Dear Academy Awards,
I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings.
- The Superficial
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noonch | March 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
motorboat
Alli Watermelon | March 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
BOOBS.
SO RIGHT | March 8, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I don’t get the attraction here, other than she has curves.
Screaming Meat Nugget | March 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Not only is she beautiful, but she is obviously not shallow, judging by the guy she married.
Babaganoosh | March 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Man I’d so lick her boob sweat
BeeTee | March 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Damn you Dave Chappelle putting that “titty residue” word in my head!
groan | March 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
This cow is udderly fatbulous.
Alex | March 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Stunning. Breathtaking. Vaa vaa voom.
glace neuf | March 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm
i want to pitch a tent in her cleavage and spend a week in there….
Richard McBeef | March 8, 2010 at 12:49 pm
CAVE FISH
No GayTards | March 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm
That milky skin with those luscious breast look freakin’ delicious!
Jane Goodall | March 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Anyone else notice that the BET Awards broke out during the Oscars last night?
Mo’niggue, you forgot to thank all the WHITE people in the US, who’s ancestors brought your ancestors worthless asses over here from Africa and eventually freeing them and giving them/you a better life, a life so much better it’s beyond comprehension for your miniscule frontal lobe. Remember Mo’niggue, had your black ass stayed in Africa, it would be impossible to maintain that utterly disgusting cellulite ridden jabba the hut figure of yours, because there is no Popeye’s Fried Chicken in Africa, and the nearest McRib is about 4000 miles away. You’d be sitting there with a bone through your nose, a plate through your lip, and flies buzzing around your AIDS ridden ass while you sifted through sewage for some undigested corn.
And also you forgot to thank all the guilty white liberals in the “Academy” who feel obliged to vote for darkies when they’re nominated for Academy Awards even though they don’t deserve them, but at least they won’t appear “racist”.
I mean, with the Essence Awards, the BET Awards, the Ebony Awards, and the plethora of other awards solely invented for negros, how’s a n1gga s’posed to win anyfing with da white man contollin’ eveythin….?
Precious, more like preposterous. what a joke.
Marcus Parrish | March 8, 2010 at 12:58 pm
nom nom nom
Smee | March 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Her boyfriend is the dude that ate all the shrooms and weed at the beginning of Super Troopers? What the hell is going on here!
sohbetsiteleri | March 8, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I don’t get the attraction here, other than she has curves.
Big'n | March 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Best cleavage. Ever. Or at least in the last few minutes.
SithBlue | March 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I WANT TO REST MY HEADS ON THEM AND TAKE A NAP!!!!!!!!!!
G@YS HAVE NO RIGHT TO RATE THE BEAUTY OF WOMEN | March 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
THIS SITE IS OBVIOUSLY HETRO MALE FRIENDLY, SO G@YS GO AWAY AND POST YOUR:
‘HONEY, THAT DRESS PLUS THOSE SHOES EQUALS TRAIN WRECK!’,
AND
‘QUICK SOMEBODY GIVE THAT TRAMP A SHAWL BEFORE I LOSE MY LUNCH’
COMMENTS ON PEREZ-HILTON….COM.
medi0169 | March 8, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I <3 tits!
ummm... what? | March 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
THE SUPERFICIAL… why do i feel like post #18 is offensive and bordering the lines of being removed?
medi0169 | March 8, 2010 at 1:30 pm
@ #12 JANE GOODALL
Well said!
pappy smeary | March 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
@12
why dont you get a horse and live in the mountains where you wont bother anybody…
joe | March 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
#12, why don’t you shove your comments up your cu-nt and go f-uck a goat
Female | March 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm
As a female reaching out to other females (since males see b00bs and only b00bs)….
Dont you girls think that those dresses she wears are like actually offensive? I dont understand, whoever in their right mind wears a dress so tight that your tits reach your collarbone like that? Its fucked up! I mean she has to be gasping for air by the end of the night. And the cut, the bottom.. terrible and does nothing for her figure as a whole.
TO MEN….
