The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll shit an Oscar statue.
Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones
I’ll Star in Anything
Proof Shia LaBeouf is a Pedophile
THAT HORSE IS EATING THAT MAN’S WILL TO LIVE!
Cougaronia, Slayer of Egos