Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at this food court.
Aw, wait, is that a Sbarro’s? Damn you, Charlize!
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Alli Watermelon | March 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm
BEAUTIFUL woman, UGLY dress with a poor choice in lipstick for the evening lol.
ChrisJ | March 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Her dress maker did to her what Obama is doing to the economy…F*cking it up big time!
Wtf? | March 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
More like a Cinnabon endorsement than Pillsbury.
sickitten | March 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Here it is in a nutshell for you Ali:
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She is pretty, but beautiful is a stretch
Points | March 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I think she’s just trying to prove that when you’re as gorgeous as she is…you can wear ANYTHING and still look hot.
Alli Watermelon | March 8, 2010 at 7:04 pm
#4, Sickitten, I’m not sure what you were trying to prove there besides you spend entirely too much time worrying about celebrities. Coming to sites like these isn’t a way for you to pass the work day, you are obsessed. Get a life, whack job. She’s beautiful.
chicksRus | March 8, 2010 at 7:32 pm
the most gorgeous face in hollywood. Timeless beauty. I’m a girl but i’d def do her!=)
Alvazar | March 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I love Charlize Theron!!! She is my favorite actress!!!
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Do_Freebird | March 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Good looking girl, nice dress, good photo.
And the the dress tries to hide the fact she has no tits.
Sorrieze Charilize.
Ally | March 8, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Charlize gets too much sun and that dress is hideous. Yes she is very attractive but thats probably the ugliest red carpet dress since Bjork wore a swan.
alpine1 | March 8, 2010 at 8:17 pm
She’s the cutest girl out there in Hollywoodland, dress and all.
krys | March 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm
I don’t give a fuck that she’s dressed like a big, tacky wedding cake.
She’s beautiful.
If I looked like her, I’d wear ugly shit like that to the grocery store.
Just because I fucking can.
The Revolutionary | March 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm
What a terrible dress. Charlize Theron looks like she’s wearing a deflated Madonna cone bra.
linker r4 | March 8, 2010 at 10:48 pm
This dress looks kinda cheap to be worn at the event, no?
ppl | March 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm
This old hag left her good husband for what again? Oh, Madonna wanna be
jenniferths | March 9, 2010 at 1:46 am
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I’m not sure what you were trying to prove there besides you spend entirely too much time worrying about celebrities.
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I think its amazing she looks very ordinary without makeup. She is of course still gorgeous.
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La Garse | March 9, 2010 at 8:03 am
Hideous dress on a mannish woman. Yes, yes, I know … let’s those who disagree bash and insult instead of reminding themselves that their opinions aren’t the only ones out there. Do I give a shit about the bashers? Nope.
I find Theron to be a bit on the unfeminine side. Is she attractive? Somewhat. But beautiful? Not so much. That word is used way too much these days, undeservedly so in most cases.
captain america | March 9, 2010 at 8:13 am
well, if your tits are as big as kate hudson’s ones you have to make up something.
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sandra | March 9, 2010 at 11:05 am
I don’t get how anybody could say she looks ‘mannish’ but whatever. The dress is kind of odd, but she is beautiful I think.
sickitten | March 9, 2010 at 6:51 pm
#6, Watermelon, I’ll play the game. You know I freelance in the Devil’s Workshop from time to time but if you think Charlize is beautiful, then what must you look like?
Charlize is pretty, I’ll give you that. Even w/her nose job, she’s no great beauty. Come on, she’s no Vivien Leigh, Gene Tierney or Grace Kelly.
Hell, I’m even better looking than Charlize.
m | March 9, 2010 at 7:08 pm
sickitten—-post a picture and let us decide. :)
Kodos | March 9, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Sorry Charlize, South Africa will now be represented by Candice Swanepoel.
Besides, you’re a fucking idiot.
Go away now.
anna | March 10, 2010 at 2:58 am
kodos,
you should be happy and kissing charlize’s feet that south africa has someone. and charlize has been called a freaking genious by her acting peers and she is really smart. you dont have to see more than 5 mins of conversation and interviews to see that.
oh and sickkitten what she does not have a nose job! you can look at pics from when she was a teen, say 16 in south africa, her nose is the same. you compare on your site a profile pic with a pic straight on. how retarded are you? of course your nose looks diff.
josh | March 10, 2010 at 3:30 am
She looks old and boring.
colopure cleanse | March 10, 2010 at 3:45 am
She is looking gorgeous!! I like her.
r4 sdhc | March 10, 2010 at 8:20 am
Charlize theron is really a pretty girl but the dress she whore in the event is not so good I can say because in this dress she is looking like a whore and that’s what she is not suppose to be.
dEBORAHmcINTYRE | March 10, 2010 at 8:39 am
beautiful,lady,beautiful mdress, grear hoollywood old glamour to me. She looks grear,leaveher alone. At least she was dresses as some axcrtesses lookes 1/2 naked of just grabbed something out os her grandmothers 1950′sloset. Stay as you are, you a graet and a grast bec-autiful actress with jeqalousa pepole out ther.
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kiki | March 10, 2010 at 10:00 am
ewwww I freakin hated her dress!! def on the top worst dressed!!
stever | March 10, 2010 at 11:18 am
I looks like two jiffy pops attached to her boobs. POP POP POP its done.
Ramona | March 10, 2010 at 11:56 am
Charlize is a beautiful woman, with a gorgeous figure, and her choice of dress just shows that she has a sense of humor. She’s been down that red carpet enough to know how mercilessly the media, public, and “fashion experts” judge a woman’s dress. You published the photos and have people commenting about the dress, so I’d say both her stylist and publicist did a pretty good job!
Nadine | March 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I had to LOL at the Jiffy Pop Popcorn & deflated Madonna
cone bra comments, so true.
& who called her an old hag? She isn’t OLD (unless yer 15 or under)
I did not like this dress, she’s done better – she’ll do better next time
but life goes on. It’s just a dress, who really cares.
DiDi | March 10, 2010 at 12:53 pm
She needs to find someone who can stand up to her and tell her HE@@ NO. It would of looked nice if she had it draped up to her shoulder with maybe one cinnabun on her shoulder. Maybe. Oh heck, just sell it on Ebay, Charlize.
Ruby | March 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Charlize, the term “You need to grow a pair” only refers to guys!
But you rose to the occasion ha!
terelon | March 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
She shouldn’t wear a dress that distracts from her gorgeous face.
gigi | March 10, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Charlize better watch it… don’t think the americans will get this term, but I’ve got enough SoAf friends to know — she’s got a typical Boer body-type. One late-night KFC binge and it’s ‘to the plows!’ She looks sad too… perhaps the lack of Townsend ding-a-ling…. the poor thing
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I feel like I’m staring at a pair of lilac flavored danish pastries…
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