Yah drool and fantasize all you want, but when that bitch takes off her super tight corsetted dress all you’re gonna have left is a pale skank with saggy ass tits, nipples facing opposite directions toward tha floor. Dream onnnn suckas, dream on.
which brings me to my last point…
#4… that’s why she has that ugly ass husband of hers, because when shes not wearing dresses that suck in every inch of her and cause her tits to appear attractive, what she looks like in bed is utterly repulsive and she CLEARLY knows it.
thank you, and good night
farles chew | March 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
The actual beauty of a woman is directly proportional to the number of trolls her pictures attract. In other words, CH’s tits could be the foundation of a new world religion.
I WONDER WHY? | March 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
@20 IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOUCHEWAD H0M0B0Y.
PLUS IT IS FUNNY HOW THE H0M0 AGENDA NOW TRUMPS RACISM. NOTICE HOW THE @12 RACIST RANT HAS NOBODY CONCERNED!
shappy sheery | March 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
@12 I know you were probably raised by some trash that drilled that into your head, but you must realize by now that you are fighting a losing battle. Even 90% of republicans would think you were trash.
The Dipstix Crew | March 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Just like us, all natural
pappy smeary | March 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@24 Offensive? Spare me… I agree that she is not that attractive but dont be so lame. Offended by a dress, hahah
Mr. Nice Guy | March 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
She is the most Sexy Women in Hollywood today. We can tell she is a Great Fuck. Trust me, when naked a Women like this is much more fun than a size 6 or smaller. 6 with a boob job is OK.
kIKI | March 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm
@29. She may have big old titties, but her fashion is literaly trash bag like!
SO RIGHT | March 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Why is #15 copying other posters exact comments? Odd. And I agree with 24. This dress and everything about the look is a train wreck. Plus she looks like Lucille Ball trying to be sexy. Blechhhh… She needs a stylist and some hair color.
Jack | March 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Despite her ridiculously oversized breasts, she’s easily one of the 10 most beautiful women on the planet.
Boobz | March 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I look hotter in my wal-mart smock.
McFeely Smackup | March 8, 2010 at 2:11 pm
” 33. Jack – March 8, 2010 2:09 PM
Despite her ridiculously oversized breasts, she’s easily one of the 10 most beautiful women on the planet.”
I don’t think you’re using the word “despite” correctly.
Daisy | March 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I thought it was Kathy Griffin.
KIKI | March 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
@ 35, LOLOLOL
Juggy Jiggs | March 8, 2010 at 2:17 pm
It is sad that I am neglecting poor Bar up there so I can talk about Titsey Ronald Mcdonald here. Oh the power of Jugggggs!
JaidenPaidIn | March 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
@#38
…good one. Titsey Ronald McD. That’s funny
why bother posting her mediocre face? Just post The Business.
Not much more to her than that.
Best Diet Pills | March 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
She is so beautiful.
Matrim | March 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Once again, it’s my solemn duty to inform you that I would kill each one of you with my bare hands for one night with this woman. That is all.
| March 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
if only she had the face of Alessandra Ambrosio
and the body of Alessandra Ambrosio
then she would be Alessandra Ambrosio
and not a fat chick
Ally | March 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Wow she’s finally wearing something that doesn’t make her look like a whore from Elizebethan times. Good choice CH – it’s ok to leave some of your breasts inside the dress.
Randal | March 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Mmmmm! Christina’s dress is to die for!
The lamp shade style creates a lift with the eye, an illusion that she’s walking on clouds of air as she moves across the floor. Red hair and blue eyes sparkle a playful personality and it radiates on her milky soft skin.
Sun melts snow but so does Christina’s womanly curves!
Randal
Racer X | March 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm
@12 & 24 = FAIL.
Tig-ol’-bitties (in all colors) > all
ONna | March 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
@24 and other prude insecure people
I’m a straight girl, and I think her dress is fine, her cleavage is epic and her curves are awesome.
There’s nothing there that I’m offended by.
Jim | March 8, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Wow, her fucking boyfriend gives me hope. The guy is awkward looking and ugly as fuck.
Guy Rossi | March 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm
If Taye Diggs saw pic 14 he might shoot himself.
And Shes hot. If you don’t find her remotely attractive Welcome to Gayville population. You
Peanutty | March 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Does she have a wonk eye? I don’t watch her show so I am not sure, but in photos she looks wonk.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 8, 2010 at 4:37 pm
You can have Alessandra Ambrosio or any other Manly looking woman, we straight men love Christina’s curves.