And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll shit an Oscar statue.
Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones
Alotta Fagina
PieTrap Canyon
I’ll Star in Anything
MyShitty DontStinkerson
No BelongyHere
Proof Shia LaBeouf is a Pedophile
THAT HORSE IS EATING THAT MAN’S WILL TO LIVE!
Cougaronia, Slayer of Egos
AND
There’s Been a Terrible Mistake
Photos: Getty
sickitten | March 8, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Marc is hiding his undereye cirles/crop circles & she’s hiding her sagging breasts.
Guy Rossi | March 8, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I would love to BAM BAM that Biglelow!!
a2650415 | March 8, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Wow! A horse in a dress!
merilhepburn | March 8, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I would love to deep throat the oscar statue, head to base!!!
joeschmuck | March 8, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Dee Snider….
BitemeBitche$ | March 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm
like ta c your fat asses in that dress, Bitch and Butch,and tweens!!
soup nazi | March 8, 2010 at 9:47 pm
now lets play match that nickname…lol Cougaronia
Anon | March 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I thought Carey Mulligan was cute! And I liked her hair. Although she does look creepily young…
harry satchel | March 8, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Fuck Oscar and his horse, and all those who covet him and kneel in his presence! Whores.
Cumquat | March 8, 2010 at 10:11 pm
O, what a splendid gathering of poorly-fitted frocks!
Randal | March 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Lots of very beautiful and drop dead gorgeous ladies in these photos.
Kristen Stewart, the next female face of the industry struts her stuff in her midnight blue strapless dress by Monique Lhuillier.
Sandra Bullock pulls it off right, showing off her perfect figure which is captivated by the high level of sparkling detail that wraps around her like a velvet glove.
Saraha Jessica Parker stole the red carpet with her buttery yellow Chanel couture gown which was gently sprinkled with flowers around her neckline, wafting that fresh smell of wild flowers to all around her.
Topping it off was Milley Cyrus, who wore an age-appropriate Jenny Pacham gown that dangled and awed as she slowly walked down the red carpet, stopping for photographs with that winning smile of hers.
All in all, a very successful award ceremony. Congratulations to everyone!
Randal
lori | March 8, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Butt-Gantor and Picante Bones……hahahahhahaha!!!!!
linker r4 | March 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm
i think she’s had some work done. her face is more taught, like more pulled back, and her eyes look more pulled back as well
algae | March 8, 2010 at 11:09 pm
How is Clooney not MyShitty DontStinkerton?
ppl | March 8, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Why is Ferris Bueller with his mother? or is that a horse
George Clooney | March 8, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Randal,
On behalf of the Academy, thank you so much for your glowing accolades. We deserve it, of course. E! will be in touch with you shortly – I see a red carpet interview in your future!
Holy shit, man.
Alli Watermelon | March 9, 2010 at 12:44 am
I love Miley’s dress. She should work on her posture though, it’s awful. Rachel McAdams is hot as usual.
Megan | March 9, 2010 at 1:06 am
I wonder if Cameron’s had the “omg I know what I’ll look like when I’m 70″ breakdown yet?
Jeff | March 9, 2010 at 1:47 am
hahahahaha you got it back fish! these were great! especially that last one, fucking sandra bullock are you kidding me
B | March 9, 2010 at 2:58 am
Kathryn Bigelow, such a MILF.
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I liked her hair. Although she does look creepily young.
acer coupon | March 9, 2010 at 5:24 am
Thanks for doing this. Cablevision and ABC (Disney) are so evil, depriving 3 million New Yorkers of the pleasure of seeing the Oscars live.
Acai Max Cleanse | March 9, 2010 at 5:28 am
Wow……..very beautiful pics,i like that type of function one think that we can see our all favorite star in place and toghter.
Gueibor | March 9, 2010 at 5:51 am
I’m happy for Kathryn Bigelow. She’s had an Oscar coming ever since Strange Days. On an unrelated note, damn! She’s one fine looking lady.
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Gueibor | March 9, 2010 at 5:58 am
#11 – I don’t know what industry you were talking about, but Kristen Stewart only strikes me as the next female face that will never smile until she comes out at age forty-something.
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spinal | March 9, 2010 at 6:07 am
@ 21
Bigelow has had an Oscar coming since 1981 with her vampire cowboy masterpiece Near Dark. Sorry, but I love that nutty movie and everything else she’s done since.
Rough--simultaneously in brief & boxers | March 9, 2010 at 6:47 am
And the OsKar goes toooooo:Kristen’s beautiful porcelain skin…I am not sure if its the youth factor but she always steal the show to me. Only time will tell, stay tune…
NG | March 9, 2010 at 7:28 am
The nicknames rocked. LOL
specially liked the horsy one :) so true…
captain america | March 9, 2010 at 8:10 am
fucking up a 83thd one is his goal now?
Big'n | March 9, 2010 at 8:38 am
I wanna fuck Miley Cyrus. And Kathryn Bigelow.
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Jen | March 9, 2010 at 9:27 am
@Randal #11, are you fucking retarded? lol
Kat | March 9, 2010 at 9:35 am
Jen #38 – yes he is. He always makes those types of pathetic comments.
Antediluvian | March 9, 2010 at 9:58 am
Why does Cameron Diaz look like a Daryl Hanna in drag? Seriously let down on that one. She broke my heart.
bonhomey | March 9, 2010 at 10:31 am
Kathryn Bigelow was the hottest-looking women of the evening. Except for Kate Winslet. And Helen Mirren, of course. Am I getting old, or just getting better taste?
Rough 101 | March 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
You bitches are jealous Randal is the new Blackwell…
blah | March 9, 2010 at 11:08 am
i miss the old writer
lol | March 9, 2010 at 11:26 am
god sarah jessica parker looks like a man…
DON'T FLAUNT IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE 'EM | March 9, 2010 at 11:51 am
Miley Cyrus is trying to pump up what she doesn’t have. I even have more BOOBS than her and I’m a he. I still might do Sarah “Jaws” Parker even though I’m not circumcised. When I was born, Dr. didn’t have scissors big enough…
Rhialto | March 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Is it just me or is this Latin couple still going strong?!
Darth | March 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@46
She’s physically stronger than he’s.I mean that can make a frigging’ diference.Why else would he wear sunglasses?
nar | March 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm
i am not a jennifer lopez fan , but i hate to admit that she look beautiful and her drees was one of the best ,
AnaBleue | March 9, 2010 at 3:25 pm
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Grace | March 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Kristen Stewart has and always will have a fart face.