OSCARS: Reese Witherspoon Looked Awesome

February 28th, 2011 // 32 Comments

Anytime Reese Witherspoon has been photographed over the past few months she’s been jogging like a goddamn maniac, so it’s no surprise she showed up to the Oscars looking incredible. Yes, she probably helped the caterers fine-touch a few ice sculptures with her chin, but that just means she’s comfortable with her handicap and exudes a sexy confidence because of it. Kind of like the mighty swordfish except less slutty and all asking for it.

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  1. She looked the best she has looked in a long time. The show was so painfully boring this year, though.

    • Claire

      As painfully boring as the dress/hair combo? Yeah, she looks amazing (as always), but she also looks like she’s going to homecoming.

      • Kizzy

        I agree. That dress looks almost exactly like my winter homecoming dress from high school. The only difference is her dress probably costs 10x the money. The hair and make-up look great, though.

    • Honest Abe

      Ladies and Gentlemen… introducing the Natural replacement for Viagra!! BOOOIIINNGGG- SCHWIIINNNG!!!

  2. Bluto

    Mrs. Leno looks great!

  3. Tommy

    If Jay keeps dressing like this he will surely win the late night wars!

  4. RC

    She looks like a Barbie :)

  5. DOucHe BaGELs

    The woman attached to that chin looks fantastic!

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Matches Malone realizes his cover has been blown.

  7. Deacon Jones

    ughh

    You really go for that girl-next-door look, don’t you Fish?

  8. Eric

    the chin freaks me out, otherwise she looks good

  9. Name

    she looks like a nun in this dress… boooooooooring….

  10. DKNY

    She juuuuuuust made it into the attractive category last night… by the hair of her chinny chin chin.

  11. ubergoober

    …too bad she’s a CUHHH-HHHUUUUNNNNT

    • carol

      you must be jealous cuz theres no way you would be able to get close enough to her to be able to make such a judgment. . you are really showing your finer side by doing this.

      • ubergoober

        No, this is based on historical FACT gleaned from incidents with others in the biz. Just b/c you’re ignorant of how supercilious she is, doesn’t make it not so.

      • and just because you think the media tell nothing but the truth doesn’t make it so either. soooo i guess your one of the superstars that has brushed shoulders against her since you know so much , because making these judgments from hearsay is the true definition of ignorance . and that absolutely horrible word should never be used and speaks volumes of your character . god speed..

  12. vitobonespur

    She’s very pretty, but that chin looks like the cow-catcher on the old Santa Fe #204 Money Run.

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    Bethie
    Commented on this photo:

    Rasputin was shot, poisoned, and thrown into the river, but never before had he faced the horror of a Bump-It.

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    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nature’s boner pill in human form!!

  15. I’m sure if you put that chin on a record sound would come out her ass.

  16. carol

    I’m sure everyone here that has poked fun of Reese has there own flaws since most people that do that are insecure in themselves. I feel sorry for y’all having to put her down to feel better about yourselves. This world is harsh enough without all these unnecessary rude comments . Everyone here have a blessed day.The woman looks fantastic .

    • vitobonespur

      So your sticking up for Reese (who, BTW, as I mentioned previously, is very pretty) and pointing the finger at everyone else makes YOU feel better about YOURself, right? Works both ways, doesn’t it?!

      Remember, Jesus loves you. The rest of humanity thinks you’re a cunt.

  17. So… Reese is still around ? That’s surprising considering the fact that she’s not doing that much lately. Artistically speeking, of course.

  18. Mandy

    This woman does not age. I wish I looked like her and I’m friggin 20 years old.

  19. Anya

    That side view of her chin is a little scary

  20. Joey

    Greasy Reese couldn’t get me up if she was the last chin on earth. Dress is boring…she’s boring…boyfriend is boring…her movies are painful. How many more cookie cutter movies will she subject the public to?

  21. My Throbbing

    cock cries itself to sleep every night thinking about this perfect specimen…..but her best work was in Pleasantville sigh oh the memories

  22. cocoK

    I was actually impressed with this pic, Reese looks good from the chin (no pun intended) up. I like the hair and makeup but agree that the dress is offensive…it looks like it came out of a homecoming picture from 1998. All she needs is a corsage and she’s ready to roll.

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    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty girl, good actress … to bad you could take an eye out with that chin ….

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