OSCARS: Justin Timberlake Didn’t Bring Jessica Biel. This is Why.
Adding fuel to the rumors that Justin Timberlake’s penis accepted Mila Kunis’ friend request (Don’t ever let me do that again.), he conveniently showed up to the Oscars sans Jessica Biel only to turn around and present an award with 95% of Mila’s breasts. Again, this could all be circumstantial evidence thanks to their new movie coming out, but it’s getting a little too suspicious. Next we’re going to find out “really good friends” knock each other up all the time and then marry each other for the tax credits. Doesn’t mean Jessica Biel’s a lesbian. Ha! Did her girlfriend tell you that? She’s a character.