire a limo to take him from the green to the latrine on short notice.
This might land him a movie role or two as well. Honestly I’d piss away plenty of money to watch a comedic drama where Owen Wilson befriends a foxy hometown darling, played by Jennifer Tilly, and the two are impulsive sex addicts. The only problem? They are exhibitionists who feel obligated to do it in public. The other problem? They only get their rocks off from hardcore scat play.
Good thing sidewalks hose off so easy, I probably just gave some twisted bastard the premise of his fortune making script. Only differences are he’ll use Matt Damon and Christina Applegate, instead of scat they’ll eat pudding, and somehow it’ll be a musical where they speak clearly despite a mouth full of pudding.
What the hell? Where is the peen???????
Why is it that pussy from dubious sources can be displayed butnot public penis?
Amen, sister!! The great double-standard at play. If fellow druggie Lindsay Lohan had a nipslip out on the back nine while trying to play golf smacked out, or stoned, or drunk – or whatever – I’m almost positive that an uncensored version of the pic would make its way onto the net. But this guy whips it out in public and gets the dignity of a black box (little though it may be!!)
I’m not the least bit interested in gazing at his pathetic little dick and I surely wouldn’t be too happy to have witnessed this no talent ass wipe pissing on the fairway. If he wants to stand outside with his dingle blowing in the breeze, he needs to head for the nearest fire hydrant. At least dogs go hike in private….
getoutahere: A NEW STAND UP COMEDIAN?
Here’s what I think: Owen goes to Maui for the ice (NOT the frozen treat). All he wants is to be left alone to drug himself into oblivion but he’s too much of a moneymaker to turn him loose to self-destruct totally. So his “people” arrange for him to shave and comb his hair and get into the fresh air and sunshine and do something wholesome like golfing. Meanwhile, he hates golf (and life in general – without drugs, that is) and in a classic passive-aggressive move, he “accidentally” gets caught with his penis out and pissing all over the course, ruining their evil plan to rehabilitate his image. Now he can’t be photographed golfing again without people joking about him “watering the greens”. So – NO MORE GOLF!!! That’ll teach em!! He’s a druggie but he’s not stupid!
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judging by the size of that tiny black square I would have thought he would have wanted the cover of a tree or some bushes. Oh well, he must be a grower.
Don’t bother viewing the image full screen – the black censor stays.
” It’s Magic! “
SplashNews, indeed.
I’m sorry why are we not seeing penis? Boobs and vagina are all over this site – WTF
So long as he’s not trying to make another ‘comedy’, I am grateful. Keep golfing, fucker.
NSFW PLEASE GOD WHY IS THERE ALWAYS TITS AND PUSSY ALL OVER THIS SITE BUT NEVER ANY COCK
You sure he’s just peeing???