Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like to believe a lesson has been learned here.
AMANDA: So who am I presenting with? Meryl Streep? Kate Winslet? Helen Mirren?
PRODUCER: Miley Cyrus.
AMANDA: *tries to open window*
PRODUCER: You’ll find it to be adequately sealed, Ms. Seyfried. We anticipated your every move.
AMANDA: But did you anticipate this! *throws knockout gas*
PRODUCER: I’m an android with no need for oxygen.