Dear Academy Awards,
I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings.
- The Superficial
I don’t get the attraction here, other than she has curves.
Not only is she beautiful, but she is obviously not shallow, judging by the guy she married.
Man I’d so lick her boob sweat
Damn you Dave Chappelle putting that “titty residue” word in my head!
This cow is udderly fatbulous.
Stunning. Breathtaking. Vaa vaa voom.
i want to pitch a tent in her cleavage and spend a week in there….
That milky skin with those luscious breast look freakin’ delicious!
Anyone else notice that the BET Awards broke out during the Oscars last night?
Mo’niggue, you forgot to thank all the WHITE people in the US, who’s ancestors brought your ancestors worthless asses over here from Africa and eventually freeing them and giving them/you a better life, a life so much better it’s beyond comprehension for your miniscule frontal lobe. Remember Mo’niggue, had your black ass stayed in Africa, it would be impossible to maintain that utterly disgusting cellulite ridden jabba the hut figure of yours, because there is no Popeye’s Fried Chicken in Africa, and the nearest McRib is about 4000 miles away. You’d be sitting there with a bone through your nose, a plate through your lip, and flies buzzing around your AIDS ridden ass while you sifted through sewage for some undigested corn.
And also you forgot to thank all the guilty white liberals in the “Academy” who feel obliged to vote for darkies when they’re nominated for Academy Awards even though they don’t deserve them, but at least they won’t appear “racist”.
I mean, with the Essence Awards, the BET Awards, the Ebony Awards, and the plethora of other awards solely invented for negros, how’s a n1gga s’posed to win anyfing with da white man contollin’ eveythin….?
Precious, more like preposterous. what a joke.
nom nom nom
Her boyfriend is the dude that ate all the shrooms and weed at the beginning of Super Troopers? What the hell is going on here!
Best cleavage. Ever. Or at least in the last few minutes.
I WANT TO REST MY HEADS ON THEM AND TAKE A NAP!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SITE IS OBVIOUSLY HETRO MALE FRIENDLY, SO G@YS GO AWAY AND POST YOUR:
‘HONEY, THAT DRESS PLUS THOSE SHOES EQUALS TRAIN WRECK!’,
‘QUICK SOMEBODY GIVE THAT TRAMP A SHAWL BEFORE I LOSE MY LUNCH’
COMMENTS ON PEREZ-HILTON….COM.
I <3 tits!
THE SUPERFICIAL… why do i feel like post #18 is offensive and bordering the lines of being removed?
@ #12 JANE GOODALL
why dont you get a horse and live in the mountains where you wont bother anybody…
#12, why don’t you shove your comments up your cu-nt and go f-uck a goat
As a female reaching out to other females (since males see b00bs and only b00bs)….
Dont you girls think that those dresses she wears are like actually offensive? I dont understand, whoever in their right mind wears a dress so tight that your tits reach your collarbone like that? Its fucked up! I mean she has to be gasping for air by the end of the night. And the cut, the bottom.. terrible and does nothing for her figure as a whole.
Yah drool and fantasize all you want, but when that bitch takes off her super tight corsetted dress all you’re gonna have left is a pale skank with saggy ass tits, nipples facing opposite directions toward tha floor. Dream onnnn suckas, dream on.
which brings me to my last point…
#4… that’s why she has that ugly ass husband of hers, because when shes not wearing dresses that suck in every inch of her and cause her tits to appear attractive, what she looks like in bed is utterly repulsive and she CLEARLY knows it.
thank you, and good night
The actual beauty of a woman is directly proportional to the number of trolls her pictures attract. In other words, CH’s tits could be the foundation of a new world religion.
@20 IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DOUCHEWAD H0M0B0Y.
PLUS IT IS FUNNY HOW THE H0M0 AGENDA NOW TRUMPS RACISM. NOTICE HOW THE @12 RACIST RANT HAS NOBODY CONCERNED!
@12 I know you were probably raised by some trash that drilled that into your head, but you must realize by now that you are fighting a losing battle. Even 90% of republicans would think you were trash.
Just like us, all natural
@24 Offensive? Spare me… I agree that she is not that attractive but dont be so lame. Offended by a dress, hahah
She is the most Sexy Women in Hollywood today. We can tell she is a Great Fuck. Trust me, when naked a Women like this is much more fun than a size 6 or smaller. 6 with a boob job is OK.
@29. She may have big old titties, but her fashion is literaly trash bag like!
Why is #15 copying other posters exact comments? Odd. And I agree with 24. This dress and everything about the look is a train wreck. Plus she looks like Lucille Ball trying to be sexy. Blechhhh… She needs a stylist and some hair color.
Despite her ridiculously oversized breasts, she’s easily one of the 10 most beautiful women on the planet.
I look hotter in my wal-mart smock.
” 33. Jack – March 8, 2010 2:09 PM
Despite her ridiculously oversized breasts, she’s easily one of the 10 most beautiful women on the planet.”
I don’t think you’re using the word “despite” correctly.
I thought it was Kathy Griffin.
@ 35, LOLOLOL
It is sad that I am neglecting poor Bar up there so I can talk about Titsey Ronald Mcdonald here. Oh the power of Jugggggs!
…good one. Titsey Ronald McD. That’s funny
why bother posting her mediocre face? Just post The Business.
Not much more to her than that.
She is so beautiful.
Once again, it’s my solemn duty to inform you that I would kill each one of you with my bare hands for one night with this woman. That is all.
if only she had the face of Alessandra Ambrosio
and the body of Alessandra Ambrosio
then she would be Alessandra Ambrosio
and not a fat chick
Wow she’s finally wearing something that doesn’t make her look like a whore from Elizebethan times. Good choice CH – it’s ok to leave some of your breasts inside the dress.
Mmmmm! Christina’s dress is to die for!
The lamp shade style creates a lift with the eye, an illusion that she’s walking on clouds of air as she moves across the floor. Red hair and blue eyes sparkle a playful personality and it radiates on her milky soft skin.
Sun melts snow but so does Christina’s womanly curves!
@12 & 24 = FAIL.
Tig-ol’-bitties (in all colors) > all
@24 and other prude insecure people
I’m a straight girl, and I think her dress is fine, her cleavage is epic and her curves are awesome.
There’s nothing there that I’m offended by.
Wow, her fucking boyfriend gives me hope. The guy is awkward looking and ugly as fuck.
If Taye Diggs saw pic 14 he might shoot himself.
And Shes hot. If you don’t find her remotely attractive Welcome to Gayville population. You
Does she have a wonk eye? I don’t watch her show so I am not sure, but in photos she looks wonk.
You can have Alessandra Ambrosio or any other Manly looking woman, we straight men love Christina’s curves.
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