The 82nd Annual Academy Awards

The Superficial / March 8, 2010

And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll shit an Oscar statue.

Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones
Alotta Fagina
PieTrap Canyon
I’ll Star in Anything
MyShitty DontStinkerson
No BelongyHere
Proof Shia LaBeouf is a Pedophile
THAT HORSE IS EATING THAT MAN’S WILL TO LIVE!
Cougaronia, Slayer of Egos

AND

There’s Been a Terrible Mistake

Photos: Getty