OSCARS: Charlize Theron brought to you by Pillsbury

The Superficial | March 8, 2010 - 5:51 pm

Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at this food court.

Aw, wait, is that a Sbarro’s? Damn you, Charlize!

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