OSCARS: That chick with those eyes

March 8th, 2010 // 31 Comments

Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like to believe a lesson has been learned here.

AMANDA: So who am I presenting with? Meryl Streep? Kate Winslet? Helen Mirren?
PRODUCER: Miley Cyrus.
AMANDA: *tries to open window*
PRODUCER: You’ll find it to be adequately sealed, Ms. Seyfried. We anticipated your every move.
AMANDA: But did you anticipate this! *throws knockout gas*
PRODUCER: I’m an android with no need for oxygen.
AMANDA: C’mon!

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  1. tolson

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  2. Taz

    I’d put it in her

  3. Randal

    What a stunning smile to go along with those bedroom eyes.

    Seduction is what Amanda is all about, saying what needs to be said without uttering a word. A woman who can’t speak well with her eyes, can’t speak well at all.

    Randal

  4. Jane

    BUBBLE WRAP!

  5. Dank

    I’d actually bang the shit out of this girl despite her alien eyes and misshapen head. She’s hot and has a decent body.

  6. Dank

    Randal where do you come up with this shit? lol

  7. Valerie

    I’m surprised this site missed D’Angelo getting caught with a transvestite hooker.

  8. L

    Considering she starred in “Dear John” she should consider herself lucky to have even been invited to the Oscars…Miley Cyrus is a step up from that.

  9. melrose

    Randal, that’s twice in 2 minutes you made me snort-laugh. You’re quick.

  10. Tara

    Her second dress looks like salad. ;)

  11. Look at this one g@y boys and be cured!

    F@gs can substitute jacking off to pictures of Amanda for prayers to god, because there’s no way any dude can resist this gal! And god might actually forgive you for all that stinky hairy buttsex too.

  12. Not on my radar, chicks who are less better looking than me.

  13. Lux

    I swear that dress is made of bubble wrap.

  14. I love this one – seems like a very unique texture and really looks gorgeous in pics and on stage.

  15. Wow!! she is looking gorgeous!!

  16. A woman who can’t speak well with her eyes, can’t speak well at all.

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  19. spinal

    @ 9 -

    Agreed. Randal is always funny but he’s killing it today.

  20. gisel

    @ L – March: Well it wasn’t her first time either. She (Amanda) presented an Oscar award last year (81st Oscar award) with Pattinson, not to mention she also performed with Hugh jackman and Beyonce.. so i think she has more step up from Miley Cyrus!

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    ……the eyes of a sheep.

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    sickkitten… “less better looking than me?” lay off the crack.

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    And her face is scary. xD

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