OSCARS: Bar Refaeli bangs an actor. Close enough.
When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a “fucking whore” for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I’d like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh. And to show there’s no hard feelings, I’m willing to meet halfway and have make-up sex. But keep it under your hat. Can’t have people knowing I’m a delicate flower of emotional dew.