Dear Academy Awards,
I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings.
– The Superficial
I don’t get the attraction here, other than she has curves.
Not only is she beautiful, but she is obviously not shallow, judging by the guy she married.
Man I’d so lick her boob sweat
Damn you Dave Chappelle putting that “titty residue” word in my head!
This cow is udderly fatbulous.
Stunning. Breathtaking. Vaa vaa voom.
i want to pitch a tent in her cleavage and spend a week in there….
That milky skin with those luscious breast look freakin’ delicious!
Anyone else notice that the BET Awards broke out during the Oscars last night?
Mo’niggue, you forgot to thank all the WHITE people in the US, who’s ancestors brought your ancestors worthless asses over here from Africa and eventually freeing them and giving them/you a better life, a life so much better it’s beyond comprehension for your miniscule frontal lobe. Remember Mo’niggue, had your black ass stayed in Africa, it would be impossible to maintain that utterly disgusting cellulite ridden jabba the hut figure of yours, because there is no Popeye’s Fried Chicken in Africa, and the nearest McRib is about 4000 miles away. You’d be sitting there with a bone through your nose, a plate through your lip, and flies buzzing around your AIDS ridden ass while you sifted through sewage for some undigested corn.
And also you forgot to thank all the guilty white liberals in the “Academy” who feel obliged to vote for darkies when they’re nominated for Academy Awards even though they don’t deserve them, but at least they won’t appear “racist”.
I mean, with the Essence Awards, the BET Awards, the Ebony Awards, and the plethora of other awards solely invented for negros, how’s a n1gga s’posed to win anyfing with da white man contollin’ eveythin….?
Precious, more like preposterous. what a joke.
nom nom nom
Her boyfriend is the dude that ate all the shrooms and weed at the beginning of Super Troopers? What the hell is going on here!
Best cleavage. Ever. Or at least in the last few minutes.
I WANT TO REST MY HEADS ON THEM AND TAKE A NAP!!!!!!!!!!
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‘HONEY, THAT DRESS PLUS THOSE SHOES EQUALS TRAIN WRECK!’,
‘QUICK SOMEBODY GIVE THAT TRAMP A SHAWL BEFORE I LOSE MY LUNCH’
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I <3 tits!
THE SUPERFICIAL… why do i feel like post #18 is offensive and bordering the lines of being removed?
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